Reviews by Nobodygtyu

Chicago IL, Saturday night between 11pm and 1am. Mandatory valet parking as per the attendant, either $7, $10, or $20 depending on where you want them to park your car. Maybe you could park nearby or on a street and walk, but I didn't explore the area much so I can't speak to that. In an industrial area, I'd imagine it should be pretty safe. Lots of people (valet/bouncers in and around the entrance of the club). Wanded down no ID scan, pay I think a $10 cover and walk in. The club is real big, not Vegas huge but spacious. With that being said it wasn't packed on a Saturday night, I'd say it was probably a pretty even mix of strippers and customers, maybe slightly more girls. Layout: Big stage with two poles in the middle of the club ahead of you when you walk in, I saw two girls on stage at a time at this Saturday night. Bar to the right of it, lots of high tables/stools around the stage and bar. To the left of the stage is an elevated second level up a few stairs with a smaller stage where one girl would go after finishing on the main stage, think this would be a good place to get their attention if you want them to come to you. Second floor has regular tables and comfortable chairs. Dance room is on this second floor, maybe there are other dance rooms as well but I got regular dances here. VIP rooms on the first floor, I was told they have minimum pricing for VIP but can charge what they want but can't confirm as I didn't go to the VIP rooms. Bathroom has a troll but is pretty clean. Girls: starting with the waitresses who were pretty damn hot, they come around often checking in on you. I got a water for $8, tipped a couple bucks. The waitresses will hang out with you chat you up, they can't do dances but apparently can do VIPs starting at 30 minutes. The waitresses were hot enough that I would consider it, not sure how much mileage you would get there though. I would say there were probably between 20-50 girls working, majority white/latina that I saw with a couple of Asians; don't think I saw any AA that I can recall. No crazy fake stuff that I saw mostly naturals, couple spinners, no big girls. I'd say it was a solid group of 6-8's. Three girls approached me and all sat down and hung out for a bit, were enjoyable to talk to before asking if I was interested in dances. One mentioned VIP but didn't hardsell it, the other two just inquired about dances. I got dances from 2 of the 3, one Asian and one white spinner. Dances were in the room on the second floor and seem to be $30 each whether topless or nude (I saw a sign say $30 nude/topless dances), so at that point might as well just go for nude. Kind of expensive at $30 a pop (basically $40 for my Canadian ass) but I did get really good sensual grinds from both girls. They did say however that I couldn't touch their breasts, that's reserved for VIP. But as an ass guy I still enjoyed their grinding. Overall was a fun time, I would definitely return to check out more of the talent in the future.

Windsor ON, Friday evening. Smallish parking lot, may need to find street parking. Club is in residential area, right across from houses so seems pretty safe. Walk in and get wanded down, may have paid a $10 cover I can't remember. Walk in, stage is immediately to your left and bar immediately to your right. All around the stage are tables and seats, and along the back it looks like there are booths for groups. VIP dance section looks to be in the back. Can't speak to drink prices as the club was pretty busy on a Saturday night and even though there seemed to be a few waitresses circling, I was able to slip through the cracks. Probably 10-20 girls working, primarily white and medium build didn't see any huge girls walking around, no cute spinners either. Average 5-7, didn't have any models walk by me on this Friday night. Chatted up a few girls who were fun to talk to, also got a "wanna dance" that I declined. Got dances with one slightly chubby white girl but still cute, she explained there is a VIP area (which I believe you would have to pay for a wristband, seems to be standard in Windsor) or we could go to a secluded area in the back and just do dances on a chair there (I went with this option). No cat grabbing or licking were her rules, but she gave a great grind I was fighting back an LDK near the end. Did a couple dances with her, then left after an hour of not seeing any girls worth getting dances with. I should mention, the dances I got with the one white girl were so enjoyable that I returned on the following Monday around 8pm to see if maybe I get lucky and find her, or find another girl and see if other dances would be just as good. Unfortunately I was neither able to find the good grind girl, nor did I try any other dancers. The Monday had 5 dancers (4 white 1 black), none particularly attractive, and not a single one approached me over the hour I was there choosing instead to talk to each other or play on their phones. Looks like Mondays are a definite avoid.

Windsor ON, Friday night. Downtown Windsor so park on the street, I had no interest in downloading an app to pay for parking so I went with the just hope you don't catch a ticket route (I didn't). Couple dudes (more doormen then bouncers) outside the club wand you down and take your $10 cover. Walk in and down a couple of steps, the club opens up in front of you. Real fancy basement party vibes. Well lit, "stage" in the middle of the club in front of you when you walk in, it's not actually a stage its just a pole in the middle of the room with pillars/mirrors on 4 sides of it. A few of the girls did put on a decent show tho (nude by the third song), high energy and looking cheerful it adds to the vibe. Bar with seating behind the stage, and really comfortable chairs/sofas around the club. Water was under $10. There were probably 10-15 girls I saw, maybe 70% white 30% black. Average looks, only a couple I would generously call an 8 mostly 5-7. One overly chubby girl, the rest in good shape, one near spinner who I would get dances from. So this club is only open for a total of 12 hours a week (Fri and Sat 8pm-2am) so you think the girls would really hustle and try to make some money. Not the case. Lots of girls on their phones, hanging out with regulars (going for the occasional dance, I'll give them that) or talking with each other. Eventually I got the attention of said near spinner and got dances. Pay $20 to the DJ for access to VIP area for the night, then walk through the club, through a maze like hallway, and finally into a room with dividers separating each lapdance couch/chair. The dance I got was decent but nothing to write home about, $20 per song. Did 3 or so dances, then left as I wasn't interested in waiting hours for a girl to approach. Don't think I'd be willing to stop by again as the prime time talent is mid.

