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9 months ago
Buddy, you lost me with the $30 wine ficha, but you won me back with declaring your half burrito at customs. As for paying $200 for the18 year old, I am okay with that. You only live once. Buy for $200 you can have three eighteen year olds in Monterrey; four in Merida.
review comment
9 months ago
Good review. I remember Sunny. We had a long conversation in a VIP booth and she told me she just loves dancing and drinking beer for fun and the tips are just icing on the top. She has no interest in going upstairs to fuck. I agree with Putatester. She’s probably hooked up with one of the waiters or managers.
- Quality down but prices are up!
You tipped the limo driver $10? I argued with my taxi driver over being charged $10 for a three minute ride and didn’t tip him a peso. And you gave a maesero $20? It’s not that hard to walk through the club and find your type. Some people just like throwing money away, and then complaining about the cost.
- Must visit multiple times if living in Southern California...
As for eating at HK restaurant Azul, why? The best taco stand in Mexico is half a block around the corner to your left outside the south(main) entrance.
- Must visit multiple times if living in Southern California...
Hiking up the rates for those of us already living off retirement incomes. Just a few years ago I was paying HK girls $60. Only newly turned out eighteen year olds were asking for 100.
- The Ultimate Bacchanalian Monger's Paradise, Part III
Devil Dawg just saw your comment regarding travel to Monterrey. I will cut and paste my tips from another site, hopefully it’s useful.
If you live in Texas or surrounding states like me, and are used to going to Tijuana or Costa Rica for your young Latina fix, you really should consider Monterrey. The prices for girls there just can’t be beat. It’s a bustling big city with all the tourists amenities, and if you stay close to the center of the city, you can walk to most of the strip clubs, massage parlors and brothels. It goes with out saying that all of this is perfectly legal. And I’ve always felt safe here. Just a little Spanish will get you by. The hotels in the area are 35-50:dollars a night.
The trick is getting there, and I’ve solved that problem for you. it’s hard to get a direct flight into Monterrey, you usually have to change planes in Mexico City. I had thought about just driving in from San Antonio, but there are drawbacks. For one there is a $36 vehicle import fee, for another you have to buy supplemental auto insurance because your US policy will only cover you 25 miles inland. Sanborns quoted me $96 for five days. Thirdly,all the roads from the border are toll roads with frequent stops. Finally, You pass through Tamaulipas to get there, which is cartel territory. I drive a classic Mercedes’ Benz convertible, it’s just not worth the risk.
The autobus is the way to go. You park your car in a secured fenced lot right at the pedestrian bridge in either McAllen or Laredo. In McAllen it’s seven dollars a night. Then walk across the pedestrian bridge, find Centro de Autobuses on Maps and walk or taxi half a mile to the bus terminal. There are buses leaving every hour or so all day long. Wear a backpack instead of carrying a suitcase to make yourself a harder target. You can go on GrupoSenda online and buy your ticket in advance, pay with a credit card, and download a barcode to your phone which lets you walk right on to the bus. By stating that you are a senior, true in my case, the fare was $13 each way. The buses are clean and comfortable with fast Wi-Fi, plenty of legroom, restrooms, and since they run so often, only about a third full. You can throw a couple beers and some snacks for the ride in your backpack. Relax and enjoy the two and a half hour ride and arrive refreshed. You don’t even have to deal with the hour long customs line that you encounter when you fly in on an international flight.
You arrive at the Monterrey Centro de Autobuses, which is walking distance or a short taxi from anywhere you want to go. I’ve stayed at three different hotels. Hotel Plaza de Arcos has rooms with windows, good views,free coffee and breakfast but the Wi-Fi was very slow. Hotel 500 had the best views, but no restaurant so no breakfast or coffee and also slow Wi-Fi. Neither of these hotels has ice or a refrigerator. Hotel Plaza Arteaga is across the street from Cielos, two blocks from Club Matehuala and five blocks from Cleops, the best brothel in town. Its Wi-Fi worked well in January. The hotels are pretty crowded with migrants waiting to get transported to the border (you should have seen the line for free breakfast at Plaza de Arcos), so I don’t know about now. It also has a nice little cafe with pay for breakfast. But none of the rooms have windows so there’s no natural light in them. Again, there are lots of single men in their 20-30s just loitering around the lobby and entrances of most hotels. They all have new sneakers, clean clothes and cellphones. I won’t even speculate on who’s paying for all this.
For the first time I traveled to Monterrey by way of Laredo and from San Antonio this saves you 200 miles and four hours travel time as opposed to going through McAllen. The only drawback is that it costs more to park at the pedestrian bridge in Laredo and the bus terminal is three miles from the bridge so you must take a cab, which costs an extra $5. In McAllen you can park in a fenced lot for $7 a day and walk to the bus terminal. In Laredo I paid $18 a day to park at Las Posadas hotel in a covered garage with security. Very expensive but I have found any overnight parking in downtown Laredo under $15. In both Laredo and McAllen, you take a Grupo Senda bus for a straight shot nonstop 2 1/2 hour bus ride to Monterrey. The bus fare is $13 each way for seniors snd $25 for you young guys. Either way, the buses are more comfortable and more convenient than any airline I've ever flown and they leave every hour. Phone chargers, free WiFi snd bring your own beer and snacks. If you haven't gone to Monterrey by autobus yet, you're behind the curve. Everything you need is within walking distance of the bus terminal, which feels like an airport but without TSA. Hotels are $30-40. Meals are $3-5. And the girls are out of this world. What are you waiting for?
