No booze, but legal weed and full nude.

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, AZ

After a bust of a night at Dream Palace, I decided to check out the hype around Christie’s. I wasn’t disappointed! Outside—there’s a Waffle House next door, that’s pretty great. Saw some of the girls going…

Dream Palace

Tempe, AZ

Monday night, in town for work. I’m bored and want to go to a club, but I’ve got an early morning and don’t feel like going across town. Despite the bad reviews, Dream Palace is…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

I came in with low expectations based on the reviews, but I gotta say—this place was fun! No cover and they gave me my first beer for free for some reason? Sweet, thanks! Now, it’s definitely a…

I went in a couple of weeks before they closed down as I had heard rumors they were going under. Sadly this place has been struggling for a long time and the atmosphere when I…

Good god did I just attend the American heart associations obesity awareness night? Jesus Christ this place is absolutely brimming with obese land whales. when you first arrive there’s the usual ID check. Then you…

Spokane, WA. Wednesday night. You know between Dick's Hamburgers here in Spokane and Dick's Drive in in Seattle, (both unrelated) folks in Washington are eating a lot of Dicks. For good reason the shit is…

Was in Spokane for the night, decided to hit Deja Vu, since there are only two clubs in the area and the reviews I saw made it sound like there were possibilities. As I walked…