Thursday evening, London ON. Club is located right in the middle of the downtown core I think so no club parking, need to pay and park on the street or in an expensive lot across from the club (that's what I did). Walk in, stage is on the right side of the club as you walk ahead, bar by the door, and seating all in the middle. Lapdances happen in a long room opposite of the stage, its weird in that it's a separate room with a bunch of loveseats all beside each other and there are a bunch of openings in the wall so you can see the stage/club and they can all look in and see you. I was at the club for about an hour and saw probably 5 or so customers and about 5 dancers as well (around 9pm on a Thursday). The girls were all white and medium build as I recall, no spinners but no big chicks. No drop dead gorgeous girls, pretty much 5-6 on average. Can't recall if they got nude on stage. Dances are $20 a song, the dance area has a sign that confirms it. I got dances with one decently attractive girl who gave a pretty good grind, I was enjoying myself. Not exactly LDK worthy but could probably get there. Was annoying that she copped an attitude when I didn't tip her though. If in the area I would return to see if other girls gave good dances as well.

Thursday evening, Chatham ON. No club parking, Park on the street beside the club and hope to not get a ticket. Walk in, stage is in the middle of the club with seating all around it. Bar is to the left of the entrance when you walk in. Pool tables at the far end of the club, with the bathrooms beside it. Got a water, can't remember the price but under $10. Saw about 5 girls working, 1 black near spinner, 1 overly large white girl, and 3 medium build white girls (1 with really large tits, she may have been Latina. Or Russian, I can't tell). Not the greatest lineup facially but what do you expect in Chatham. I put a 10 (Don't even feel like I spent any money!) for "how was the price" because I pretty much didn't spend any money. The large white girl approached but I passed on dances, and all other girls were locked down with customers just talking. Dances seemingly take place up on the second level of the club; I was there for an hour and only saw the black girl go up with a customer. Didn't get any dances so couldn't describe how the dance area looks, how private, if any offer of extras is on the table. If you find yourself in Chatham, you're better off driving an hour to Windsor/Detroit for a better time.

Princeton ON, Friday night around 10pm. Club is in an isolated area a few minutes off the highway. Free parking in a gravel lot that was pretty full but I found an open spot. People outside hanging out and smoking, walk in with nobody around to check my ID or pat me down or anything. Get a 6.50 water, you walk in at the front with the stage immediately on your right. Bar at the back, pool tables on the left, seating in the middle and at the bar, private dances on the right. Stage dancing they get fully nude during the third song (one girl had me feeling like a gynecologist). Maybe 15 or so girls, I'd say looked like a pretty even split of white, black, and latina. Solid average looks wise maybe 6-8 range, no super standouts. Mostly fit, bit of plastic. I just wanted to check the place out since I was passing by so I only got dances from one girl. $20 each, pretty good grind but the dance couches were terrible, very sunken in so decent for cowgirl grinding but no leverage for ass grinding (at least the chair we were on). In talking to the girl she mentioned Nikki's Roadhouse as "having a reputation" so i assume that means extras, I didn't inquire further. Left shortly after the dances to check out Brantford gentleman's club.

Mississauga ON, Friday after midnight. Industrial area, parking lot was full had to circle it a couple times before finding a spot. Walk in to no cover, waitress will take your drink order at your seat, paid $10 for a $9 water. At least 30 girls I would say, mostly white with a sprinkling of AA, asian, indian, latina. Very few spinners but no huge girls either, mostly medium build girls with a few bbl's around. Some really pretty girls but no 10's really. For those looking for a quiet relaxing visit, stick to daytime or weekdays. Place was packed, near standing room only. Lots of groups, Indian men and white men. Dances happen in communal rooms on either side of the club (they have small curtains that provide a small amount of privacy), and there were lineups waiting to get in as all chairs were constantly full of people getting dances. Tough to have long conversations as with so many people and the music blasting loader than usual on a weekend night, real party atmosphere. I had a couple of $20 dances and called it a night.

