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38 reviews by RonJax2

La Gloria Bar

Tijuana, BC

A First Recon with the Meseras of La Gloria

La Gloria is one of the Zona Norte's smaller bars. Sitting on Av. Constitution in between Calle Coahuila and Primer Callejón Coahuila, it's almost catty corner to Chicago Club. It's an easy and quick…

11 mos ago7

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

🐍 La Víbora: A Depraved Evening with a Tropi Chica

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Tropi is always second choice, the red-headed stepchild, slumped on the other side of Calle Coahuila from the dazzling Hong Kong club. Chicas get sent here because they're too *feo* for Hong Kong, they've gained…

11 mos ago10

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

A Tale of Four Titties

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

*¡Ándale! Échalé!* shouted the four chicas, clapping and laughing raucously. / Go on, send it! Nena, her shirt open, wrapped her legs around the stripper pole in my hotel room and clambered to the top…

11 mos ago24

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

¡Enbíchate! [TJ Trip VIII - 4/4]

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Wingman @ZBott and I hit the floor of Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club at 8:15 PM on a Saturday night. As we parted the black curtains the overwhelming sight of scantily clad women in lingerie washed…

1 yr ago6

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Una Verdadero Vaquera [TJ Trip VIII - 3/4]

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

As I woke Saturday late in the morning, I looked around the disastrous state of the room and the memories came flooding in. Valentina moaning on the bed as I railed her knees up as…

1 yr ago3

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

Una Chica Famosa [TJ Trip VIII - 2/4]

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

"Hey Buddy, you want to come check out Tropical? We've got some really nice ladies tonight!" said the mesero hawking on the street corner in rather flawless English. "Yeah, that was my plan," I replied. I…

1 yr ago9

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

The Black Curtains [TJ Trip VIII - 1/4]

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Mid morning on a Friday, I awoke to my ATF Nena, naked and warm, stirring beside me in the bed in Hotel Cascadas. It was a pleasant surprise. I had thought for sure she would…

1 yr ago6

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

¡Me Pones Caliente! A Final Night in HK

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Juliana wasn't aggressive like Carmen, or as outgoing as Nena. She was more reserved, demure and innocent. I found her while chica hunting on a Sunday night, the last night of a 4 day romp…

1 yr ago16

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

A Spectacular Evening Bringing Sand to the Beach

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

At around 8 PM on a recent Saturday night, Chicago Club was happening. There were between 80-100 chicas working, with maybe 100-120 patrons present. The service was excellent, the beers cold, the food agreeable, they…

1 yr ago4

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, BC

Dead in the Water

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

A wise TUSCLer once quipped to me that the talent at D&G depends "on the direction of the wind." This, in my limited experience, rings astoundingly true. I've been to, and reviewed D&G on…

1 yr ago6

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

A Sultry, Sweet Sinaloan Spinner

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

The tub in my room at the Rizo was warm and filled past the brim with suds, forming a fortress of foam around Carmen and I, as we sloshed around and cannoodled naked. Carmen was…

1 yr ago8

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

"¡Quiero que me cojas, Daddy!" - The Dragon Never Disappoints

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Hong Kong Club is the best strip club in North America. It's an monger's paradise packed full of hot chicas in sexy lingerie, all of them down for amazingly fun activities you could only imagine…

1 yr ago14

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

"Dame una propina, Papi" - A few quick spins through BT

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Bar Tropical is a medium sized club across the street from the world famous Hong Kong club. Though the caliber of chicas on average is lower here than it is across the street, you'll often…

1 yr ago3

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

A Young Sinaloan in the Sex Chair

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Chicago Club is Hong Kong club's biggest competition in the Zona Norte of Tijuana. It's not quite a fair competition, Chicago is much smaller than Hong Kong, with fewer chicas. Chicago punches well above it's…

1 yr ago9

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

An Oasis in the DC Area

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

The DC area is a disastrous wasteland for strip clubs. Clubs in downtown DC only just started selling lap dances and they are low mileage. There's grindy lap dances to be had with hot dancers…

1 yr ago1

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

No Quiero Alimentar al Dragón: Part 6/6 of a Decadent TJ Journey

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I didn't want to feed the dragon, but I did anyway. Hong Kong club continues to serve up a world class strip club experience, unrivaled by anything else in North America. It's hard not to…

2 yrs ago17

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, BC

Dr. Chica & Miss Hyde: Part 5/6 of a Decadent TJ Journey

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Dulce & Gabbana is a good club, a great one even. I've been to TJ several times before, and in hindsight, I'm kicking myself for not having checked this joint out sooner. I visited…

2 yrs ago16

Gold Palace

Tijuana, BC

Mediocre Talent, But High Value: Part 4/6 of a Decadent TJ Journey

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Gold Palace is a delightful little oddity, with marginal talent but high value. Located off Primer Callejón Coahuila, the small alleyway directly behind Hong Kong club, it's worthwhile stop for mongers seeking refuge from the…

2 yrs ago5

Chicago Club

Tijuana, BC

Talent Not Quite Up to Par: Part 3/6 of a Decadent TJ Journey

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Chicago Club is wacky and charming, but unfortunately on this visit I felt the talent was not there, at least compared to other nearby clubs. This review is the third in a six part series covering…

2 yrs ago9

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Una Fresa Joven, Un Trío Fantástico, y Una Muchacha Borracha: Part 2/6

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

A young bougie girl, a fantastic threesome, and really drunk chica were three of the Hong Kong highlights of my recent four day trip through La Zona Norte. In this review, I'll cover some of…

2 yrs ago13

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, BC

A Delightful Deviation from the Dragon: Part 1/6 of a Decadent TJ Journey

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Bar Tropical is charming and fun, and in this monger's opinion, a worthwhile deviation from the Dragon across the street. I found myself with the occasion to spend four days in Tijuana last week. This review…

2 yrs ago15

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

A Vegas Institition: Expensive, Mild Mileage, and Exceptionally Hot Women

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Spearmint Rhino is a gigantic club packed with hot women. It's hella expensive and a Vegas institution, worth visiting if you're in town, but not, in this monger's opinion, worth traveling for. I arrived at SR…

2 yrs ago7

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

A mechanic, a ROB, and one exquisite gem that saved the day

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Flight Club is a DTW area institution, worthy of a pilgrimage by any monger seeking to explore the top high mileage clubs in the US. It is arguably the most upscale and well-appointed club in…

2 yrs ago11

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

The Best Club in the DTW Scene

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Landing Strip is a staple of the legendary strip club scene in the Detroit suburbs near the airport, an area known for it's high mileage and beautiful women. In my opinion, Landing Strip tops the…

2 yrs ago4

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Vine, Vi, Cogé, Parte 3

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I came, I saw, I fucked. Hong Kong club continues to deliver a debaucherously good time with smoking hot chicas, though the experience here is substantially marred by increasing costs and management gimmicks. In Part 3…

2 yrs ago14