Comments by Lex Luthor

I heard the owner is an insufferable douche. It must be from the lack of animal fats in his diet. Up to $1,000 withdrawal and only charging the customer a $3.95 transaction fee sounds smart, though. I never understood why so many strip clubs charge a high fee and have a low withdrawal limit with their ATMs. It ticks people off to the point that they don't use them, so less money is spent in the club. Excellent review.

Desire doesn't have showers or bidets?? That's bad enough at a place where no extras take place. At a place where they take place all the time, it should be mandatory. Dancers should at least use wipes. Unfortunately, some women have pussies that never smell good. Excellent review.

Excellent review. I was hoping it would be more like Boardroom (price wise) than Cadillac.

"Lap dances are $30 per song but for $100 you can get 3 dances.". Why does anyone promote this as good? No thanks, I'll take 3 for $90 instead.

I have to admit, when I read the the video's title, "Gentlemen's Club Refund Request Takes an Unexpected Turn", I thought the guy was going to tell the cops the stripper promised to blow and/or fuck him for that amount, and because she didn't, he wanted his money back. Then, I expected him to be arrested for soliciting prostitution.

You're evil, Elmer. My brother-in-law did that to his stepfather 25 years ago. Still laughs about it to this day.

If it would make me as intelligent as Clarence Thomas, too, then the answer is yes.

The reviews make it out to be a jerkoff joint.

Nice that you tipped at the stage. Too many don't.

Skibum is correct. Clinton is a rapist and Kennedy was a killer, and all Democrats loved both of them. Worse than both of those, Obama liked getting his cock sucked by men.

They're not comparing themselves to Desire in Providence. No club in Massachusetts can do that. Looks like they're marketing their club as a high-end option in Mass. I did see some photos that looked like there might be privacy curtains for their VIP rooms, but I bet there's cameras in there to keep anything serious from taking place. Massachusetts is not like Providence. Patrons just touching dancers is not supposed to be allowed, though most clubs ignore those regulations in order to stay in business.

@Puddy Tat They're not necessary or good for people. They are pumped out by the pharmaceutical companies to make filthy amounts of money. They're dangerous to people's long-term health. https://youtube.com/shorts/ygdxz057KM0?si=TfJ1cFkZPtduYro_

Those are scam drugs. All that dancers need to do is get on a keto or carnivore diet. It's easy to keep the weight off if you eat properly. Also, the clubs need to raise their standards when it comes to hiring. If I owned a club, I wouldn't hire out of shape or unattractive dancers because it would make my club look bad. Strippers are supposed to be hot.

I've seen dancers in here that would have had a hard time making money hooking on the street, so it could have been worse.

Nope

Every dancer I've ever come across who makes good money wants to be an independent contractor. The only dancers who want to be on payroll are the ones who make shit money. And those dancers need to get out of the business. These lawyers aren't suing because they care about the well-being of the dancers, they're suing to enrich themselves.

Where the only real winners are the lawyers/law firms who bring these lawsuits.

Guys writing "Dear Penthouse" letters and calling them reviews. I don't need a play-by-play review of everything you did with a dancer.

You can see the stabbing here. https://www.wsfa.com/2024/12/14/like-she-was-possessed-by-demon-stripper-accused-stabbing-dj-strip-club/ Guess that's what happens if you don't give a dancer enough stage time or play her songs.

Watch and learn. https://youtu.be/Q-ZyOHCni8U?si=jRNYI3qOsKNKxr1G

Another interesting story. https://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/31696/valet_service_ceo_gets_17_months_for_defrauding_strip_club_titan_alan_markovitz Most guys who are in the strip club business or associated with it seem to be pulling some kind of shenanigans. Most will never be caught.

Biden will probably blanket pardon his brother and any other family members who were part of their multimillion dollar influence peddling schemes before he leaves office. That will kill any investigations into such matters.

Mark Dice has a good video on this. Keep in mind Biden weaponized the Justice Department to go after his and the left's political enemies. He is and always has been a nasty douche. https://youtu.be/Wjhg_xJ2DtI?si=ZnEfYP8pFbgxVA_y

Most of the prices and info you put in your reviews does seem accurate, but some will be incorrect because you do quick in-and-out strip club stops. When you hit up multiple strip clubs in one night, you're not going to get everything right, and people who read your reviews know that. It's good overall info, though.

I'd give her the Max Hardcore treatment for showing disrespect to our great orange leader.