- Spent lot of time in the LDA, Tuesday eve
Avoid Athena!
- Inflation has hit the clubs.
Thanks for the Intel. I also wondered whether there were management changes at this club. Turns out it's really been happening.
- Great Afternoon Visit
If this is the same sky I'm thinking of that works at nights - blonde, slim - yeah, probably the rudest and the most GPS, including all clubs in Seattle.
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2 years ago
In some ways, any club that doesn't put any girls on stage after taking a cover charge is also a scam.
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2 years ago
Just a couple of weeks ago, they had about 20 girls working the night shift. Decent eye candy.
I'm not a fan of the $40 per dance either though.
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2 years ago
Thanks for the warning
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2 years ago
Asking for a tip just for approaching you. There are a couple of those bitches at the club.
Preeti smells like pot and cigarettes too. A bit too desperate and pushy for dances. Hangs out in front of the club at times in her robe waiting for the next customer to talk to before he even gets his drink.
Lotus did a headstand between my legs during her dance with her ass right in front of me, but it smelled as if she never wiped. Super disgusting and wanted to end the dance right there.
Kyla's dances are lame. The beginning of the song was interesting with the sensual teases, but it led to nowhere. She managed to not even grind on my lap the entire song.
There could be tons of girls at the club during day shift, and they still wouldn't put any girls on stage. On that front, it's just as bad as Deja Vu Lakecity.
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2 years ago
"Braggadocio"
Funny.
Kittens might be a better choice over Sugars because it's a bigger club with more girls to choose from. Both clubs have the same owner and some girls work at both.
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2 years ago
The staff that work at this club is really one of a kind, managers included. It's so dead all the time and they would take it out on the very few customers that actually visit. Maybe the problem is that they are charging the dancers $100+ per shift and that's keeping them away or frustrated. No dancers, so no customers, so no dancers, so...
The one customer at the club throwing up a few bucks at the stage is not going to cover that $100.
All the clubs in Seattle have been slow - day and night shifts. In my opinion, pay-to-work needs to be low if there's one, and rely a tip-out that's percentage based on what the girls are making. Pandoras' is $40 if I remember correctly.
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2 years ago
There is definitely something off with Gwen Stacy. Talking to her is always weird and just feels as if she's on something.
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2 years ago
Nice detailed review. Informative and entertaining. If Preeti's considered the hottest that day, then it must have been a terrible visit!
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2 years ago
Maybe Entice. The blonde sounds like Madison.
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2 years ago
Nice accurate description of Diamond.
Thanks for the review and intel. Always nice to see posts where the review's focused on the dancers rather than the reviewer.
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2 years ago
So Sapphire's a blonde now. I think she was a red head last time I saw her at the club. Hot, stacked, but GPS and a drive by even on slow nights. Usually hangs out near the entrance of the club where the ATM is. Dance prices are accurate. Limited touching with the $40 and up-sells the $50 but wouldn't say what the $50 dance would be, other than "more". Tries to scam by starting to dance in the middle of the first song, so be careful and be firm if you partake. She does have the softest skin and the dances were hot.
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2 years ago
Thanks for the post. Now I want to give her a try.
@PL, the review is informative for me. Dribbling. So he's at it again huh? I've added him on ignore and none of his comments show up.
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2 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
@Farco they haven't been posting much on their instagram stories lately and for sure not as much as in previous months.
@DC "Eau-de-Ho". Nicely done, nicely done.
The seedy-looking guys outside could be the pot shop owners next door. They're harmless and many girls go next door while they go on breaks.
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2 years ago
Wrong, maybe try again?
Nothing else random you can reach for this time?
Maybe rant more about your random musical taste and concerts that nobody cares about?
Talking about your SAT scores?
Sharing the pride of being obsessed with women that you yourself find unattractive?
Defending how you might be "louder" in person and not just a pathetic keyboard warrior? What a Weird and overly defensive thing to say.
