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published 6 days ago
Club Downtown
1200 Rue Sainte-Catherine O Montreal QC H3B 1K6
The barenaked ladies wrote a song about this place.
I had previously avoided this club for no particularly good reason, but after leaving nearby Wandas, which was a disaster on this evening, I wasn't ready to call it a night. I wasn't in the…
published 1 mo ago
Chez Diane
79 Rue Principale Saint-Georges-de-Clarenceville, QC J0J 1B0
Jack le borgne
TL/DR: one of the better rural clubs I've been to. Dancer quality has significantly improved. $20/song CAD with no "per trip back" cost unlike Montreal clubs. When I arrived, the door guy asked me…
published 3 mos ago
Boardroom Cabaret
265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301
The existential anxiety of the in between hour.
The layout is well covered, but I will take time to complain that the men's room often lacks soap, and has no way to dry your hands. Others suggest using a promo shirt as a…
published 3 mos ago
Mynx Cabaret Hartford
145 West Service Rd Hartford, CT
Pretty faces but too many fake boobs
Some basics that aren't always covered in reviews of this place. It is two clubs in one: a topless club that is open from lunch until last call (somewhere between 1:30 and 2) and…
published 6 mos ago
Kingdom
1417 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S8 Canada
Who's kingdom is it anyway?
TL/DR: Best dance experience of any MTL club I've visited. Expensive by Quebec standards, but still a great value compared to clubs in the States. The bouncer was a dick. . Logistics: Great subway and bike…
published 6 mos ago
Cafe Cleopatra
1230 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada
Possibly the best value on the East Coast
On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…
published 6 mos ago
Golden Banana
151 Newbury St Peabody, MA 01960
Going through a rough patch.
I have a bit of a soft spot for Golden Banana, so it pains me to provide this update. Logistics: Route 1 North behind a Gulf station just before the 95 North ramp. There…
published 9 mos ago
Club Wandas
1458 De La Montagne Montreal, QC H3G 2R9
wicked enchantment
There was no cover nor was there a mandatory tip to be seated, but there was a $13 CAD coat check fee, and once you tip the toonie you are at $15. I suppose that…
published 10 mos ago
Rhode Island Dolls
579 Front Street Woonsocket, RI 02895
Someday you will ache like I ache
I stopped by for the Christmas party, which was a rare afternoon opening. Layout details: bathroom is immediately to the left of the entrance and clean by strip club standards. There is a small stage…
published 10 mos ago
Millennium Cabaret
390 S River Rd Bedford, NH 03110
At least the bathroom was clean.
There are only two clubs in NH, and the other is up near Canada. The recent price hikes makes this one of the most expensive clubs in New England. Between the prices and the…
published 12 mos ago
Pleasure Dome
101 Ice Lake Rd White Haven, PA 18661
Where r/stripper and TUSCL find a compromise
There just aren't that many clubs in North Eastern PA/the Poconos that aren't creepy. I'm not sure if this qualifies as one or not. I'm going to start with the stage show because it offers…
published 1 yr ago
Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
99 Bridge Rd Salisbury, MA 01952
three updates
This review has three important updates over recent ones. First, I was told by a dancer that management has taken care of the song clippings, and that songs are back to a good length. I…
published 1 yr ago
Boardroom Cabaret
265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301
A dissenting opinion
At the time of this writing, Boardroom's all the way up to #4 on the TUSCL top 40 with nearby Desire being the only USA club ahead of it. There is no doubt that…
published 1 yr ago
Scarlett's Cabaret Denver
4451 E Virginia Ave Denver, CO 80246
A sea of empty "reserved" tables
This is a mediocre club in a city of mediocre clubs. Scarlet's isn't all bad, but I haven't been to another club that did so much to make their customers uncomfortable. By blocking off almost…
published 1 yr ago
The G Spot
1866 Tomhicken Rd Sugarloaf, PA 18249
one car
I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday night. There was a single car in the parking lot, but I hoped that it either belonged to a dancer or they were parked elsewhere. However, this place…
published 1 yr ago
Roxxies
324 E Railway Ave Paterson, NJ 07503
Good grind, but the wrong kind of footsie.
Street parking was easy to come by. There was also a dedicated parking lot, but I wasn't sure how it works (in turns out you just park in it, no valet or charge), so I…
published 1 yr ago
Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
99 Bridge Rd Salisbury, MA 01952
Fuck you Kitty, you're gonna spend the night outside.
A year ago (fall 2023) Kittens was in rare form and rivaled the best non-extras clubs in New England. However, on a visit in late Spring I found that they were clipping songs to…
published 1 yr ago
Rendez-Vous 10-35
3000 Chem. Brunelle Carignan, QC J3L 0L3, Canada
un chaud tête rouge
This club is in the suburban sprawl south of Montreal, but the culture is firmly Quebecois. It is advertised from billboards on the highways, but still a bit tricky to find the access road,…
published 1 yr ago
Shotgun Willie's
490 S Colorado Blvd Glendale, CO 80246
Take your wife.
Let's say, just for a moment, that your wife discovered your strip club habit and wanted to know how you possibly spent so much money at a club, while you continue to insist that it…
published 1 yr ago
PT's Showclub Denver
1601 W Evans Ave Denver, CO 80223
First Review Since they were busted.
PT's was shutdown for prostitution for two weeks earlier this year. I was told by a dancer that the club was very unlucky and vice went directly to the too most open girls.…
published 1 yr ago
Club Rouge
403 SW Harvey Milk St Portland, OR 97204
Avoid Nix
I visited on a warm summer evening. $10 cover because of the holiday, but only $5 some weekdays. They check id. Microbrews were $5. Location: lot's of homeless people keeping to themselves. Very close…
published 1 yr ago
Chez Paree
1258 Rue Stanley Montréal, QC H3B 2S7
Expensive Eye Candy
From what I can tell from my visits to Quebec clubs, boobie joints play a different role than they do in the States. At least on weekend nights, they are full of large mixed crowds,…
published 1 yr ago
Casa Diablo Original Blood
2839 NW St Helens Rd Portland, OR 97210
No Vampires here
Casa Diablo is famous for three things: $2 bills, Vegan food, and explicit stage shows. They $2 bills were ubiquitous, I only tried a vegan cookie, and while the stage show was excellent, it was…
published 1 yr ago
Stars Cabaret Bend
197 NE 3rd St Bend, OR 97701
Only good for stage shows and drinks.
Before buying a dance here, consider this: at the time of this writing, it is cheaper to rent a car in Bend, pay for a cheap motel in Springfield (2+ hour drive), and get a…
published 1 yr ago
Magic Tavern
2460 NW 24th Ave Portland, OR 97210
Basic Details
I'm hesitant about submitting this at all, as I'm unable to provide details on dance quality. However, reviews are so few and far between that I'd like to share what little I know. This visit…
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