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EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Well written Sir. I was there last week and we may have crossed paths . Unlike you, I arrived at Mexican customs when a group of eight middle aged Chinese nationals was attempting to enter. Only one booth open. While waiting I had to fill out a form and it took nearly half an hour to get past. Long line behind me when the Chinese finally cleared. I was also unlucky enough that the Shuttle was not there and learned the taxis are now charging ten dollars for the three minutes ride to Zona Norte. It was five last year. As for Hong Kong itself, nothing beats watching two girls pump each other with a double sided dildo from two feet away, except maybe for watching them launder their money afterwards on the glass wall enclosing the Jacuzzi. The last four times I’ve gone upstairs with a girl at HK, she was fresh out of the water and dripping wet. Just like I like them.
- Chicago Club report and a rant on meseros
Buck, I’ve never tried to take a bar girl anywhere besides the designated hotel for the bar. Most agencies will not send girls to private residences including Airbnb. I did exchange some messages with some independent girls who were willing to come to my place, but never worked anything out. Hey, are you still coaching Georgia Tech like you were when Tom Wolfe wrote A Man in Full?
- Chicago Club report and a rant on meseros
Putatester, your well made point reminds me of one of my most frequent observations about Mexico, that’s is that everyone is working. Organ grinders with monkeys, all the gas stations are fully staffed with attendants. Broke people are hawking useless merchandise to make a few pesos. Shoeshine on every corner. Children selling candy. Even old blind people and amputees are singing on busy street corners for pocket change. It’s really quite admirable. Unlike the US, the government doesn’t pay tens of millions of people to do nothing. Mexico actually works as a society in a lot of ways that the US does not anymore. I never fear crime even walking the streets of run down neighborhoods because there is a large police presence everywhere, and they are armed to the teeth. Public transportation is efficient and danger free. I love Mexico for more than the available of pretty young girls at low prices. I’ve told my sons that if I’m no longer around, and the shit hits the fan, head south. I’ve heard great things about Panama and Uruguay among others. But Mexico is close and convenient. And mark my words ,the shit will hit the fan here. The elites are dying to start a racial civil war.
- Chicago Club report and a rant on meseros
That's all new information to me. Thanks for enlightening me. Ive never been able to understand why these clubs have so many more that common sense would seem to dictate. They're paying to work there and just trying to make a buck. But I still consider them a nuisance.
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Good review. I’m heading to Tijuana on the 19th and seriously considering spending time in Chicago Club and foregoing Hong Kong altogether. I don’t like the direction HK is heading and felt ripped by the hotel staff and constantly harassed by the girls and waiters when I went last year. Classic rock instead of nonstop ganster rap sounds so like the clincher.
- Aurora, Oz and Rose
What I wouldn’t do to have young Bernadette Peters. Back when she was with Steve Martin, the lucky bastard.
- First time visitor to TJ
Wait just a fucking minute! Hong Kong is charging a cover now? The girls were not overly pushy? Are you sure you were in Hong Kong? I’m going to Tijuana 9/19 and I will verify. Anyone need a wingman for a four day TJ fling? I speak Spanish and know my way around that town.
- The Ultimate Bacchanalian Monger's Paradise, Part II
Okay Ron, I’ve read all your reviews. Thanks for the great amount of detail and tips and advice. But friend, you spent a lot of money. I guess you can afford it. But a lot of it seems wasteful extravagance to someone like me who tries to budget and save where I can. The three times I’ve gone to TJ, all within the last five years, I’ve stayed a week and had 10-14 girls. Most of them streetwalkers willing to give BBBJ for 35-50 dollars. I’ve had my share of Arribas with HK girls, I’m partial to soaking wet ones fresh out of the bathtub with wet hair and a bucket of wet money. But man, don’t eat at the Azul; walk a few blocks to Caesars or Guseppis. And for gods sake, don’t stay at Cascadas where the rooms have no windows and the noise will keep you up all night. There are plenty of fine hotels a five minute walk away for less than $60 a night. Otherwise, kudos to you for the great reviews.
- The Ultimate Bacchanalian Monger's Paradise, Part III
I got Sentri as a bonus benefit on a new credit card a few years ago. I had to get fingerprinted and sit for a proforma interview. But after spending two hours crossing into San Ysidro I said never again. Last trip I walked past a line of people a mile long in five minutes and was through US customs in another five minutes. It seems like you are a pretty free spender, but for gods sakes don’t take cabs from the border to the airport. Just get on the train that runs every fifteen minutes and you’ll be at the airport in a hour for two dollars. Great info, but I doubt I’ll return to TJ again since I’ve discovered Monterrey. Threesomes for $50. Hour long bareback sessions with nineteen year olds for $75. Merida is great as well. Mexico City has its charms once you figure out the metro system. Planning on Oaxaca this October.