Brantford ON, Friday night around 11pm. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to a gazebo area, small indian bouncer guy and a guy in the hut (not gonna lie I just copy and pasted all this from Muddy's year old review, it all still applies). Walk in to a halfhearted patdown and wand, pay a $5 dollar cover and they put a wristband on me (previous review says the wristband/cover is $10, maybe they lowered the price). Bar near the entrance at the back, washroom on the left, pool tables on the left and right, seating in the middle and stage at the front. Chairs not that comfortable but whatever. Got a water for $5. To get to the point, this place was dead. Think I saw 3, maybe 4 girls near midnight on a Friday night (and this place is only open 9 pm - 2 pm Thursday through Saturday so this is as prime as time can get). 1 chubby white girl with lots of ink, 1 slim attractive white girl with lots of ink, and a copper skin girl could have been white or Latina, seen from a distance. They all do 3 song sets on stage (I remember tops coming off, dont remember bottoms). With so few girls and all occupied, I let after an hour only out $10 for cover and drink. Don't think I'd ever be back seeing how dead it was.

Visited Spearmint on a recent Saturday night around midnight and Tuesday night around 10pm and this review will contrast the two. Entrance is somewhere between $40 and $50 but you really should never be paying this, either call for the casino pickup, or if you're driving yourself like I do you just call the club and ask to be put on the guestlist. No drink minimum as you enter the club, but you do have to buy drinks if you go to the VIP rooms (VIP room pricing has been explained ad nauseum in other reviews). The layout I'm sure has been described before but the main thing to note is that there are small tables and rolling chairs all over the club surrounding the stages where you can get floor dances on, as well as a few benches which often will have reserved signs on them but girls sometimes take you there for the floor dances instead of on your chair. I think the benches are preferable anyway as you aren't fighting to not roll backwards and can get a deeper grind with the right girl (I saw a few really working some guys). The vibe on the Saturday night was very lively, the building was crowded with multiple stages in different rooms going, probably 100+ girls working, and the A team of girls working in terms of looks. All preferences are typically represented, with the majority being white and latina, with a few AA's and even fewer asians but you can find a few. Mostly natural I think with a few BBL types, and facially though everyone is different I think anyone would agree the standard is generally 7 and up with a 9s and 10s. The issue with Saturday is that with it being so busy it may be difficult to get the attention of a girl you're into, you'll definitely need to not be shy and just approach them. I was there for about an hour or so and didn't get any dances, pretty much just enjoyed the vibe and the visual of all the hot girls surrounding me and called it a night. I returned on the Tuesday around 10pm (again calling in to be put on the guestlist and avoid the cover charge) and it was all but dead in there, I feel like there were probably between 40-50 girls maybe 10-20 PL's when I got there, with a few more customers trickling in as the night went on (lots of couples too this Tuesday night). The standard of girls was definitely lower on Tuesday vs Saturday as well, more 6-7.5 range than 8-10. So with so few PL's vs dancers obviously it's easier to get attention, but in this case it became a bit too much attention, being approached nearly every few minutes and having to wave girls off constantly. It was good though in that when I would find a girl I did click with, we could chill and talk for 10-20 minutes before dances would come up. I didn't do any VIP's but I did go for floor dances. So as I and others have reported, it does seem like prices have generally gone up, where a year ago damn near every girl I spoke to would charge $20 a song for floor dances, now many will say they charge $30 or $40 (or do 3 for $100). The good thing is I still found a few who were willing to do $20 floor dances on the Tuesday so you will have to hold your ground if you want to keep costs low. None of the dances were A grade like at a Chicas Bonitas, but it's a different vibe, hole in the wall vs classy and you generally have hotter girls dancing on you at Spearmint. Will return again when in Vegas and try to be a bit more diligent in holding for $20 dances (I broke and did a $40 a time or two).

