Gentlemens Club Brantford

Brantford ON, Friday night around 11pm. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to a gazebo area, small indian bouncer guy and a guy in the hut (not gonna lie I just copy and pasted all this from Muddy's year old review, it all still applies). Walk in to a halfhearted patdown and wand, pay a $5 dollar cover and they put a wristband on me (previous review says the wristband/cover is $10, maybe they lowered the price). Bar near the entrance at the back, washroom on the left, pool tables on the left and right, seating in the middle and stage at the front. Chairs not that comfortable but whatever. Got a water for $5. To get to the point, this place was dead. Think I saw 3, maybe 4 girls near midnight on a Friday night (and this place is only open 9 pm - 2 pm Thursday through Saturday so this is as prime as time can get). 1 chubby white girl with lots of ink, 1 slim attractive white girl with lots of ink, and a copper skin girl could have been white or Latina, seen from a distance. They all do 3 song sets on stage (I remember tops coming off, dont remember bottoms). With so few girls and all occupied, I let after an hour only out $10 for cover and drink. Don't think I'd ever be back seeing how dead it was.

Brantford, ON. Saturday night. Coming from Nikki's Roadhouse. Area seems fine to me. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to a gazebo area, small indian bouncer guy and a guy in the hut. Quick pat down and ID check, cover was 10 IIRC. Wristband. To the left is the club area. Walk in. Layout is bar is right in front all on the right here, then on the left is one main stage, one girl up at a time, and immediate left is bathrooms. Down the stairs is the dance area, wristband you get at the bar is 10 CAD for access down there. Then 20 a song. Customers looked like a mix of older white guys and groups hispanic and indian younger guys. Dancers. Pretty good lineup I thought, there were options here. Maybe 70% white and the rest black and hispanic. No fat girls, all thin to average. Some plastic in there. Mostly 20's it looked like, age wise. Talent wise, a lot of 7's. Some 6's and a couple 8's. One girl that I would consider a 10. That one girl's name was April. Some brunette white girl with gigantic naturals. Green eyes, GND type. Everything just right up my alley. She was at a table talking to some hispanic dude. I was waiting for a while to see if she would get free, get my ass in there to get me some but it was taking a while, I went and did other stuff but finally she breaks free and I ask her to get dances. When I asked about that guy she said he wasn't buying dances just bragging all the money he has and she should go home with him, she said I should've barged in to save her ass. Well Hell I'm doing it now. We go downstairs and it's like a maze of booths. So anyone can walk past, no VIP this is it so after making a few turns it really goes far we get a booth and I just rattled off like 8 song marathon, I didn't give a fuck. When I see a girl like this I just keep going. LDK all the way, that was number #2 on the night. Good two way touch, no extras. Fun chick, good grinding. I see this spot hasn't been reviewed in a few years. I guess in the GTA area you got a lot of high mileage spots that might outshine somewhere like this but still a place like this with good talent, pretty fair priced dances, decent touching, I had a great time I'd come back. I left for one more spot, Solid Gold in Burlington.

I headed out to Nikki’s first, but they were still closed unfortunately so on my way back I decided to check this place out. Parking is at the back of the building, They had a girl at the back taking your name & phone number for any Covid tracing purposes which annoyed me so I gave a fake name & phone number. Once inside the security wanted my ID, I gave him my driver’s licence which he stared at for awhile before letting me stay. There wa# no cover, but masks were mandatory. Inside the bar was at the back to the right, bathrooms were close to the front on the left, there was one stage at the back of the bukiding in the middle: it was raised about 2 feet, & about 30 feet long and about 8 feet wide. There was seating at the bar, & along the sides plus a pool table on the right side about halfway between the bar & the stage. There were 4 girls working: all white-2 blondes, 2 brunettes. There was about 5 other customers there. Girls do 3 songs, & are supposed to get nude at the end. One of the blondes approached after her set (she only got topless, and asked eventually for dances & I agreed, she was about late 20s, early 30s-about 5’5 with long straight hair with nice C cups, & fairly lean with a not smal, not large ass. VIP is located downstairs, but first you have to get a pass fir $15 every time, which is dumb but whatever. You had to get that from the bar. When I got downstairs, there was a small bar setup with a girl you had to give the VIP pass to, but you could also buy drinks for yourself & the lady you’re with. I didn’t get a drink yet, so I got a water for $5. The VIP area is basically a small booth with dividers, but a lot of separation from any other customers so no one could see what you’re doing. The girl said there was no kissing allowed, no fingering, & she could t grind facing me-that was kind of weird. She also mentioned that we’re 30 mins for $200 options or 60/$400 in the same area. Songs are usually 3-4 minutes & not cut so that sounds like a bad deal to me. We did 2 songs with full grinding & touching-except down below, & that was enough. She didn’t even get nude just topless. She said tips were welcome, but I didn’t tip. So overall the plac3 is decent I& you want to see nude/semi-nude girls & get a lap,dance, but just know mileages is limited. If you want much more action, go to Nikki’s when they reopen, or try London, Mississippi, Toronto, or even Niagra Falls. I’ll give this a 5.5/10 experience.