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SalaoLikeSantiagoI know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
I've stayed at the Tiquan and really liked it but its five minutes walking time farther from the Zona than Caesars, which is my preference now. Tiquan costs a bit more, and I stayed there five nights before I learned that I had been passing up free breakfast in the dining room every day. You are correct in that all the agency girls will readily come to either hotel. I might not be going to Tijuana much anymore, since I've discovered Monterrey, and Merida on the Yucatan. In both cities, $100 American will go alot farther than in Tijuana. I've had threesomes, 18-19years olds, and pregnant or lactating girls for $50-75. Not big tourist traps, so girls are more flexible. Most will offer oral without condoms for an extra ten bucks. I had a hard time getting BBBJ in Tijuana last year.
- World of dreams
When I first start visiting HK in 2017, most girls would go for $60; only the 10s and the 18 year olds held out for $100. The room itself was $17. And you could print out coupons for free beers and half price private dances from the website. Flights toSan Diego under 100. Trump was Prez. Gas was $1.80. I miss those days. Fucking Covid hoax ruined everything.
review comment
2 years ago
Excellent review, and I agree with the sentiments expressed. I doubt I will return to HK after visiting the rest of Mexico and paying pesos rather than dollars. My problem with HK is the volume and I mean that in both senses. There are too many people inside, and it is much too loud. There is no place else I know to see the lesbian foam and hot tub shows. But I cannot stand the loudness of the place, music, flashing lights, screaming DJs and waiters create sensory overload. I’m always glad to walk out the door and return to the relative peace and serenity of Zona Norte with its food stands, taxis and paraditas.
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2 years ago
Bravo. Great review almost makes me want to return to Tijuana. But I’ve recently discovered that in Mexico City, Monterrey and especially Merida on the Yucatán, the girls are just as hot and sexy, and your dollars go a lot further with them when converted into pesos at 18-1. I had great sex for $25, pregnant teenagers for $50, and threesomes for less than $100. Three weeks in three cities, 32 Chicas in 38 arribas, because some I went back to a second, third or fourth time (Scarlett at Cleops in Monterrey). No sessions were more enjoyable than those where the girls themselves had vocal and visible orgasms. I had two girls that dispensed with the condom midsession. But nothing like your squirter. Again, Bravo. Care to share her contact info?
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2 years ago
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SalaoLikeSantiagoI know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
Good review and pretty accurate based on my own experience in about a dozen visits. Who is this pendejo adjudicator who tabbed your review a shill or ad for the club? My own strategy is to keep moving around the club until I lock eyes with the one chica I just cannot let get away. After two horrible experiences with front desk personnel, I would never stay at Cascadas again. There are decent clean comfortable hotels a five minute walk away (Caesars for one for about fifty). A tip to newbies, talk up a girl who's just getting out of a lesbian hot tub show there. She's dripping wet and primed for action from all the attention. And flush with cash already with a five gallon paint bucket ful of wet singles and a few fives. These girls have proven to be my best bets at HK. They're already naked and ready for action. Ant most of the girls don't participate in these shows so you get only the really DTF ones.
review comment
2 years ago
Unlike Tijuana, I never encountered a strip club girl in Monterrey who was even minimally conversant in English. A rudimentary knowledge of Espanol is necessary for all negotiations, unless you want to use those translation apps on your cellphone. Once you get them in the lap dance booth or back to your hotel,however, no further conversation is necessary.
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2 years ago
There are no safety issues I'm aware of despite recent news. I walked everywhere in Monterrey and was always amongst a lot of people going about their business. I took the metro all over Mexico City and never felt unsafe. The presence of the Guardia Nacional in all public places means young men in uniform everywhere you look. Mexico is safer, day and night, than any large US urban area. Unless you're in cartel controlled areas, which are widely publicized. I rented a car in Merida on the Yucatán for a week and again, I had no safety concerns.
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2 years ago
Its entirely possible she didn't leave because she didn't know and trust me, given that we had just met. As for crossing to save money, I used to walk across the pedestrian bridge and six blocks to a pretty active Boystown back in my younger days, but I wss under the impression that the cartel wars and covid killed the Reynosa boystown. Am I mistaken?
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2 years ago
One of my most memorable experiences was grabbing a young skinny hottie fresh out of the Jacuzzi at HK and taking her to the VIP room to tongue fuck her for about twenty minutes. I had her squealing in delight. I had already had another girl a couple hours before but there is just something irresistible about a wet naked cutie with wet hair. Best DATY of my entire life.
review comment
2 years ago
I didn't make a reservation because I didn't plan to stay at the hotel. It was Saturday night and I could not find a room anywhere. The hotel website lists single room rates at $75, but the manager on duty said they didn't have any available and I would have to get a Jacuzzi suite. They turn rooms over every half hour so there were plenty if rooms. They just knew I was out of options so they took advantage. They are savvy businessmen running that operation.