Claiming to be an expert just by going to clubs in Portland's "scene"?
You can reach out to Christ but you aren't getting any help.
Yeah, sure, "own"..... add in a couple of "fucks" and they magically make sense.
The following here is that EVERYONE (yes, EVERYONE) here agrees that you're an asshole.
...Or do you need a following to make you feel better about yourself?
I do agree with you that it's not worth my time engaging with you and your weak insults. But at least have some logic in the endless shit that comes out of your mouth. Time for me to try out that ignore feature too. This guy's far worse than the worst robs of any club. He'd easily be kicked out of the club or be shot/run over by a car in the parking lot if he acted that way in person.
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2 years ago
I can use the same "can't you fucking read" line too, but there's no point. Wasn't trying to burn anyone. Just joining the discussion and agreeing with everyone's comments about some asshole. Why waste time and embarrassments on burns and insults, when you can't even do it half right?
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2 years ago
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SCPI’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
Barbie never gave a good vibe whenever I saw her. She does use the same lines every time. Didn't try to scam me, but I wouldn't be surprised that she would try to pull that stuff off. Just always felt that she was angry about something.
Girls at this club used to offer over the pants play here, but that hasn't happened in a while. Could have been just my luck with whom I picked.
watch out for Blu - top didn't come off during the dance. Touched her breast over her top and she kept on pushing for VIP where I could touch them. Same with the bottoms. Annoying non-stop hustle. Must be the kittens culture gaining ground over here. She did have her top off for another customer from what I saw.
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2 years ago
This club used to be one of the most underrated clubs. They were the first to charge $40 per son while girls from other clubs still charged $30. But the songs were mostly full length, or at least no cut off to 2-minute. Depending on the dancer you get, the private dances by a some were better than ones at other clubs. Not as far as Pandoras or Kittens would be, but there would be 2-way touching everywhere. Most dancers would offer to cuddle with you or be touchy-feely before the dance, and the dances were intimate.
Paisley from Pandoras even worked here, under a different name.
But things have changed for the worse recently. The songs are cut way shorter now - every song. Touching is almost always 1-way and the hustle has gone way up.
What hasn't changed is that just like the Vu clubs, once you enter the club, especially when the club is quiet, they'd have 1 rotation of girls dance on stage. Then the stage goes empty for the entire duration until another customer comes in.
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2 years ago
Agree with unanimous approval of adjudicators of this review. The discussion forum is also a great suggestion.
Yep - someone's review raving on how much they enjoy being with utterly unattractive girls could be completely useless for some, but could be beneficial to others, depending on what they're looking for. For most normal people, they wouldn't even want to see those girls naked even if they were paid to do so to endure that type of eye sore. It's just as easy for anyone to point at those posts and mock it the same way.
Him being an asshole and a moron is one thing, but being so easily triggered makes him look like a fool. It's funny, because now it gives every reviewer the added incentives to put in the type of random details that he's so openly said he's opposed to -- just to upset him, because it's too easy. You know you'll get something out of him.
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2 years ago
At least he was polite enough to say bye when he ran away.
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2 years ago
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Cover:
Sugars: $11
Pandoras: $15 day, $10 between 5pm-7pm; $20 night after 7pm
Dejavu clubs: $17 day, $22 night after 5pm-ish. Some clubs have discounted entries on specific days of the week, and some have online coupons where you have to give up your phone number
The Playground: $15 or $20? That might have changed since I went last time.
Kittens: $11 and $16?
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2 years ago
The review was fine to me.
If it matters, the carpet is a mixture of red and black, if I remember from my own visits. The bathroom walls are red, and the bathroom floor is black. Exiting the bathroom, the door pushes outward instead of needing to pull to open. I don't remember if they had pucks in the urinals though.
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2 years ago
Interesting that you mentioned that, because they do have TVs at the club, but there are never on. They used to be on pre-Covid, but would only cycle through promo stuff about the club.