Bonita Flats Saloon is a funky...

Bonita Flats Saloon is a funky little roadhouse on the southern fringe of the Kansas City metropolitan area, on the Kansas side.

Your $10 annual membership allows you and a friend to enter anytime without further fees. The bar is in front of you as you enter, with the show room to the right. The dance area is not large, about the size of a 3-car garage. Padded benches ring the room on 3 walls with small tables every couple of feet. There are 2 small stages, about 6 inches off the floor, connected by a center runway that runs most of the length of the room.

The ceiling is low enough that I have seen a tall, limber dancer put one high-heeled foot flat on the ceiling while her other

foot was on the floor. The club is small enough that it gets quite crowded and smokey on Friday & Saturday nights. All drinks from the full bar are $2, both yours and hers. The dancers run the gamut from trailer-park cutie to soccer mom to amazon to prom queen, literally all kinds of body types, with something for everyone. And there are usually plenty of them.

I found out about BF because my ATF Ivy moved here from Bazooka's in Kansas City. She is slender, supple, serene, smart, funny, and entirely lovely. But I have some other favorites here as well: Connie, Raquel, Elizabeth, and Chanel have all entertained me in excellent style, and big gorgeous Katrina is my Saturday afternoon fave. The topless couch dances are $10 each, and one may touch anywhere but the boobs and area covered by the bikini bottom. There is no VIP area (that I know of); all lap dances are done right out in the open on the benches. The dancers rotate to the standard 2-song set, with music chosen off a computerized screen near the front of the club. All in all, this place is a gem and an excellent value. I can have a much better and more satisfying time here than I do at Bazooka's, and for about a third the cash. If it