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Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Was there Friday at 6:00 PM,a...

Was there Friday at 6:00 PM,a bout 6 girls working, less than usual caliber or girls, woudl only rate the 4 to 5s and one 6. At least there is no cover and the music is…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

This place seems to be heading...

This place seems to be heading down hill, I was there for 30 minutes on a Friday early evening 5 girls working and 3 customers. Two somewhat pretty girls, and thats in comparison to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Seeing as I haven't reviewed this...

Seeing as I haven't reviewed this place since they finished their remodel I thought an update was in order. I think they did a great job, it's not a huge difference but by moving…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

A 9 this time because of...

A 9 this time because of the service we received. A bunch of buddies visited and were admitted to the back VIP area, where we shared good drinks, cigars, and a few naked ladies.…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

This is one of the better...

This is one of the better clubs in the NY/Metropolitan area. Stage dances are all nude, but with lapdances they wear thongs. There is no alcohol served at this place, but the dances…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Checked out Cheaters this past Friday...

Checked out Cheaters this past Friday with some friends for a bachelor party. Nice club, but the music is just a little too loud. Most of the girls were 7+ including a couple 9's. On…

Playmates

Cocoa, Florida

I went during the day. I...

I went during the day. I was interested in the all-nude aspect of the club. Once I saw the dancers, I quickly wished this was an All-Burka club. Actually that is not quite fair. The…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went on a Tuesday, Pretty...

Went on a Tuesday, Pretty classy place for a t*tt* bar. Lots of smoke. Girls were HOT HOT HOT. Beer was 2.75 special that night and got in free with hotel key.…

Gentlemens Club 70

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Was in Little Rock and decided...

Was in Little Rock and decided to visit a club one night when I was there. Cabby recommended Gentleman's Club 70. It is a large club with three stages. Although when I…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

First impressions are lasting and our...

First impressions are lasting and our first impression was BAD. Only stayed about 5 minutes before we fled that scene. Maybe Thursday isn't a good night there, but ick... Only saw…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by before the hockey game....looked...

Stopped by before the hockey game....looked like many otehrs had the same plan. The place was jammed. Could not get any dancers attention for LD's. Finally had two with 'Candy'. She…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Friday night at around 1:30am. The club goes non-nude after 1:30am. I paid a $12 entry fee. This paid for the cover and the one drink minimum. The stage…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

I went on the last day...

I went on the last day that Alexis Amore was supposed to be showing; the calendar says that the headliner has shows at 12:30, 5:30 8:30 and 11:30, so I showed up just in time…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

I like the new look, definately...

I like the new look, definately better than anything else in the Manatee/Sarasota area. Only downsides are no vip and the lighting is to bright, when your sitting at the stage the light show…

Seven Seas

Tampa, Florida

It's been about 10 yrs since...

It's been about 10 yrs since I was in this place. Not too much has changed. They added a door (sorta) to the vip area and I dont remember the shower. Otherwise,…

The Pony

Galesburg, Illinois

I was there before when it...

I was there before when it was Platinum Club, and it is not much different now, in my opinion. The Club has some decent women - mostly 6s, a few better, a few worse…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and went to the club last Tuesday night. I usually go to the Landing Strip but I decided to give this place a try based on ratings here…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This was my second time ever...

This was my second time ever to visit the St. J. I just had to come back to see if I had missed something the first time around. Sadly, my impression was the same as…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'm from Tampa, so when I...

I'm from Tampa, so when I tell you that this place kicks serious ass, you can believe that this statement comes from an informed point of view, and not some bumpkin just happy to see…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decided to stop by the club...

Decided to stop by the club after having a little luck at the casinos. Got there around 7 pm so there was no cover charge. It was crowded for being mid-week. Around…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

My last review was for Monday....

My last review was for Monday. I went back both Tuesday and Wednesday. I was told by several of the girls that they can do more earlier in the day, like before 6:00.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a weeknight after a Wings game. Clearly one of the best clubs I've ever been to. Probably second only to the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. Beautiful facility,…

Pacers

San Diego, California

This club has been around SD...