So first things first, if you're expecting a RonJax-esque review with incredibly descriptive details of the stories we all know, you're gonna be disappointed. I'm more of a "don't kiss and tell" kinda guy, but nevertheless I'll try to outline my experience in my second ever visit to HK on a recent Wednesday and Thursday as well as point out changes since the last time I was here about a year ago, and in doing so help prepare anyone on what to expect if they've never been or haven't been in a while. ENTERING MEXICO I flew into San Diego Wednesday afternoon. After killing some time in the city, I drove down and parked behind the Jack in the Box at PedEast. The price is $10 for every 8 hours on weekdays and a bit higher on Fridays/weekends; I was parked there from about 3pm Wed to noon Fri and paid $60. I walked down to the border building and it was near empty, I went straight up to the front of the Foreigners line, gave my passport to the agent and was waived through. So there's a lot of mention of the FMM form in reviews here, so I filled out and printed it before going to the border but this proved unnecessary as the agent didn't ask for it, she just printed one herself, stamped it, and tucked it into my passport and returned both to me. So I'm not sure what the deal is with it but it doesn't seem like anyone would need to get it done beforehand really. The last time I visited TJ I couldn't find the HK shuttle so I took a taxi for $10, thanks to the comments on my last review though I knew where to look for it and found it as I walked out of the border building down the fenced walkway. Took the shuttle to HK, tipped the driver 2 bucks and was in. I checked in to my Jacuzzi suite (definitely more spacious than the single suite I got last time), relaxed for a bit and then headed down to see if HK was as good as I remembered. EXPERIENCE IN HONG KONG Gonna go bullet points here just to get all my thoughts down. - For you old farts, the music is loud as shit especially at night. It was even bothering me at points and I could hear it/feel the vibrations in my third floor room at night. - The girls are still hot. All types of body sizes and shapes, many spinners and naturals but also BBL's. - Pricing wise pretty much all the chicas would start at $130 or $140 for a half hour, going down to $120 if I pushed back. Maybe a better negotiator could get it down to $100 but the price is definitely rising. The chica I connected best with started at $120 for half an hour and when I asked about longer times offered $140 and $160 for 45 or 60 minutes. Not sure if that's standard with other chicas as well but I definitely took her up on the $160 for 60 minutes. - As I mentioned in my last review, HK differs from regular strip clubs in that the girls very rarely approach customers here, they'll stand in one place and it's up to you to go to them. What I did notice this time however is that in the early afternoon there were more women who would approach me directly (generally a bit older) and say we should go upstairs. Seemed vulture-ish though so I stayed away from those. - HK had a Halloween party on Oct 23, it was cool seeing all the chicas dressed up in their sexy outfits. In the future I would avoid though as the club was packed to the gills so it was hard to move around and of course ear splittingly loud. EXPERIENCE WITH THE CHICAS Again without delving into my experience with every chica I interacted with, I'll be a bit more broad in my findings. It seems to me that the hustle factor is a bit higher than I recall (though in fairness I didn't interact with that many chicas my first visit so it may have been like this the whole time). My expectations may have been heightened by reading RonJax reviews and the seemingly sex crazed chicas he was meeting, but in my experience most chicas were pretty low mileage during the fichas (still $11, and of course be careful of the $30 wines, had one girl try to sneak it in). During most of the fichas the girls would give decent grinds but nothing crazy and weren't overly sensual. Maybe this is due to my not speaking Spanish (Google translate only takes you so far I think) but regardless I was finding it difficult to determine who would be worth taking upstairs. It might be the cheap bastard in me but I don't want to spend 50-100 bucks on fichas hoping the girl will warm up and up the sensuality. And in a few instances the experience promised while downstairs paled in comparison to what was actually provided upstairs. A strategy that I found worked for me if I was really into a chica and the first ficha was decent, I would invite her to the lapdance room ($25 for 5 minutes, $50 for 12 minutes). So similar to American club pricing, but here in the privacy of a smaller closet-like room I was able to better see if a chica was willing to up her service level and would be worth taking upstairs. If you have money you can also book the VIP rooms overlooking the club (I believe $100 for the room + $80-100 for the chica + small tip to the mesero). LEAVING HK AND SUMMARY On Friday at about noon I checked out of HK and took the HK shuttle to the border. The last time I visited HK I left near midnight and encountered virtually no line back to the US, so I was a bit worried about the line during the day. The shuttle driver told me the line was between 2-3 hours (was he lying, i dunno) but suggested I take the shuttle bus for $13 where I would be across in half an hour. I decided to do so and he was right, I was back in the US in about 30-40 minutes and able to sit in relative comfort rather than stand in a line for hours. My summary for HK is that I did begin by feeling a bit disappointed in the service level of the chicas (again maybe RonJax is to blame, maybe my experience at HK started off too strong with a chica all over me a year ago). The fichas felt mechanical and the first two of three arribas were mechanical too. It only takes one though of course, and the final arriba of my final night was great with a cute, sensual chica who made sure I was completely satisfied. And beyond that, even without any fichas or arribas, I must say that just as a stand alone strip club experience HK dwarfes all other clubs. Nothing beats seeing hot as all hell girls half naked dancing everywhere you turn, and being able to grope and grind on them for a single dollar. So yeah even though prices are rising, the experience alone is still worth it and I look forward to returning when I can, I'll just be sure to try and more properly vet girls during the fichas.

Let's get the small details out of the way. Arrive at 1 am to a square brick building, parking lot on the sides which looks like it can fill up fast so you might need to park on the side streets bus I was able to grab one of two available spots. Safe area looks like, residential. Some PL's hanging outside smoking. Walk in, bouncer says no cover but tip him so gave him $5. Bars on the left and right side of the club, stage with seating around it in the middle of the club (Canadians have it good in this regard I suppose, perverts row but no tipping) and tables near the back wall between the bars. Not sure if a drink minimum but I got a $6 water. Place was pretty bumping for a Thursday after midnight I thought. By my estimate there was between 15-20 girls and maybe 30-40 PL's, so I was thinking it may be hard to get the attention of a girl I'm interested in. Talent level was high, 6-8 I would say but I suppose I'm a tough marker I need to be blown away to call someone a 9 or 10. No true spinners but some thin girls, and a few too many Kardashian types. 80% white girls at least with a couple black girls. For the first 20 minutes of sitting there I wasn't getting approached and worried I would either have to approach someone myself or leave empty handed, though I was enjoying the stage show - only saw 2-3 girls in that time but they were putting on a show. Eventually a pretty blonde who had just gotten off stage and I was eyeing came over and we chatted a bit before going to dances. I only got dances with her this visit so I'll assume her breakdown is standard at this club. Pricing as she explained was $20 per song in one of two areas, downstairs (I think) has a $5 entry to the bouncer per girl and was topless, or upstairs was $15 entry and fully nude, both two way touch I assume. She set a timer and that's how we kept track of songs, each song being 3 minutes. I didn't anticipate staying long as she wasnt fully my type but she gave an incredible dance short of extras. Great grind, at times sensual and high energy at others, and as time progressed both her nipples and eventually her tongue found their way into my mouth. 30 minutes and $200 later I left a happy man. No guarantees all girls at this club are this fun but I might just have to return to find out.

