Suppose your doctor tells you there's a new pill that will cut your skin cancer risk by more than 90%. The one side effect is it will make you as dark as Clarence Thomas. Do you take it?
Suppose your doctor tells you there's a new pill that will cut your skin cancer risk by more than 90%. The one side effect is it will make you as dark as Clarence Thomas. Do you take it?
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Will it make you handsome as Idris Elba too?
@25 gene editing would likely be involved, but not that advanced.
If it would make me as intelligent as Clarence Thomas, too, then the answer is yes.
^ don’t you mean “Long Dong Silver”
If I can negotiate cutting breast and lung and colon (is that the one rising for those below 40 years old?) cancer as well, then I’ll make that deal. Otherwise, probably not
It would deactivate the I-can-never-follow-the-thread-premise gene.
BTW, on average, there is a 20% chance of getting skin cancer. The lighter your skin is, the higher the risk.
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