Just visited a couple days ago. I think they have recently done renovations. The private dance area (on the lower level) seemed nice and new. No cover was charged. When i first walked in the bouncer asked for my ID, which he scanned. I dont really like this from a privacy standpoint, but i guess knowing the info of everyone inside might disincentivize some bad behavior, so im okay with it. Beer cost 7 dollars which is average. It looked like 12 or 15 girls were working, with good diversity. So, I had a good time, but there are 3 negative points i have. 1. Although most of the club seemed nice, the actual stage looked old, not especially well shaped for dancing/movement, and the lighting for the stage seemed off. Check the pictures on their website to see what i mean. Lots of hard green lighting. 2. Dances were 20 which was fine, but there is also an additional $10 fee to enter the private dance area. Also okay, but unexpected. 3. I realize the girls are trying to make as much money as possible, but both girls I got dances from were working their upsell skills. (would i like to pay 400 for the hour? Should I pay for the 3 of us have a shot together? Asking for a tip) Once again, Im capable of saying no to things I dont want, so this isnt really a problem, but I prefer a more relaxed atmosphere. There were 7 or 8 hot girls that i would have been happy to get a dance from. I went with Destiny and I cant remember the other name. It might have been Dahlia. Both were hot, good dancers, knew what they were doing. I was very satisfied with both.

Am I the only PL reviewing this place? The last review before this one was mine as well, lol. This place changes every time I come in. The basic stage layout is still the same, but the wings on the side have been fancied up and the regular lap dance couches are located on the two sides OUT IN THE OPEN! I don't know what management was thinking. The dancer that I had really didn't care much, as there weren't a lot of PLs in to see anyway at that point. In fact, the customer base was so light, and the dancers so few, that there was nobody on the stage for the whole hour I was there! I did get a read on the new LD arrangement. They now have a more private VIP area in the basement, accessed by a staircase under the DJ station. Did I see it? No. Why? My dancer and I attempted to go there, but one of the bouncers had called off, and they were too short-staffed to open the basement for dances, smh! No cover taken, free parking in the large lot out back. The mixed drinks I bought were about $8 CDN. I will say that at the point I left the club, more dancers were starting to filter in. Lap dances were $20. Can't speak to VIP cost since it wasn't open. Overall, a relatively poor experience this time.

This was my third visit to the Gentlemen’s Club of Brantford. Each has been a very different experience. All fun, just different Let's start with the changes to the physical layout since my last trip. Previously, the lap dance area was located near the main entrance in a single large room. Now there are two lap dance areas, one located on each side of the stage behind partition walls, and split into four individual cubes each; each has decent privacy from the adjacent cubes. However, if you are looking for any extras, be sure to look straight up first - you're on candid camera! A clever dancer may be able to avoid getting caught, but it won't be easy. Service from the roving waitress was the best that I have ever had at this club. Drinks were reasonably priced for customers and dancers. The girls: There seemed to be a tattoo explosion for the first hour that I was there. Most were reasonably attractive, and I had just about decided to pull the trigger with a very cute, slightly thick in the middle redhead. I held off partly for the tats, and partly because she hadn't shed her bottoms on stage. Visit from Aunt Flo? Who knows. Next up was the one with whom I ended up going to the lap dance area. Cute face and really nice breasts on a really sexy body - and tattoo free!!!! Her name was Shandy. She doffed her bikini immediately and climbed aboard. Surprise #1 - she was lactating and said that she had a one-year-old that was in the process of being weaned. She said that she actually had a couple customers that paid a premium for that, lol. Lots of stick shifting and sensuous grinding led to my first ldk ever after five dances. Wow! We took a break for a bit and I watched the other dancers for a bit. I didn't see any other dancer that turned me on, so after a bit, she returned from hunting other PLs and we went back for round 2. Surprise #2: She told me that she also had a nine-year-old girl and that she was twenty-nine! I never would have guessed her to be over twenty-three. The second time around was as much fun as the first. If you're at this club on a night when Shandy is there, I recommend her!