This club has been around SD for years and has a lot of regulars. A lot of the girls seem to turn over which is nice in a way as it brings in new…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

Like other posters have stated, this...

Like other posters have stated, this has a real pub feel to it. Lots of drinking, noise and sports on TV. The girls are generally pretty good looking, outgoing and approachable. Dances on the couch…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

after the last commercial, I decided...

after the last commercial, I decided to stop. Girls wear the most rediculas looking tape over their breasts. They would look better if they were wearing bikinis. Totally turned me off. Drinks were high priced…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This club has always been awesome...

This club has always been awesome for gorgeous women. Is still is. I was there on a Monday night. It was slow, but that was good, lost of hotties wanting to find a…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

My most recent experience. Apologies...

My most recent experience. Apologies in advance. Kind of long. I revisited the club last week. It is much busier during the day. The girls are much friendlier and there is…

Flashdance Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Haven't been to Flash Dance in...

Haven't been to Flash Dance in years, and I have to say, it could not have become worse. They took one of the best clubs in Akron and destroyed it. The bar is closed. Cokes…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Visited Lipstixx on a Monday just...

Visited Lipstixx on a Monday just after opening. Colorful decor and a large seating area, but very dark. The stage was very poorly lit. Not much good for viewing. There were three dancers working, not…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Pricy, sure. Bouncers a hassle, often....

Pricy, sure. Bouncers a hassle, often. Still a great place to visit. Forget the vip unless you know its a slamdunk. Invest $ 30 for a dance with the girl of your choice and…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I visited Seductions recently around 6:00...

I visited Seductions recently around 6:00 pm on a Thursday night. After getting through the requisite membership purchase I entered a the club to find approximately 6 girls on the floor with one working…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Visited YSC Monday afternoon and early...

Visited YSC Monday afternoon and early evening, and Tuesday and Wednesday afternoons. The club is the same, the prices are the same, and a few of the long time dancers are still there. Sad to…

Club Paradox

Chicago, Illinois

RUN AWAY from this dirty place....

RUN AWAY from this dirty place. Peep show with ripoff extra options(false promises). Should rate it a one but this one babe had the greatest, biggest rack I've ever seen on a thin girl,…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited 2/15/04 for a quick couple...

Visited 2/15/04 for a quick couple of beers. this is a great place for quality talent and reasonably priced drinks. No lap dances but plenty of touching on the bar. Most of the girls will…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got to the club around 11:30...

Got to the club around 11:30 on a weekday night and was surprised how dead it was....only a couple other guys there. I suppose this made the girls particularly aggressive, but I didn't get…

Front Room

SUPPOSEDLY fully nude clubs where the girls DON'T go fully nude

Hi guys. I have had the following problem at several strip clubs. The club promotes and advertises itself as being fully nude. However, when I attend I discover that SOME of the girls won't take off all of their clothes;…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

I stopped by the Rhino after...

I stopped by the Rhino after landing in Lauderdale for the free lunch. The food is better then the ladies from what I can tell. In their defense, the place was really empty.…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Was there on Monday 2-9-04. Man...

Was there on Monday 2-9-04. Man what a night! Was with my better half, for I don't travel without her. It was after mid-night and club was kind of slow and we were glad it…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this place Tuesday Feb...

I visited this place Tuesday Feb 17th at 11:30 pm and was there for 2 hours. It is a fairly large place, it has multiple stages. I sat at the bar and it seemed that…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Very beautiful women...it's not nude, and...

Very beautiful women...it's not nude, and they have to wear pasties. A gentleman's club with gorgeous girls. Go during the daytime...the girls are friendlier and prettier. Overall the best in Orlando, espescially…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Not the best club around, but...

Not the best club around, but there are alot of benefits. Go to website and apply for VIP card. Gives you FREE admission, free party, free shirt. Many of the girls are…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

The Good: Nearly all of the...

The Good: Nearly all of the girls are young, very pretty, and have natural boobs. They get totally nude very quickly. I hate it when the girls spend a whole song clothed. They know why…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was here again last night...