Gonna upset the ol' adjudicators and talk about more than one club here. This probably should be an article or something but whatever. I visited all 4 Ottawa clubs (and the 2 in nearby Gatineau) on a recent Monday and Tuesday, all after 9 pm and it was shocking to me how dead all the clubs were. All had no more than 5-6 dancers as well as no more than 5-6 PL's (except club Pigale which had like 3 dancers and 20 dudes, many of who were in groups together partying). And they all charge covers and have a 1 drink minimum for the pleasure of seeing an empty stage. Girls wise don't think I saw any strong 8's at any of the 6 clubs I visited, maybe 2 or 3 seven's at best, you'd think at least one would be working a slow shift. And the girls are all super hustlers likely given how dead it is - overcounting, offering light extras like tittie sucking but for a price, etc. So yeah, early in the week Ottawa strip clubs are a hard avoid. Quick recap of the other clubs before I get to NuDen. Barefax - club is in a high energy area with restaurants/bars etc, go up some stairs to enter the club. Cover, drink minimum, and it's $5 every time you take a girl up to the lapdance area. Didn't see any girl over a 7. Playmates - hard to find, can't see the club from the main street. Couple bigger black girls, couple cute white girls including a cute spinner who was making a lot of eye contact with me but didn't stop by. The PL's tragedy. Vegas Island - dive bar ish, terrible atmosphere. And a ROB who tried to overcount me by 3 songs (I know, sounding like a boy who cried wolf situation here but it's true). Happy to report I held my ground though and didn't pay anything more. And now NuDen - very weird vibe, this could be a good club. Biggest club of the 4 space wise, but again was empty on a Tuesday night with more bartenders/waitresses/bouncers than strippers. Also very dark with blue and pink lights going on, had a cyberpunk drug den feel. I rarely leave clubs getting zero dances but had no choice here. But again, very spacious and a nice stage, i can see this place being lit on a weekend with more people. And that's that. I'd hope the Ottawa scene is better on weekends but I won't be finding out anytime soon. Avoid on early weekdays!

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Parking lot on the side of the building, gets full quickly. Walk in and get a pat down, they scan your ID here, and pay a cover of $27. BYOB here so no pressure to buy drinks. After paying in the lobby you walk down a couple steps into the main room. Stage at the front of the room, seating/tables all in front of it. Non alcoholic bar on the right, and what looks like a group VIP section on the left (this is new to me, having not been here over a year). In this VIP section I saw a dude getting something of a double dance and being very handsy, so maybe they're relaxing the rules out here in Nashville. I doubt it though. Couch dances for $15 line the back wall, and VIP booths are up a small flight of stairs at the back of the club. Prices are set by the club, $100 for 15 minutes but last I was here the girls said they don't do that during prime weekend hours. $225 for 30 minutes and $400 for an hour. Girls will also ask for a tip after. You can pay cash or card for the VIP rooms. As has been mentioned previously, don't expect high mileage dances let alone extras. Best I've gotten is decent grinding and sensual dances in cowgirl, no stickshifting or anything like that. As a strip club newbie a few years back I used to love this place. How I cringe at the thought of all the money I wasted here on low mileage lapdances and VIP's. Anyway there were about 20 or so girls working here. No standouts appearance-wise, honestly 4-7 average. It might be my nostalgia speaking but I feel like there were hotter girls here a year ago. Probably 80/20 split of white and AA, little to no Latina or Asian. Couple chubby girls, maybe a spinner or two, most medium built. Mostly natural (that is to say, not a lot of junk in the trunk). Girls do get fully nude for their stage shows and generally do put on good performances so this place is good for stage tipping, except you have to stay behind a line about a foot or two away from the stage and throw the money at the dancer, there's a bouncer on hand ready to chastise anyone who steps over the line. Also the seating area is pretty crowded so unless you grab a seat near the front it can be difficult to weave your way through the crowd of seats and people to even get to the stage to tip, so unless I was really impressed I didn't even bother. They do dollar dances here every 45 minutes to an hour (Louisville had better mileage on these), and a 3 for 40 special thereafter. Didn't see anyone I badly wanted to do one with, and even if you do you'll have to basically flag down the girl you want as there are way more PL's then strippers on a Friday or Saturday night. So I left after about 2 hours having only spent my $27 cover and about $50 in stage tipping. I basically only decided to come here to confirm that this place sucked, and I was right.

