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Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
Salisbury, MA
I continue to view Kittens as an underrated gem. The main thing that sets Kittens apart is vibe and pacing. Unlike Boardroom, Golden Banana, Tens, or Desire, the best looking dancers actually spend time on…
blahblahblahs· 3 mos agolast: 3 mos ago 12 1Foxy Lady
Providence, RI
The club feels in decline. Once upon a time, this was the sort of place that I looked for excuses to go to: reliably awesome grinds from hot girls who were also fun to talk…
blahblahblahs· 5 mos agolast: 5 mos ago 3 6Wonderland
Providence, RI
This is the only RI club that doesn't have good coverage on TUSCL. After a decidedly underwhelming visit to Desire, I figured, "what the hell, let's see what that Wonderland is like." There…
blahblahblahs· 6 mos agolast: 4 mos ago 17 4Bar Downtown
Montréal, QC
I had previously avoided this club for no particularly good reason, but after leaving nearby Wandas, which was a disaster on this evening, I wasn't ready to call it a night. I wasn't in the…
blahblahblahs· 8 mos ago 10Chez Diane
Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, QC
TL/DR: one of the better rural clubs I've been to. Dancer quality has significantly improved. $20/song CAD with no "per trip back" cost unlike Montreal clubs. When I arrived, the door guy asked me…
blahblahblahs· 9 mos agolast: 9 mos ago 1 3Boardroom Cabaret
Brockton, MA
The layout is well covered, but I will take time to complain that the men's room often lacks soap, and has no way to dry your hands. Others suggest using a promo shirt as a…
blahblahblahs· 11 mos agolast: 11 mos ago 3 1Mynx Cabaret Hartford
Hartford, CT
Some basics that aren't always covered in reviews of this place. It is two clubs in one: a topless club that is open from lunch until last call (somewhere between 1:30 and 2) and…
blahblahblahs· 11 mos agolast: 11 mos ago 2 1Kingdom
Montréal, QC
TL/DR: Best dance experience of any MTL club I've visited. Expensive by Quebec standards, but still a great value compared to clubs in the States. The bouncer was a dick. . Logistics: Great subway and bike…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 9 1Cafe Cleopatra
Montréal, QC
On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr ago 6Golden Banana
Peabody, MA
I have a bit of a soft spot for Golden Banana, so it pains me to provide this update. Logistics: Route 1 North behind a Gulf station just before the 95 North ramp. There…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 6Club Wandas
Montréal, QC
There was no cover nor was there a mandatory tip to be seated, but there was a $13 CAD coat check fee, and once you tip the toonie you are at $15. I suppose that…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 10 1Rhode Island Dolls
Woonsocket, RI
I stopped by for the Christmas party, which was a rare afternoon opening. Layout details: bathroom is immediately to the left of the entrance and clean by strip club standards. There is a small stage…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 6Millennium Cabaret
Bedford, NH
There are only two clubs in NH, and the other is up near Canada. The recent price hikes makes this one of the most expensive clubs in New England. Between the prices and the…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 3 1Pleasure Dome
White Haven, PA
There just aren't that many clubs in North Eastern PA/the Poconos that aren't creepy. I'm not sure if this qualifies as one or not. I'm going to start with the stage show because it offers…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 3Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
Salisbury, MA
This review has three important updates over recent ones. First, I was told by a dancer that management has taken care of the song clippings, and that songs are back to a good length. I…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 4 2Boardroom Cabaret
Brockton, MA
At the time of this writing, Boardroom's all the way up to #4 on the TUSCL top 40 with nearby Desire being the only USA club ahead of it. There is no doubt that…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 14Scarlett's Cabaret Denver
Denver, CO
This is a mediocre club in a city of mediocre clubs. Scarlet's isn't all bad, but I haven't been to another club that did so much to make their customers uncomfortable. By blocking off almost…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 1The G Spot
Sugarloaf, PA
I arrived around 10:00 on a Thursday night. There was a single car in the parking lot, but I hoped that it either belonged to a dancer or they were parked elsewhere. However, this place…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 2Roxxies
Paterson, NJ
Street parking was easy to come by. There was also a dedicated parking lot, but I wasn't sure how it works (in turns out you just park in it, no valet or charge), so I…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 3Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
Salisbury, MA
A year ago (fall 2023) Kittens was in rare form and rivaled the best non-extras clubs in New England. However, on a visit in late Spring I found that they were clipping songs to…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr ago 2Rendez-Vous 10-35
Chambly, QC
This club is in the suburban sprawl south of Montreal, but the culture is firmly Quebecois. It is advertised from billboards on the highways, but still a bit tricky to find the access road,…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr ago 10Shotgun Willie's
Glendale, CO
Let's say, just for a moment, that your wife discovered your strip club habit and wanted to know how you possibly spent so much money at a club, while you continue to insist that it…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 4PT's Showclub Denver
Denver, CO
PT's was shutdown for prostitution for two weeks earlier this year. I was told by a dancer that the club was very unlucky and vice went directly to the too most open girls.…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 4Club Rouge
Portland, OR
I visited on a warm summer evening. $10 cover because of the holiday, but only $5 some weekdays. They check id. Microbrews were $5. Location: lot's of homeless people keeping to themselves. Very close…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 3Chez Paree
Montréal, QC
From what I can tell from my visits to Quebec clubs, boobie joints play a different role than they do in the States. At least on weekend nights, they are full of large mixed crowds,…
blahblahblahs· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 6
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