Post-racial eh?

Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.

1/5/2025 5:41:57 PM

Suppose your doctor tells you there's a new pill that will cut your skin cancer risk by more than 90%. The one side effect is it will make you as dark as Clarence Thomas. Do you take it?

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twentyfive

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3 days ago

Will it make you handsome as Idris Elba too?

ilbbaicnl

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2 days ago

@25 gene editing would likely be involved, but not that advanced.

Lex Luthor

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2 days ago

If it would make me as intelligent as Clarence Thomas, too, then the answer is yes.

twentyfive

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2 days ago

^ don’t you mean “Long Dong Silver”

nicespice

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2 days ago

If I can negotiate cutting breast and lung and colon (is that the one rising for those below 40 years old?) cancer as well, then I’ll make that deal. Otherwise, probably not

ilbbaicnl

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2 days ago

It would deactivate the I-can-never-follow-the-thread-premise gene.

ilbbaicnl

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2 days ago

BTW, on average, there is a 20% chance of getting skin cancer. The lighter your skin is, the higher the risk.

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