Louisville, Friday at 1am. Kinda dive bar-ish I felt but felt comfortable and safe, fine parking lot. Other reviews said the scan your ID, i don't remember if they did; no pat down that I recall. I think a $5 cover. Walk in, stage on the left and seating on the right, plus seating around the stage and a bar with stools straight ahead. Was told I had to buy a drink so got a water for about $5. About 8-10 girls working I would say, I was pretty impressed with the quality. No big girls most medium build, all white with 1 or 2 black girls, no clear Latina or Asian. Average 6-8 facially. There were 3 girls I was most interested in, one short white girl with braces and a surprisingly fat ass for her stature, a thin white girl and a medium build white girl. I got dollar dances from braces and thin white girl, good grind from the first and mostly air from the second so she was pretty much disqualified from my list. All three approached me through the night and spoke for a bit, and when they do a waitress will stop buy and ask if you want to buy them a drink or will buy dances. I always said I would buy dances which satisfied the waitress, technically the girls are supposed to leave at that time unless u went for dances immediately? But most still hung out. Dances are $20 each I believe (girls may say 2 for $40 which I went with), they also do 2 for $30 specials. Short pawg with braces came to me for the 2 for $30, as cute as she was I was a bit skeptical as she looked disinterested in her stage show but she was great in the back. No ass grinding unfortunately (I probably should have asked her to turn around) but her grinding in cowgirl was so good and sensual that I didn't think about it. After the 2/30 we did a 2/40 and I LDK'd and was on my way. She also mentioned VIP, where it's $160 for 30 minutes and you negotiate her tip after. Obviously I was good after my 4 regular dances, but it seems extras are on the table. Had a good time for about $100 all in, would return.

Louisville, Friday after midnight. Decent sized well lit parking lot, found a spot near the back. I hear Louisville ain't the safest city so I didn't do much loitering in the lot but didn't see any shady characters and there were a few guys and a lady hanging out in front of the entrance when I arrived. No pat down or ID scan as I recall, about a $10 cover. No pressure to buy a drink for myself, but apparently you're pushed to buy the dancers a drink to sit with you. I wouldn't know though, as I wasn't approached this night. Bathroom on the left in the lobby before you enter the club. Pool table occupied by a group of Mexicans I think, lots of seating all around the stage in the middle of the club. One dancer at a time, didn't see them getting nude. They did a showtime thing where they parade all the girls on stage so you can see the lineup. 10-15 girls working, probably 50/40/10 split of white, Latina and AA. Not the hottest group of girls, but no big girls most medium build or chubby. No spinners either. Mostly natural. 5-7 average. Saw one 8, a brunette brown skinned latina. She was hot, I would have definitely went back with her but she was content to just sit there despite us making eye contact a few times. Another 7-8 white girl said hi but kept walking after I said hello back. No one else approached so I left after 45 or so minutes.

Was in Louisville so decided to check this place out. Place is pretty isolated so no worry about homeless or random passerby. Large gravel lot, no patdown as I recall and $10 cover. Bathroom is in the lobby area, no troll and decently clean. Walk in and stage is in the front of the room with tables and chairs spread throughout the room. Bar is at the back in another room but no door between them. Nobody asked me to buy a drink. There were maybe 15-20 girls I would say, a dancer told me on Fridays and Saturdays all girls are scheduled to be in so the ratio was in favor of girls to PL's. Mostly white and Latina, couple black. Don't remember seeing any overly big girls but no spinners either. Medium build, mostly natural. 5-7 average of attractiveness, no knockouts that I saw. One girl on stage at a time, don't think they got fully nude. The moment I sat down at a table two latinas tried to approach me but I waved them away. After another couple minutes a 6 white girl sat down and we talked for maybe 20 or so minutes do I decided to get a lapdance from her and be on my way to check out the Louisville clubs. Lapdances are paid to a host before you go to the back, and prices are posted there so don't let yourself get hustled. Single dances are $35, and VIP rooms start in the low hundreds up to the thousand dollar figure (something about a massage room, I think a previous review mentioned it as well). My dance was low mileage, mostly sitting on my lap facing me and light grinding. With that level of mileage I'm unsure about extras in the VIP, but you never know with the latinas. Unlikely to return.

Stopped by for the first time on a Wednesday evening. This place hasn't been reviewed in 7 years so I really could say anything and you adjudicators may as well approve it. Dances are $1 per song? Girls are all 10's and provide extras and FRMOS' galore? Who's to say I'm lying? Anyways they open at 6:30 so since they just opened when I arrived it was only two girls there, both white and a bit chubby (north of Toronto staple it seems). They weren't middle aged at least. No stage show and I was the only customer at this time. No mention of a drink minimum but I got a $5 water. I just wanted to grab a dance and go so I went with the slightly cuter of the two. Not sure if this is standard for all dancers here but she told me dances are $25 a piece for her. Did 2 and called it a day. My dancer said it does get busy later at night, so maybe someone else in Ontario can take one for the team and find out. I definitely won't.

