No booze, but legal weed and full nude.

For starters, it's the only game in town. So it's got that going for it.

Deja Vu Showgirls in Spokane is located a short cab ride (about $20 and 15 minutes) from downtown, surrounded by car dealerships. I went on a snowy night which seemed to kill the crowds just about everywhere in the city. There were maybe three other patrons there the whole night.

No booze (boooo) but full nude (yaaaay). To be honest, I forgot the total to get in but I want to say it was around $22 and included unlimited sodas. Got a delicious refreshing Diet Coke. Mmmmmmm. Decent size, dark club with a stage up front with a cool mirrored wall behind the pole. Low top tables throughout. Plenty of room that night. It's comfy and feels clean enough. Not high end but not a dive.