I’ve been to clubs all over...

I’ve been to clubs all over the country and the world for that matter. I especially enjoy the clubs in the south, Florida, Atlanta, Texas etc. This was the first time I’ve been to one in Maine. Apparently, they have several very annoying laws. First no smoking so the Cuban cigar was not an option. Second, no contact what so ever. And when I mean no contact the girls typically don’t get within two feet. Someone told me this was some kind of law but it’s crazy. Other than that the girls are about 8 to 10 only seen their equal in Florida. However, there’s absolutely nothing to do! Drinks are way overpriced and they give change in 2 dollar bills. You are expected to slip these in the girl’s guarders. I’m not cheep but don’t push it. I think I’d rather hit one of the jazz bars downtown.