My first trip to Houston as...

My first trip to Houston as a hobbyist, and I chose the legendary Treasures... but not without my cabby AND the doorman at my hotel trying to steer me to the Men's Club... I told them I wanted to get to Treasures.. I asked "How much DO they pay you for steering customers to them?" The cabby, evidently shocked by my question, suggested he got $10 a head from EACH club... ( If I am to believe that ) So much for shilling... now about Treasures? ... well, it's enormous... with women of every race and size.. big gazongas, itty bitty titties ( no redheads, though.. but it was a MONDAY, so there were only perhaps 40 women there!!!! ) This is a memorable club... it has a bordello-like Champagne VIP lounge, where one drops $95 for a bottle of duck and the privilege of it getting dark and private enough to carry on extras-to-release with impunity.. the help DON'T care if they see a woman with her face in your lap... or her kitty in your mouthie... they just keep about their business.. .there were NO sloppy drunks, either ( at $7.50 a drink, who can afford to? )

The action around the several stages was very sparce. the dancers were NOT interested in tips.. and this being a topless club in a world of nudes.. it was not at all stimulating... but the REAL action was in the women thick on the floor.. most all in nice lingerie and offering dances at $20 each ( no two-fers at ALL this night ) That's the BAD news.. the dances were STRONG.. and my schlazeel was out of his zipper and being handled without prompting.. all the girls I had dances with were fine with having their tops AND bottoms fondled... a twosome of Kim and Missy gave me a memorable tongue bath and kissing exhibition... this was grand... then a dance with a short, busty blonde who looked like Shirley Jones but a BUTT ( and an engagement ring ) she was very demure..a nice girl... but DID say a HJ was possible for a $95 BOTTLE and 5 dances.. and a CBJ was doable for a yard and a half plus a bottle... she was WORTH it... but Houston is like New York in the Seventies.. with ho's in cribs at most every strip mall... I passed.... the last memorable experience was a slender, petite dishwater blonde child named Mallory, who was the hottest of the hot... and would have been a breakfast treat in my room if I hadn't spent my two-eighty already! It was a gas... this is a great club... a bordello, if you got the bux.. with more women then you can believe... but as the story goes... the waitresses were the best looking women in the place... I'd go back in a FLASH... I love this place!!! *BRING your OWN cigars! their humidor is priced for a Saudi prince!!!!