Hit this club on a Wednesday afternoon as I was relatively nearby for work. Called Danny's Hotel technically it looks like but just a basic bar with a stripper pole, and a slightly racist bartender so you republican freaks would love her (she was cool though). No cover or pat down, got a water for $3.50 but gave a $5 and let her keep the change. 5-6 dancers, most middle aged, pudgy and white. Not very attractive, all but one under 5 on the attractiveness scale. No stage dances at this time since there weren't many customer. Did talk to one decently pretty white girl who was in her late 20's, chilled for about 20-30 minutes then did 3 dances for $20 per song, standard price in Ontario but she did say after 9pm the price of dances goes up to $25 per song. At the bar I would have rated her a 7, but honestly up close in the back she was more of a 6. Good dance tho, very sensual. After that just chatted up the racist bartender about basketball for about half an hour before leaving. If you're in the area and don't want to drive an hour to the greater Toronto area then it's not a bad option.

Friday afternoon, came here from Pin Ups checking out the clubs outside main Atlanta. Club is in a strip mall so plenty of parking (free), pat down and I believe no cover at this time. Having checked out most all the black clubs in ATL this weekend I'd put Strokers near the top of the list with PinUps based on my limited experience. Lots of girls, maybe 15-20 of all body types. Couple big girls but also medium build, slim thick, even a couple near spinners. Some pretty as well, i'd put the average rating at 6-8. No head-turners though, at least for me. DJ was really giving it to the customers, shit talking them for being broke and not tipping or getting dances. Dances are $5 per song before 7pm, when it then becomes $10. I got plenty of good grinding dances from various girls for $5 each, don't think overcounting was a problem either. As is standard for ATL black clubs, there was a lot of smoking and the music was loud, but it felt even worse here in both regards. They served hookah so a few people were doing that, and others were rolling up and smoking weed freely. I had to move spots a time or two when it got overbearing. I'd return though for solid cheap dances.

Visited Allure/The O at midnight on a Saturday after leaving Vivide and after trying to go to Tattletales but learning they have a dress code (Im a sweatpants kinda guy). This place is confusing to get to, essentially turn into the alley beside the Waffle House and its there on the side kinda hidden by trees and foliage. Friendly old bouncer, can't remember if he pats down but it was likely a light one if at all. No parking fee but he asks for a tip. Walk in and pay the cover I think $10. Upscale looking club, most clean one I saw in Atlanta. One big center stage, one girl would work the pole at a time (don't think they got fully nude) for 3 songs with some breaks in between as it wasn't busy at all. I counted like 7-8 PL's and 7 dancers. Sat at the bar but wasn't pushed to buy a drink. Also have booths that I was told by a dancer were free to sit in. Dancers were pretty attractive. Quick rundown: 1 - Overly big black girl who approached me but I wasn't interested 2 - Big but not obese white girl who I got a couple dances from since she was a decent conversation. Good grind at the bar but nothing crazy. 3 and 4 - two thin pretty white girls who were with a regular for the entire hour I was there, no dancing or even much talking just a lot of sitting around. 5 - average build white girl with a nice ass, did her stage set then sat with a regular. 6 - tall thin latina or native girl not sure, was cute and saw her giving a good grind to a PL but went and sat with some regular after her stage set. 7 - really cute brunette white spinner, I was eyeing her as she gave a great grind. Was the only girl working the room a bit, unfortunately for me she decided to talk to most all guys except me. Oh well, i'm not gonna beg for dances or attention. So yeah the girls were the most attractive in my opinion, maybe in that I'm more into thin white and latina girls and I found that here, so I'd definitely return. And at $10 each dances are still reasonable.

Black club, Saturday afternoon. Security guard told me parking up close (pretty large lot) was $20, on the side was $10, and at the back was $5 (I chose the $5 of course). Pats me down and also tells me 2 drink minimum, though nobody really followed up so I probably could have ignored this entirely but I did get one water for like $5 bucks or something. Not a comfortable club really. There's a main room with a few booth types and a couple tables and some seating at the bar, then a slightly lower level down a couple steps at the back of the club with another bar with seating around it. Pool tables on both levels. Point being not much seating especially if the club was busy. All black girls maybe 10 to 12 total, attractiveness 4-6 to be honest. Again i'm just not into big girls and thats basically all I saw here, not a spinner in sight. Saw two medium build girls who I was down to get dances from, one was busy the other approached me, mixed girl black and Chinese she told me. Cute and nice body, but underwhelming dances. $5 a song, did 8 for $40. Left after that.