I was here again last night (2-19) for my usual Thursday night adventure. Tonight I had laps from Laura, Carol/Carolina, Kianni (yay!), and Destiny. All 4 were high mileage. Most to least in this order: Kianni,…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Updated review. Julie is back! The...

Updated review. Julie is back! The world's cutest bartender. Add 1/2 point to the old score. Deduct 1/2 point for really worn out couches in the back of the room. Overall rating remains the same.…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

OK. Im still ranting about the...

OK. Im still ranting about the crappy Chicago clubs. That said, I had a better than average night there tonight. Especially partial to "seven" who has a sexy schoolgirl look with dark rimmed…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Sort of like a Cheers type...

Sort of like a Cheers type of place. Low key and very friendly. Stage is very entertaining roll a dollar and put in your mouth and the next thing you know your nose…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I visited the club on 2/18...

I visited the club on 2/18 in the late afternoon. Shortly after I sat down the DJ announced the last 2 for 1's for the day shift. A blond stopped buy and convinced me for…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I visited Exotica after visiting SRI...

I visited Exotica after visiting SRI a block away. I walked in as the night shift was arriving. There were only 2 dancers. As a dancer finished her two songs on the stage the DJ…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

This is truly a disgusting place....

This is truly a disgusting place. Waitress was a phony hustler. Overweight, over-the-hill dancers on stage. Extras are available but yuk why would you want them? Saw a few guys who looked like they were…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Went back after some time having...

Went back after some time having not visited. Its' still the raunchiest experience in providence. Very hit ot miss with the girls -- and it's a dark, dingy environment. But the sleaze…

Front Room

PAIGE

I am very much pleasantly surprised by Paige's comments.

Front Room

A quote that discusses STRIPPER LYING!

"Yes IT IS!!!! I have to ly (sp) about my name so psyco's (sp) like you don't follow me home. I have to lie about marital status...because when a guy knows that you are married, they don't want to…

Front Room

WHAT A QUOTE!

"... I am a dancer who for many years have been struggling with cum addiction. I'll blow any pervert that comes in the club for $20 and can't get enough and sometimes rub it all over my body.…

Front Room

Where did this quote come from?

"To the above poster - I do care about women and even some dancers. I am not saying that customers should force dancers to do anything. I am saying that customers who want to buy a girlfriend should…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Visited this establishment as I always...

Visited this establishment as I always do when in the area. Something must have changed, as there were not nearly as many girls as in the past, about 8 when I was there from…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I visited this club back in...

I visited this club back in December. I arrived at about 12:30 a.m. and the club was packed. There was hardly room to find a seat. Many dancers in the club, though at first it…

Atlantis

Memphis, Florida

I was really anxious for a...

I was really anxious for a visit to the "new" club. I have been going here since it was "Illusions" then "Temptations" and now "Cleopatras". I stopped in Tuesday afternoon. The new building is impressively clean…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Bonita Flats Saloon is a funky...

Bonita Flats Saloon is a funky little roadhouse on the southern fringe of the Kansas City metropolitan area, on the Kansas side. Your $10 annual membership allows you and a friend to enter anytime without further…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Nice club. Not quite the...

Nice club. Not quite the end-all and be-all of stripclubs that the owner promotes, but a nice place. Excellent decor, although I find the placement of the tables and chairs on the floor…

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, Missouri

I visited this club recently, and...

I visited this club recently, and was impressed in some ways, but not in others. Good: Low pressure, easy atmosphere, girls ranged 5s to 7s, 2 hands-on, full-contact dances for $25 during hourly specials,…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Nice small club. Easy to...

Nice small club. Easy to find off 205. Crowd can be a little red neck at times. Always one or two hot dancers and the rest above average. Most of the dancers…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I used to really like this...

I used to really like this club. Most of the girls were good looking to beautiful and the price was right. However, this $20 dance thing from the evening women have finally sent me elsewhere. The…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

I went to this club a...

I went to this club a while back. I had a great time with a couple of girls. I had two lap dances with an east european girl, which were good. The…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Went to DD on Tuesday night...

Went to DD on Tuesday night around 8:30 PM. Let me tell you and all who read this that it is almost impossible to find. it is a warehouse across the street from…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I visit this club everytime I...

