It finally happened

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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
I went to a strip club to get those c-notes changed.

The group of immigrant workers in front of me was having trouble because one did not have a photo ID. I kept thinking I knew that guy, but didn't drill down. After the door girl gave me 20 1s and 4 20s, I wandered over to the bar for an ice cold Miller Lite. After fending off come chubby Cuban drive-by's, somebody poked my shoulder. I was expecting more "wanna dans". It wasn't the guy I thought I knew, but someone I absolutely knew- a subcontractor I used often at my last business. He and his helper were in Lookers and saw me. We talked for a bit when he asked if I had spoken to another former sub who he was friends with - and pointed his thumb to the table over his shoulder. I did know that guy, and all four of the guys he was sitting with. They thought I was me , but did not believe that it actually was me in Lookers. After a couple of beer buckets, I got tired of speaking in Spanglish about how much they did not like the new boss and excused myself.

Thankfully, these guys do not even know that Mrs. Nu exists. About a year ago, one of the dancers here told me that she had seen me at the Zoo the weekend before with my wife. Bless her for being discreet. This is the hazard that we married guys take when we club locally, but I was tired of getting denied change for those Franklins (two gas stations, one Starbucks, and a grocery store).

I wandered over to Vixens to get more change without ex-subs in tow. The door girls only had singles. I now have $100 singles plus the $40 or so left over from Lookers. Now, I need a paper wrap.

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gSteph
4 months ago
Glad I'm out with my wife. Don't have to worry about her finding out from someone else.
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sinclair
4 months ago
There is saying: don't piss in the well from which you drink. I try to do all of my strip clubbing away from where I live because inevitably, I will run into someone I know if I club near home. One of the last times I clubbed within forty miles of my residence, I ran into a girl I went to high school with. She recognized me and surprisingly remembered a lot about me.

For bill-breaking, banks are great, but most brick and mortar locations seem to be closing or limiting their hours to 9 to 5 on weekdays now. Another good option is to go to "the cage" at your local casino.
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tipton31
4 months ago
^^^^
Most casinos have bill breaking kiosks now.
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Puddy Tat
4 months ago
@gammanu, how far away from your residence do you club? I've often wondered the same but I'm completely single, I work remotely with no coworkers within 100 miles, and most people I associate with are married, so if I see them, I have a hell of a lot more dirt on them than they do on me.
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sfrsox
4 months ago
@sinclair, did you ask for her number (your HS friend) and was she a stripper or a customer?

Not sure why meeting her was a bad thing, honestly, whatever the case.
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sinclair
4 months ago
She was a dancer and in her early thirties by that point. She was a year or two younger than me in high school and we were only in Spanish class together for one year. She wasn't a friend; I had to go to my yearbook just to remember who the heck she was. She was nerdy and plain looking in high school, but apparently got attractive and slutty as an adult.
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Manuellabore
4 months ago
Kept bumping into a former business partner at a club where I saw a regular on a weekly basis. We weren’t close and I don’t know if he was still married, widowed divorced or what. We’d just pretend like the other didn’t exist until my regular turned up and we hightailed it to VIP. He finally stopped showing up, which was good because I didn’t want to give up that regular
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shailynn
4 months ago
Two things that work in my favor, I travel a lot and the few clubs near me that have existed over the years all sucked so I wasn’t missing anything.
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sfrsox
4 months ago
Suckage by osmosis, shailynn. I'm sure if you move to TJ, they'd suck too. And not in a good way.
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jaybud999
4 months ago
Oooof. A nightmare for me.

The closest I club to home is about 60 miles. Normally, it's out of state.....for these very reasons.
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Mate27
4 months ago
Fortunately I’m such a pathetic loser that I can only club during the daytime, when most of the other patrons are AARP members. So if anyone else I know comes in they’re also folded in the most pathetic loser class, and will refrain from telling anyone else I was there in order to keep their own privacy. I did see an ex girlfriend years ago at the Hiliter with her friends as I was heading back to get blown in vip. Not going to burn any bridges, but I’m sure we were never looking to hook up again anyway.
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sfrsox
4 months ago
You should have asked for a threesome, foursome, fivesome etc.

Still one room fee, right?
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Icey
4 months ago
I don't care who sees me at the club. They're there too. And there's nothing to judge.

The easiest way to change money is to just get something cheap at a store and use self checkout. Or a casino if you have one nearby
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