Dead on a Friday night
Brantford ON, Friday night around 11pm. Swing around to find the parking lot. You got a whole patio/bar area outside on the right here, you walk up to a gazebo area, small indian bouncer guy and a guy in the hut (not gonna lie I just copy and pasted all this from Muddy's year old review, it all still applies).
Walk in to a halfhearted patdown and wand, pay a $5 dollar cover and they put a wristband on me (previous review says the wristband/cover is $10, maybe they lowered the price). Bar near the entrance at the back, washroom on the left, pool tables on the left and right, seating in the middle and stage at the front. Chairs not that comfortable but whatever. Got a water for $5.
To get to the point, this place was dead. Think I saw 3, maybe 4 girls near midnight on a Friday night (and this place is only open 9 pm - 2 pm Thursday through Saturday so this is as prime as time can get). 1 chubby white girl with lots of ink, 1 slim attractive white girl with lots of ink, and a copper skin girl could have been white or Latina, seen from a distance. They all do 3 song sets on stage (I remember tops coming off, dont remember bottoms). With so few girls and all occupied, I let after an hour only out $10 for cover and drink. Don't think I'd ever be back seeing how dead it was.
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