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60 reviews by Nobodygtyu

Centerfolds Showbar

Thunder Bay, ON

Fun atmosphere, but a PL's nightmare

Thunder Bay, ON. Friday after midnight. Square building in an area surrounded by restaurants and box stores so seems pretty safe, decent amount of parking around the sides of the building. Walk in, security guard…

1 mo ago

Club Paradise

Toronto, ON

Surprisingly enjoyable

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was in the area on a recent Friday night so decided to check this club out around 9pm. Parking was a bit difficult but finally found a spot in the houses near the club, subway…

2 mos ago

Triple Play

Sarnia, ON

Ghost Town on a Friday night

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Not sure what the adjudicators want me to do, make shit up? Well here goes attempt number two. Sarnia ON, Friday night. Club is right next to some sort of restaurant, parked in a shared lot,…

6 mos ago

Fanny's

North Bay, ON

Saturday Night

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

North Bay, ON. Friday after midnight. Decently spacious lot, next to a Wacky Wings and other small stores. Small town should be pretty safe. Walk in, no ID or patdown but do pay a $5…

6 mos ago

Bad Bunny Club

London, ON

More Club than Stripclub

★★★★★★★2.7/10

London ON, Saturday night. Walk in and get patted down, three security guards. Go through another set of doors into a short hallway, then out into the club. Stage was on the left surrounded by…

6 mos ago2

Diamonds

Sudbury, ON

20 years since last review

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Sudbury ON, Friday night. Street parking, be careful of tickets. Pay $5 cover and walk in to a nightclub/live music venue, look around and see an open doorway with a sign over it saying Diamonds,…

6 mos ago1

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

I was promised Europeans

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Saturday night around 10pm. Can't remember how much the cover was, likely between 10 and 20 bucks. Decent amount of parking, had no issue finding a spot when I arrived and was well lit. Can't…

6 mos ago

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, ON

Underrated spot near Toronto

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Pickering ON, Saturday just after midnight. About 40 minutes East of Toronto. In an industrial area so should be relatively safe, decent sized parking lot. Walk up to a dude outside in the cold, wand…

7 mos ago

The Go Go Club

Belleville, ON

Not bad for a small town

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Belleville ON, Saturday night around midnight. Safe area I'd say, lots of restaurants and shops in the area. Parking spaces on the side of the building and behind it. Layout: Walk in to a wanding down,…

7 mos ago

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, ON

Not a nightclub, not much of a stripclub either

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Kingston ON, Saturday night. 2.5 hours east of Toronto. First review in 5 years, first real review in 7. Building is in their small-town downtown area, street parking may be hard to find and might…

7 mos ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Relatively calm, enjoyable Saturday night

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Chicago IL, Saturday night between 11pm and 1am. Mandatory valet parking as per the attendant, either $7, $10, or $20 depending on where you want them to park your car. Maybe you could park nearby…

9 mos ago

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, ON

Good Friday vibe, terrible Monday vibe

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Windsor ON, Friday evening. Smallish parking lot, may need to find street parking. Club is in residential area, right across from houses so seems pretty safe. Walk in and get wanded down, may have paid…

9 mos ago2

Alley Katz

Windsor, ON

Not really in an alley, not really any cats

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Windsor ON, Friday night. Downtown Windsor so park on the street, I had no interest in downloading an app to pay for parking so I went with the just hope you don't catch a ticket…

9 mos ago

Solid Gold

London, ON

Thursday evening at Solid Gold

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Thursday evening, London ON. Club is located right in the middle of the downtown core I think so no club parking, need to pay and park on the street or in an expensive lot across…

9 mos ago1

Spanky's

Chatham, ON

No review in 6 years, for good reason.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Thursday evening, Chatham ON. No club parking, Park on the street beside the club and hope to not get a ticket. Walk in, stage is in the middle of the club with seating all around…

9 mos ago1

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, ON

Solid option if passing through

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Princeton ON, Friday night around 10pm. Club is in an isolated area a few minutes off the highway. Free parking in a gravel lot that was pretty full but I found an open spot. People…

1 yr ago

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Party vibe on a Friday night

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Mississauga ON, Friday after midnight. Industrial area, parking lot was full had to circle it a couple times before finding a spot. Walk in to no cover, waitress will take your drink order at your…

1 yr ago

Gentlemens Club Brantford

Brantford, ON

Dead on a Friday night

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Brantford ON, Friday night around 11pm. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to a gazebo area, small indian bouncer guy…

1 yr ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Weekend vs weekday night visits

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited Spearmint on a recent Saturday night around midnight and Tuesday night around 10pm and this review will contrast the two. Entrance is somewhere between $40 and $50 but you really should never be paying…

1 yr ago1

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Halloween Party and other updates

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So first things first, if you're expecting a RonJax-esque review with incredibly descriptive details of the stories we all know, you're gonna be disappointed. I'm more of a "don't kiss and tell" kinda guy, but…

1 yr ago3

Bar Salon Le Vegas

Boucherville, QC

New Montreal Fav?

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Let's get the small details out of the way. Arrive at 1 am to a square brick building, parking lot on the sides which looks like it can fill up fast so you might need…

1 yr ago1

NuDen

Ottawa, ON

Avoid all Ottawa clubs early in the week

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Gonna upset the ol' adjudicators and talk about more than one club here. This probably should be an article or something but whatever. I visited all 4 Ottawa clubs (and the 2 in nearby Gatineau)…

1 yr ago

Hustler Club

Nashville, TN

Still an avoid unless you're bored or with a group

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Parking lot on the side of the building, gets full quickly. Walk in and get a pat down, they scan your ID here, and pay a cover of $27. BYOB here…

2 yrs ago

Foxys

Louisville, KY

Good time at Foxy Brown

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Louisville, Friday at 1am. Kinda dive bar-ish I felt but felt comfortable and safe, fine parking lot. Other reviews said the scan your ID, i don't remember if they did; no pat down that I…

2 yrs ago

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, KY

No horse race tonight

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Louisville, Friday after midnight. Decent sized well lit parking lot, found a spot near the back. I hear Louisville ain't the safest city so I didn't do much loitering in the lot but didn't see…

2 yrs ago