Comments by Puddy Tat (page 33)

My ATL club buddy says this is a prime place for OTC.

I got that once at Desire, "we have 2 drink minimum" after I was nursing a bottle of water for an hour. But when I reminded them I had just gotten out of the VIP, they were cool. No one likes "furniture."

@25 - I say that a lot. I seem to have "it just takes one" luck at some otherwise low end places. If it's well written and informative, I don't care if they praise it to the heavens.

^ Not sure why the micropenile hostility over something that doesn't concern you.

Saturday is like a museum. You'll see a lot of pretty things that you won't touch (because they're occupied with regulars). Thursday and Friday are much better.

@gammanu, how far away from your residence do you club? I've often wondered the same but I'm completely single, I work remotely with no coworkers within 100 miles, and most people I associate with are married, so if I see them, I have a hell of a lot more dirt on them than they do on me.

It's an American thing but I tip when I make business trips abroad. Just 10%. Not my money.

@hank - WTF. Tip at a fucking register? Almost as bad as tipping at a fully automatic checkout. I've heard the rule of if you're behind a counter, no tip.

^ Large iced black coffee. Sometimes with a bagel if I'm feeling fancy. I actually got a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich on the way back from the clubs last night. My first fast food in a year.

@techman - dances were topless but I get the impression some will take off more or less. VIP is anything goes. Stage, forget. Most of the time there wasn't anyone in stage.

@777 - I think Koji Uehara used "Sandstorm" when he was closer for the Red Sox Another one, "Night Crawler" by Judas Priest That thunder and choir in the background slaps, and it's a song about something that kills people.

Maybe it's just my clubbing hiatus, and only a few (though increasing number) have made it to the Northeast, but I've never had a bad experience with them even clubbing in Atlanta. They've always delivered, contra Icey they've never run any of that shit on me (picking pockets, making false claims, or overcharging). They are straight to the point though. Wanna dance, wanna fuck, get right to business in the VIP.

^ I prefer kiosks (or better yet, iPads or forms in advance) at medical clinics. Kiosks don't lose records or make me fill out the same form a dozen times. Doctor's office receptionists are some of the laziest people on the face of God's Green Earth.

There's a good chance I could be FKK'ing on my birthday!

Berlioz' Dies Irae. You might recognize this from the opening of The Shining. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XY5lLMimVc Beethoven's Fifth by TSO (the lightning would be even more badass!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsxzBCr2zNM&t=48s

^ Nothing wrong with classical. Sparky Lyle was the first with entrance music and he used Pomp and Circumstance. I'd choose Berlioz' Dies Irae from his Symphony Fantastique, or the Trans Siberian Orchestra's version of Beethoven's Fifth opening movement (called Requiem)... it's fucking badass live.

I'd love Eminem's "Venom".... knock knock let the devil in, malevolent as I've ever been...

I don't mind them, I don't eat fast food (other than my beloved Dunkin) enough to have an opinion. I don't think this stops the tip hustle when fully automated kiosks at airports ask for tips. I only tip for sit down food. I get a guilt hustle anywhere (even from a troll) I don't tip period. If you want them everywhere, just vote for a $20+ minimum wage (i.e. the robot full employment act).

@Array - Schilling had his moments but on the D-Backs he was definitely second fiddle to RJ. Schilling was a more outspoken guy next to the notoriously introverted Johnson, so he got painted as an equal.

It's also a different question if you're comparing dominance in their era vs how they'd fare today. In my younger days they called 90 a plus fastball, now topping out at 90 means you might not even get called up no matter how good everything else is. I could never choose a pitcher of yore vs someone who just wasted hitters in an era of advanced sport science. Pedro clowned hitters in the steroid era.

I'm tempted to submit an obviously shit or AI review to see which dipshits approve it anyways.

I'll switch from Gwynn to Ted Williams, doing a little research. Makes me a complete Boston homer, but hey. I'll keep Pedro (his prime wasn't super long but it was insane) or maybe Bob Gibson or Sandy Koufax. If just one inning, give me Mariano Rivera.

We have a couple reviewers that seem to click Accept down the line and get a hurt asshole when this fact is pointed out to them. Some even say "just doing this so I can read reviews."

"post correctly if you’re going to attack me" Not attacking you other than that I'd bet good money the Giants aren't making the playoffs. Calm your tits. " I didn’t attack anyone who didn’t start with me and you know that" *chuckle* *snort* *giggle*

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