Not really in an alley, not really any cats

Windsor ON, Friday night. Downtown Windsor so park on the street, I had no interest in downloading an app to pay for parking so I went with the just hope you don't catch a ticket route (I didn't). Couple dudes (more doormen then bouncers) outside the club wand you down and take your $10 cover.

Walk in and down a couple of steps, the club opens up in front of you. Real fancy basement party vibes. Well lit, "stage" in the middle of the club in front of you when you walk in, it's not actually a stage its just a pole in the middle of the room with pillars/mirrors on 4 sides of it. A few of the girls did put on a decent show tho (nude by the third song), high energy and looking cheerful it adds to the vibe. Bar with seating behind the stage, and really comfortable chairs/sofas around the club. Water was under $10.

There were probably 10-15 girls I saw, maybe 70% white 30% black. Average looks, only a couple I would generously call an 8 mostly 5-7. One overly chubby girl, the rest in good shape, one near spinner who I would get dances from.