I stumbled in last...

I stumbled in last night, Saturday, pretty much drunk off my ass. Cover was 25 bucks. At first, I thought it was a small club with one stage and a very large mirror, then I soon realized that it's pretty big, with 2 stages. One main and one auxiliary. After not even five minutes a girl walked up to me, which didn't surprise me considering I was alone and dressed nice. I probably looked like I had big dollar signs hanging around my neck. Anyway, I make up stories to her until she finally asks for a dance. I'm too drunk to ask the price or for a 2 for 1, so I end spending an ass load of money.