Articles by RonJax2

# El Escorpión Elena likes most to fuck at night, late, after dinner, drinks and copious amounts of marijuana. She calls herself by her full name, and I always wind up using Nena for short. It was our second night exploring the City of Mexico, and we found ourselves out a hip, packed downtown nightclub in the wee hours of the morning,…

"Señor Arturrrrrro!" I exclaimed as I hopped into the front seat of the cab. I was fucking high, in the intoxicated sense as we'd just smoked big fat gallo californiano. But figuratively too. That evening, I'd had amazing sex, followed by an elegant and satisfying dinner, and was excited about heading to a new bar with my wingman @ZBott and his…

"Greetings from Columbia 😘🥰💖" read the WhatsApp message. What followed was a brief video of Elena, a CF chica from Hong Kong Club, Tijuana. She was dressed in a tight thin blue bikini and standing on a beautiful beach, posing adorably for the camera with her arms outstretched like a cheerleader with pompoms. Nena, as I'd come to call her,…

Big Tech has done amazing things for language learning. But, it's algorithms are even more prude than your High School Spanish teacher. If you're learning Spanish to communicate with the Mexicanas of Tijuana or the Cubanas of South Florida, you'll no doubt find that Google Translate, ChatGPT, or Duolingo come up short when it comes to expanding your mongering vocabulary.…

A year ago I made my maiden voyage to Tijuana. It was amazing, and since then my mongering life has revolved around making my way back to this sacred paradise. Preparing for that first trip, I searched everywhere for an easy one-stop guide to speaking Spanish in la Zona Norte. I wanted one article I could read on the flight that…