Visited twice on a Saturday, at 3 pm and returned again at 11 pm to check out the night shift. Afternoon, I think $10 to park and don't remember the cover, at night though I was charged $20 to park and a $30 cover so out 50 bucks before even seeing a women, naked or otherwise. This, and other reasons I'll get to, mean I would definitely not return for at night. I'll start with the afternoon visit. Upstairs was open but most people were downstairs. One rectangle-ish stage in the middle, bar across from it. One girl on stage at a time as i recall. Also seating is strange, its basically all L shaped booths were seemingly anyone can sit so you'll get your "table" dance next to a stranger. No hustle for drinks. Maybe 30-40 girls working, 90% cuban with a couple black girls and maybe 1 or 2 white girls that I saw. Honestly wasn't impressed with what I saw, maybe my expectations were too high from the reviews I read. No obese girls like at the AA clubs but no spinners either, most were on the slightly heavier side with lots of plastic, not my thing maybe others are into it though. Facially didn't see any 8's or higher that I just had to have, 4-7 average at best. Mileage wise also wasn't impressed unfortunately. Didn't see any crazy grinding from other patrons. One black girl sat on my lap and we spoke for a bit. Dances for one, maybe one and a half songs at best with halfhearted grinding and says "that'll be $40". I smile and say $40 for what and she goes down to $30, then to $20. Didn't meet any other clear ROB's but be careful. Also got a couple dances from a natural busty latina with a good grind and above the waist contact but no stick shifting so I couldn't fully enjoy it. Night was even worse, with the basically $50 cover, even less girls and no more attractive than the dayshift. I could swear I saw girls from the dayshift still there in new outfits. Got a couple dances but still nothing special mileage wise. So yeah, disappointing visit. I don't typically do extras so can't comment on that, but even if I did the girls honestly weren't attractive enough for me want it all that bad. If in Atlanta i'd give it another shot during the day but this is probably more cheap extras club then strip club.

Visited twice, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. Good amount of parking, security looks at your ID and halfheartedly pats you down. Cover was either $10 or $20. On the Friday there was definitely less than 10 girls working while I was there, they slowly trickle in. All AA, a few big girls, others medium build with thick soft asses. Not into big girls at all, but for the spinners and medium build girls I'd say they're pretty attractive, 7 average. Pin Ups would be at the top of ATL black clubs for me just because they have actual spinners, saw 3 over the course of my two visits. All dances in the afternoon were $5. They do cut songs short and hard to keep track, but you can just check in with your dancer. Friday, approached my three girls. Big girl approached first and I decided to get a few dances just to start the day off. Meh grind and contact, stopped at 2. Then a medium build girl gave a great dance, felt like at least 20+ minutes. Said it was 7 songs which felt right, gave her $40. Then approached by the true spinner I had my eyes on, cute tiny little thing, an 8 in my eyes. Talk for a while then she mentions dances, says let's do VIP. VIP pricing was a bit confusing/she wasnt very clear. It's $50 to the club but I'm not sure if it was for 15 or 30 minutes, i remember her saying 15 minutes at one point but it felt way longer than that (in a good way). She tries to see how much I'm willing to spend, starting at $200 but we end up at $60 to her. Great dance, great sensuality and grind both front and back, inducing an LDK. Would definitely go back for her if in ATL. Saturday wasn't as good, even more dead than on the Friday with maybe 6-8 girls. Got dances from another big girl who was pretty fun, 4 dances $20. Saw a hot red haired girl who was unfortunately occupied the whole time I was there. Then got dances from a Caribbean spinner with the biggest naturals for a spinner I've ever seen, her tits were spilling over my hands. Decent grind not mind blowing, felt she may have overcounted as we got to 10 songs pretty quickly but honestly at $5 bucks a song it's not a big deal, what would be $200 minimum at most clubs is only $50 in most of these Atlanta clubs. You lucky devils. Called it a day after her.

Friday around 2 am, just came from Boomers 5050. Large parking lot well lit (shared with the Uncle Bucks strip club I guess, they're right next door to each other), friendly security guard who looks at ur ID, don't think he bothered to pat me down. $21 cover. Long bar on the right, bathroom with no troll somewhere (I went to too many clubs this past weekend I can't remember these frankly unimportant details). Wasn't asked to buy any drinks for myself or any dancer. Maybe 10 or so girls working with maybe 10-15 customers on this late Friday night. Mostly white girls, I think a few AA. Didn't see any Asian, don't remember any latinas. Most girls in shape, a couple a bit too large for my liking. Couple thin/spinners. There are basically 2 stages, girls start on the one in the middle for song 1 then move to the one right beside it for song 2 (while another girl starts on stage 1 at that same time). So basically 2 girls on stage at any time I'm assuming only when it's busy. Good pole work but I don't recall them getting fully nude, just topless if I recall correctly. I spent some time tipping the stage. Unfortunately I was somewhat latched on to by a less attractive girl, and the ones I wanted were stuck with other customers so I didn't get any dances and can't speak to their prices and mileage. From previous reviews it seems to be not so high. Still, I had a good time seeing a few hot white girls work the pole and had some enjoyable conversation.

Left Rocket City Showgirls (RCS) at around 2:45 am and walked 10 seconds to this place. Parking still free, pat down outside, $21 cover. RCS felt like a pretty classy gentlemans club compared to this place, dive bar with pool tables at the back. Under 10 girls as I recall, mostly white maybe one or two AA. Couple big girls, couple thin, one cute spinner I unfortunately couldn't get my hands on. Didn't buy a drink, was approached pretty early on by a decently cute thin white girl (top three at the club so I was glad she approached. Classic stripper story, single mom with kids, high school dropout. Now this is the rural America I wanted to see. Anyway its late so we go for a dance, $30 that you pay to some guy at a desk. Decent grind in cowgirl, I get to touch upstairs, doesn't turn around to grind on me though. Doesn't ask for a tip, and I left after that dance. Nothing special but I like the dive bar feel. Maybe go if you want to play pool and only commit to a girl you really want.