Reviews

TL/DR: Best dance experience of any MTL club I've visited. Expensive by Quebec standards, but still a great value compared to clubs in the States. The bouncer was a dick.
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Logistics: Great subway and bike…

On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…

I have a bit of a soft spot for Golden Banana, so it pains me to provide this update. Logistics: Route 1 North behind a Gulf station just before the 95 North ramp. There…

There was no cover nor was there a mandatory tip to be seated, but there was a $13 CAD coat check fee, and once you tip the toonie you are at $15. I suppose that…

I stopped by for the Christmas party, which was a rare afternoon opening. Layout details: bathroom is immediately to the left of the entrance and clean by strip club standards. There is a small stage…

There are only two clubs in NH, and the other is up near Canada. The recent price hikes makes this one of the most expensive clubs in New England. Between the prices and the…

There just aren't that many clubs in North Eastern PA/the Poconos that aren't creepy. I'm not sure if this qualifies as one or not. I'm going to start with the stage show because it offers…

This review has three important updates over recent ones. First, I was told by a dancer that management has taken care of the song clippings, and that songs are back to a good length. I…

At the time of this writing, Boardroom's all the way up to #4 on the TUSCL top 40 with nearby Desire being the only USA club ahead of it. There is no doubt that…

This is a mediocre club in a city of mediocre clubs. Scarlet's isn't all bad, but I haven't been to another club that did so much to make their customers uncomfortable. By blocking off almost…

I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday night. There was a single car in the parking lot, but I hoped that it either belonged to a dancer or they were parked elsewhere. However, this place…

Street parking was easy to come by. There was also a dedicated parking lot, but I wasn't sure how it works (in turns out you just park in it, no valet or charge), so I…