I visit this club everytime I am in Indy. It is the best club in town. Had the pleasure to meet Harley and her cute roommate. They work dayshift and are excellent…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Man, what a nice little club....

Man, what a nice little club. But you have to let it grow on you. There are some odd things about it -- i did not take the to carpet or the chairs in the…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

For the last 3-4 years, I've...

For the last 3-4 years, I've been going to 24K about every 2 weeks for a session. Usually I have a VIP with "C," a moderately busty blonde with college girl looks. $40…

Front Room

Did you still want to use this board?

I can take it down if you all aren't gonna use it anymore... It will save me a little space and traffic.

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Wednsday night around 6:30 I took...

Wednsday night around 6:30 I took advantage of their Wed special of $10 VIP dances. Boy was I impressed three with Lexi, three with Nadia, and two Platnium with beautiful redhead Danielle. Lexi…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Great club with 3 stages and...

Great club with 3 stages and 15 or more good looking ladies. It is a very small place so you are stuffed in with all the other guys but the ladies make it well worth

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Sugar's is probably one of the...

Sugar's is probably one of the best clubs in the Parkersburg area. They use many "house" dancers but also bring in dancers from all over the Tri-State Area. On a recent night, dancers…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went by last Sunday. It...

Went by last Sunday. It was pretty low key compared to other nights I've been there. Nobody on the satellite stage. The music is as loud as everyone says, but it doesn't bother me because,…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

good place, but the quality of...

good place, but the quality of women and dances is unpredictable. also, the place is very crowded with people getting lappers literally shoulder to shoulder. lastly, the stage dancing is so far away…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I’ve been to clubs all over...

I’ve been to clubs all over the country and the world for that matter. I especially enjoy the clubs in the south, Florida, Atlanta, Texas etc. This was the first time I’ve been to…

Heart Breakers

Glen Ridge, New Jersey

GoGorama here today. A bunch...

GoGorama here today. A bunch of beautiful Brazilian dancers, along with a few not so hot ones. Constant pressure for tips and lapdance. Overall annoying. May try again, however. Parking could be…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Well, I always wanted to visit...

Well, I always wanted to visit this club to see what it was like. Now, i have no desire to go back. Spent two long hours there on a tuesday night always wishing…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was here again on Thurs 2-12,...

Was here again on Thurs 2-12, but did not see my favorite girl (Kianni). Got 2 laps. The best of the 2 was from a girl named Cameron. Very cute and very friendly. LFK and…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

wow this club went down hill...

wow this club went down hill fast -- they only have 4 or 5 dancers on a shift (shifts are like 12 - 4 , 4 - 9 , 9 -2 ) or…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First off, the name of the...

First off, the name of the place is the PALOMINO, not Palamino. Very common mistake. Secondly, what a disappointment. Years ago when I went there, it was a classy place with real professional dancers…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Had the great fortune to travel...

Had the great fortune to travel through Urbana on 2-10. Got to the SB about 8:45 and watched the girls and the friendly crowd. Based on another review, I asked the HOTTIE bartender…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I went to Penthouse on Wednesday...

I went to Penthouse on Wednesday night, 02/04/04. Arrived about 10:00 PM and stayed until 2:00 AM. The club was pretty crowded for a week night. The girls were in the 5…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

went on a monday day around...

went on a monday day around 3. only 4 girls working, but they were pretty hot. 7-9. no cover charge, only $8 for unlimited soft drinks. my 2 friends and i were the only…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Had not been here for years...

Had not been here for years but tried it on Feb 5 in mid afternoon. there were at least 6 good looking girls 7-10s all flashing far more than most places in CT.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I recently had one of my...

I recently had one of my worst visits to this club. It was Monday night and fairly slow. There were about 15 girls, but none were "old favorites" and none were worth spending…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Went for the first time last...

Went for the first time last Friday night. There was about 10-15 girls working. One was a 6 most were around 7 or 8's and there was a couple of 9's. I only watched about…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was at the club last night....

Was at the club last night. Arrived around 7:30, not very crowded and as viewed on the dance board the least number of dancers were there from 5 - 9 pm. It seemd…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Pretty crowded on a weeknight, but...

