The existential anxiety of the in between hour.

The layout is well covered, but I will take time to complain that the men's room often lacks soap, and has no way to dry your hands. Others suggest using a promo shirt as a towel, which is a good idea, but it requires a promo.

Boardroom gets a lot of things right: $20/song dances, with occasional 2/$30 specials. Hiring standards are high here compared to most other MA, RI, or NH clubs. Most dancers get fully nude on stage, and typically get naked during the second song of a lapdance set. Like the rest of New England (or perhaps all of striperdom), there are too many fake boobs, but they clearly have their fans. Nearly all the dancers are fluent in English, and a generally pretty interesting. They don't scan IDs, and typically the only danger here is smelling of perfume when you get home. Upstairs rooms are very comfortable with a full length sofa that's long enough to lie down on and an arm chair with in leather. 30 minute rooms are $100 to the house, and whatever you negotiate with the dancer. Dancers will invariably ask for $300, but my experience is that there is price flexibility.

My most recent visit had the following: a very cute blonde who's been at the club a lot more recently. She didn't take off her bottoms on stage, hung out with the bartender, and her approach was just "would you like a dance?" Had she asked for a drink, sat down, or gotten naked on stage, I would have been "heck yes," but having had a mediocre experience with her once before, I decided to pass. An African American spinner that is as hot as they come, but she was otherwise engaged. Notably, she danced to Maps. Two slim late 20s girls with red hair: one day shift and one night shift. The night shift one is always in demand, and the day shift one disappeared right at 7. Two new-to-me slim African American girls. Neither one approached or sat in the single chairs by the wall, so I can't speak to their dances. Three white and one hispanic MILF, all four had fake boobs. The hispanic MILF in particular did a good job of offering customers dances, and didn't suffer from the "dressing room lock" (like couch lock, but in a dressing room) that I'll describe below. A glamorous blonde, and an very hot, tall, thin dancer with dirty blonde hair that has a neat poll trick where she removes her panties such that they end up looped around the poll. A very thin caucasian brunette spinner with excellent music selection, but her dances are hit or miss. An Asian girl (day shift) that gives good dances, has a nice stage show, and tends to have a full dance card. A new-to-me blonde who gives a naughty dance in the common area below the stage. She seems interesting, but her approach is drive by "wanna dance" instead of the traditional BC conversation first.