Reviews by Nobodygtyu

Chicago IL, Saturday night between 11pm and 1am. Mandatory valet parking as per the attendant, either $7, $10, or $20 depending on where you want them to park your car. Maybe you could park nearby…

Windsor ON, Friday evening. Smallish parking lot, may need to find street parking. Club is in residential area, right across from houses so seems pretty safe. Walk in and get wanded down, may have paid…

Windsor ON, Friday night. Downtown Windsor so park on the street, I had no interest in downloading an app to pay for parking so I went with the just hope you don't catch a ticket…

Thursday evening, London ON. Club is located right in the middle of the downtown core I think so no club parking, need to pay and park on the street or in an expensive lot across…

Thursday evening, Chatham ON. No club parking, Park on the street beside the club and hope to not get a ticket. Walk in, stage is in the middle of the club with seating all around…

Princeton ON, Friday night around 10pm. Club is in an isolated area a few minutes off the highway. Free parking in a gravel lot that was pretty full but I found an open spot. People…

Mississauga ON, Friday after midnight. Industrial area, parking lot was full had to circle it a couple times before finding a spot. Walk in to no cover, waitress will take your drink order at your…

Brantford ON, Friday night around 11pm. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to a gazebo area, small indian bouncer guy…

Visited Spearmint on a recent Saturday night around midnight and Tuesday night around 10pm and this review will contrast the two. Entrance is somewhere between $40 and $50 but you really should never be paying…

So first things first, if you're expecting a RonJax-esque review with incredibly descriptive details of the stories we all know, you're gonna be disappointed. I'm more of a "don't kiss and tell" kinda guy, but…

Let's get the small details out of the way. Arrive at 1 am to a square brick building, parking lot on the sides which looks like it can fill up fast so you might need…

Gonna upset the ol' adjudicators and talk about more than one club here. This probably should be an article or something but whatever. I visited all 4 Ottawa clubs (and the 2 in nearby Gatineau)…

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Parking lot on the side of the building, gets full quickly. Walk in and get a pat down, they scan your ID here, and pay a cover of $27. BYOB here…

Louisville, Friday at 1am. Kinda dive bar-ish I felt but felt comfortable and safe, fine parking lot. Other reviews said the scan your ID, i don't remember if they did; no pat down that I…

Louisville, Friday after midnight. Decent sized well lit parking lot, found a spot near the back. I hear Louisville ain't the safest city so I didn't do much loitering in the lot but didn't see…

Was in Louisville so decided to check this place out. Place is pretty isolated so no worry about homeless or random passerby. Large gravel lot, no patdown as I recall and $10 cover. Bathroom is…

Stopped by for the first time on a Wednesday evening. This place hasn't been reviewed in 7 years so I really could say anything and you adjudicators may as well approve it. Dances are $1…

Hit this club on a Wednesday afternoon as I was relatively nearby for work. Called Danny's Hotel technically it looks like but just a basic bar with a stripper pole, and a slightly racist bartender…

Friday afternoon, came here from Pin Ups checking out the clubs outside main Atlanta. Club is in a strip mall so plenty of parking (free), pat down and I believe no cover at this time. Having…

Visited Allure/The O at midnight on a Saturday after leaving Vivide and after trying to go to Tattletales but learning they have a dress code (Im a sweatpants kinda guy). This place is confusing to…

Black club, Saturday afternoon. Security guard told me parking up close (pretty large lot) was $20, on the side was $10, and at the back was $5 (I chose the $5 of course). Pats me…

Visited twice on a Saturday, at 3 pm and returned again at 11 pm to check out the night shift. Afternoon, I think $10 to park and don't remember the cover, at night though I was…

Visited twice, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. Good amount of parking, security looks at your ID and halfheartedly pats you down. Cover was either $10 or $20. On the Friday there was definitely less than 10…

Friday around 2 am, just came from Boomers 5050. Large parking lot well lit (shared with the Uncle Bucks strip club I guess, they're right next door to each other), friendly security guard who looks…

Left Rocket City Showgirls (RCS) at around 2:45 am and walked 10 seconds to this place. Parking still free, pat down outside, $21 cover. RCS felt like a pretty classy gentlemans club compared to…