Reviews by blahblahblahs

I stopped by for the Christmas party, which was a rare afternoon opening. Layout details: bathroom is immediately to the left of the entrance and clean by strip club standards. There is a small...

There are only two clubs in NH, and the other is up near Canada. The recent price hikes makes this one of the most expensive clubs in New England. Between the prices and...

There just aren't that many clubs in North Eastern PA/the Poconos that aren't creepy. I'm not sure if this qualifies as one or not. I'm going to start with the stage show because it...

This review has three important updates over recent ones. First, I was told by a dancer that management has taken care of the song clippings, and that songs are back to a good length....

At the time of this writing, Boardroom's all the way up to #4 on the TUSCL top 40 with nearby Desire being the only USA club ahead of it. There is no doubt...

This is a mediocre club in a city of mediocre clubs. Scarlet's isn't all bad, but I haven't been to another club that did so much to make their customers uncomfortable. By blocking off...

I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday night. There was a single car in the parking lot, but I hoped that it either belonged to a dancer or they were parked elsewhere. However, this...

Street parking was easy to come by. There was also a dedicated parking lot, but I wasn't sure how it works (in turns out you just park in it, no valet or charge), so...

A year ago (fall 2023) Kittens was in rare form and rivaled the best non-extras clubs in New England. However, on a visit in late Spring I found that they were clipping songs...

This club is in the suburban sprawl south of Montreal, but the culture is firmly Quebecois. It is advertised from billboards on the highways, but still a bit tricky to find the access...

Let's say, just for a moment, that your wife discovered your strip club habit and wanted to know how you possibly spent so much money at a club, while you continue to insist that...

PT's was shutdown for prostitution for two weeks earlier this year. I was told by a dancer that the club was very unlucky and vice went directly to the too most open girls. ...

I visited on a warm summer evening. $10 cover because of the holiday, but only $5 some weekdays. They check id. Microbrews were $5. Location: lot's of homeless people keeping to themselves. Very...

From what I can tell from my visits to Quebec clubs, boobie joints play a different role than they do in the States. At least on weekend nights, they are full of large mixed...

Casa Diablo is famous for three things: $2 bills, Vegan food, and explicit stage shows. They $2 bills were ubiquitous, I only tried a vegan cookie, and while the stage show was excellent, it...

Before buying a dance here, consider this: at the time of this writing, it is cheaper to rent a car in Bend, pay for a cheap motel in Springfield (2+ hour drive), and get...

I'm hesitant about submitting this at all, as I'm unable to provide details on dance quality. However, reviews are so few and far between that I'd like to share what little I know. This...

Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards,...

Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but they have...

This covers two visits and perhaps you can learn from my mistakes. Layout: security downstairs on the street. Go up a set of stairs, $10 to the bouncer to get in. The stage is...

Trigger warnings: this PL made dumb decisions and this place provides a terrible value. This place is Portland's version of a Cheers replica bar--right down to the crappy price/value proposition. It has associations...

I arrived just before last call, but the waitress was so distracted that I never got my drink. They are open till 4 on the weekends, and was wondering how they keep customers...

I'll start with a warning: they scan your ID and retain it "just a few months in our own system." MA does NOT have laws governing how they store or use this data (unlike...

Came here on a Monday after Foxy was dead. It is near a home depot, so that is your excuse for being in the area. Park in the back. I'm not...