Pretty crowded on a weeknight, but still comfortable feeling around the stage. Night cover was $15. There were a lot of dancers, and they were almost all far above average. Had a great neck massage…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I visited this club and thought...

I visited this club and thought it was a 5, average. The club layout is interesting in that this place was an old theater. The quality of the dancers was hit or miss. If you…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Arrived 20 minutes before closing. Did...

Arrived 20 minutes before closing. Did not pay a door charge. Had a dance with a well-built brunette from Cali. Was 50 for 3 songs. All of normal length. Everything but the kitty was…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

I was at the Skybox for...

I was at the Skybox for my future brother-in-law's bachelor party and had a great time. $1 bottles is the best deal in town - strip club or not. There were some very…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

This is a classy club with...

This is a classy club with a diverse group of young girls. The two times I've been there, there has been a fair choice of redheads, blonds, and brunettes. I went during the…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Stopped by on a Thursday night...

Stopped by on a Thursday night to watch a 9:00pm special show. First time here and was surprised by the high $10 cover. The club is located a warehouse district. The decor…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

The name of the club is...

The name of the club is certainly correct-- it is hidden away. You have to really want to get to this club in order to find it. It's hidden away in an industrial…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Can't seem to stay away from...

Can't seem to stay away from this place. Mileage is so good, convenient. Cheap drinks in afternoons, what more can be said. Arrived yesterday (Tuesday) afternoon around 3:30. For some reason place was…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Went to Club O with my...

Went to Club O with my future brother-in-laws bachelor party. we spent most of the night at Skybox but most of the guys wanted to see Club O. So, we left Skybox where…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Class Act continues to do it...

Class Act continues to do it right! The day shift is picking up--some very nice new additions. Check out the new tall Native American Indian (Cherokee)....she looks great on stage (a 10 or…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Made a return trip after hearing...

Made a return trip after hearing some good things about the club. With all the problems at the clubs in Bridgeport, the person at Harry-)'s overseeing the lap dance room during the day seems…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

The place is decent. Whenever...

The place is decent. Whenever I travel back to St. Louis, I always make it a point to go here over the other bars in the area. Right off the highway, easy in…

Goldfingers

Prague, Czechia

Went to goldfingers in january 2004,...

Went to goldfingers in january 2004, we got there about 9.30pm. word of advise dont go there that early it was dead and the girls just sat round a big table and they didnt move…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Stopped in on a recent weekend....

Stopped in on a recent weekend. Based on other reviews, it was as I expected, although a hot brunette named Shae gave me a decent (for New Orleans) table dance. Although her feet…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

There are few clubs in MD...

There are few clubs in MD where a patron can get as close to nude girls as the Night Shift. The girls range from 5-9, but all are friendly and give great lap dances.…

Bare Elegance

New York, New York

Girls were great looking, but I...

Girls were great looking, but I was the only customer. Before I could even get seated, I had four dancers all asking me to pick them to go into a private room, all for only…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This place is the bomb! ...

This place is the bomb! I just came back from across the border. You can find chicks that you see on that telemundo channel, they are that fine. I also went to…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This place is always lotsa fun....

This place is always lotsa fun. Beautiful women everywhere and seems like management is always adding a few to spice up the mix. There is a girl for every taste though 50% are…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Had a very enjoyable Sunday evening....

Had a very enjoyable Sunday evening. Not very expensive by NJ/PA standards. Met Daisy/Shelly a very personable girl. Give a very sensuous dance. Bought 2 3 dance sets from her, not much was off limits.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Last time I was here, I...

Last time I was here, I didn't have that great of a time, but I ran into one of the girls working at another club and she said to try again 'cause it's back to…

Front Room

U.S. Rep. gets DEATH THREATS for opposing social security benefits for ILLEGALS

CONGRESSMAN WORKS TO KEEP SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS FROM ILLEGAL ALIENS "The angry phone calls and death threats that Rep. Dana Rohrabacher received Jan. 28 didn't deter him from taking another public stand against benefits for illegal immigrants on Wednesday," the…