Reviews by blahblahblahs

I had previously avoided this club for no particularly good reason, but after leaving nearby Wandas, which was a disaster on this evening, I wasn't ready to call it a night. I wasn't in the…

TL/DR: one of the better rural clubs I've been to. Dancer quality has significantly improved. $20/song CAD with no "per trip back" cost unlike Montreal clubs. When I arrived, the door guy asked me…

The layout is well covered, but I will take time to complain that the men's room often lacks soap, and has no way to dry your hands. Others suggest using a promo shirt as a…

Some basics that aren't always covered in reviews of this place. It is two clubs in one: a topless club that is open from lunch until last call (somewhere between 1:30 and 2) and…

TL/DR: Best dance experience of any MTL club I've visited. Expensive by Quebec standards, but still a great value compared to clubs in the States. The bouncer was a dick. . Logistics: Great subway and bike…

On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…

I have a bit of a soft spot for Golden Banana, so it pains me to provide this update. Logistics: Route 1 North behind a Gulf station just before the 95 North ramp. There…

There was no cover nor was there a mandatory tip to be seated, but there was a $13 CAD coat check fee, and once you tip the toonie you are at $15. I suppose that…

I stopped by for the Christmas party, which was a rare afternoon opening. Layout details: bathroom is immediately to the left of the entrance and clean by strip club standards. There is a small stage…

There are only two clubs in NH, and the other is up near Canada. The recent price hikes makes this one of the most expensive clubs in New England. Between the prices and the…

There just aren't that many clubs in North Eastern PA/the Poconos that aren't creepy. I'm not sure if this qualifies as one or not. I'm going to start with the stage show because it offers…

This review has three important updates over recent ones. First, I was told by a dancer that management has taken care of the song clippings, and that songs are back to a good length. I…

At the time of this writing, Boardroom's all the way up to #4 on the TUSCL top 40 with nearby Desire being the only USA club ahead of it. There is no doubt that…

This is a mediocre club in a city of mediocre clubs. Scarlet's isn't all bad, but I haven't been to another club that did so much to make their customers uncomfortable. By blocking off almost…

I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday night. There was a single car in the parking lot, but I hoped that it either belonged to a dancer or they were parked elsewhere. However, this place…

Street parking was easy to come by. There was also a dedicated parking lot, but I wasn't sure how it works (in turns out you just park in it, no valet or charge), so I…

A year ago (fall 2023) Kittens was in rare form and rivaled the best non-extras clubs in New England. However, on a visit in late Spring I found that they were clipping songs to…

This club is in the suburban sprawl south of Montreal, but the culture is firmly Quebecois. It is advertised from billboards on the highways, but still a bit tricky to find the access road,…

Let's say, just for a moment, that your wife discovered your strip club habit and wanted to know how you possibly spent so much money at a club, while you continue to insist that it…

PT's was shutdown for prostitution for two weeks earlier this year. I was told by a dancer that the club was very unlucky and vice went directly to the too most open girls.…

I visited on a warm summer evening. $10 cover because of the holiday, but only $5 some weekdays. They check id. Microbrews were $5. Location: lot's of homeless people keeping to themselves. Very close…

From what I can tell from my visits to Quebec clubs, boobie joints play a different role than they do in the States. At least on weekend nights, they are full of large mixed crowds,…

Casa Diablo is famous for three things: $2 bills, Vegan food, and explicit stage shows. They $2 bills were ubiquitous, I only tried a vegan cookie, and while the stage show was excellent, it was…

Before buying a dance here, consider this: at the time of this writing, it is cheaper to rent a car in Bend, pay for a cheap motel in Springfield (2+ hour drive), and get a…

I'm hesitant about submitting this at all, as I'm unable to provide details on dance quality. However, reviews are so few and far between that I'd like to share what little I know. This visit…