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2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm scared for America's financial future. More specifically, I'm afraid for myself and those in the same boat as I in regards to getting through this (unofficially announced) recession. Home ownership is something far out of reach currently for myself and numerous other dancers I know or work with.
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2 years ago
New info: officially opening December 8th now announced via IG - https://www.instagram.com/p/ClhZIBuvB-R/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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2 years ago
New update: officially opening December 8th now per IG post https://www.instagram.com/p/ClhZIBuvB-R/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
review comment
2 years ago
^ how about we don't name dancers?
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2 years ago
This review is way too explicit. Thank you for not naming any dancers though.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Aww thatxguy85 is back with a new account. He had a boner for this strip club and your writing style matches up to his. Welcome back. DON'T OUT OR RAPE DANCERS.
review comment
2 years ago
For new user, you seem to navigate the site quite well. Thatxguy85, is that you, buddy? Back to out more dancers?
discussion comment
2 years ago
I don't think it's helped the strip club industry per se, but it's helped individuals find clubs that are best fit for them (to work at or visit). I do believe it can hinder the careers of some dancers if they are named in reviews tying them to extras. I personally don't think any dancer should be named in any review because this is supposed to be a strip club review website and not a dancer review site.
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2 years ago
There are a variety of reasons why a dancer may be on her phone at work. It's not always trying to communicate with a significant other. Some girls will read their online homework if it's slow at work, watch home security footage while at work, post on or read through Reddit, manage or edit content, try to call in a customer or two, dealing with a family emergency, etc.
I fuck around on Reddit a lot, edit photos, and play PokemonGo if I'm bored.
As a fellow dancer, OP, I've found it best concern oneself less with what other girls are doing and focus on your own bag. All the time in giving concern to the action of others is time that could be better spent making money from the customers being ignored.
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2 years ago
$100 is your budget? You're incredibly cheap. No wonder she needed a double Tito's. We have bills to pay and tip out alone at Subi's is nearly $100. Good thing you stretched your budget a smidge! 🙄
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2 years ago
Sorry for all of my grammatical mistakes above. That was poorly written as I am very, very sleep deprived.
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2 years ago
I usually go with what my intuition is telling me about the person. If I get weird vibes from the customer, I will offer for us to go to the ATM before we go to VIP. And if somebody is trying to dispute what they owe or refusing to pay, I have taken collateral in the past until they pay up. Not paying for dances is technically theft and I've seen one club in Detroit call the police on a customer who consistently walked out without paying girls. He got a ticket for theft. A customer at Legends was refused to pay me $400 once. And he was giving the cash advance people a hard time, too. The manager threatened to call the police on him which made him pay up.
I don't like to be mean to customers because I see the job as also proving customer service, but I will take something as collateral or hold something hostage if I need to in order to get my money. I held on to someone's phone once because he wanted to leave the club and go to a different ATM where there wasn't a twenty perfect surcharge. The bouncers and managers at the club that happened at supported me and the customer did come back to pay me and I returned his phone to him.
In about a decade of dancing, only one customer has ever walked out on me without paying me. After that, I stand in front of the customer between him and the exit of the booth or room we're in and make small talk while waiting for him to count and pay. I have been told by almost every bouncer to always demand payment up front, but I think that's extremely rude and kills the vibe. In other instances where the customer's card was declined by the ATM and cash advance, I will accept payment via PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp, too. I always try to remain friendly with any customer I'm with though, so I want to believe that has contributed to me only ever being walked out on once.
I also don't add fees or whatever (although I sometimes should with dickhead customers). If I tell you the price of a couch dance or we agree on a price for a vip, I'm not going to tack on additional costs if we do a few dances. If it wasn't discussed beforehand, then the customer owes whatever amount. The exception to this is regarding extras and if a customer wants a bj and wants to upgrade his service to fs.
discussion comment
2 years ago
With how open people tend to be on USASexGuide, my suggestion is to peruse local the USASG boards of the cities you plan to go to. Then gauge from what locals say about any possible extras.
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2 years ago
Mickey's mad nobody else is agreeing with him. I also don't think he's actually reading any of the replies to him and also just looking to argue... He's behaving like a little pussy bitch child being inconsiderate and disrespectful of dancers.
Also, I'm in the middle of a circle jerk here? Awesome! 😎 Pay up, bitches! No freebies.
review comment
2 years ago
Yeah... I know her from Legends. You 100% made the right call. And she's a definite ROB from what I've witnessed and overheard at Legends.
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2 years ago
Another point - naming a dancer in review can also stir up stripper drama. While it might sound funny to you guys, it's actually not a joy to be around. I've introduced this website and USASexGuide to plenty of girls because I feel like they should know bullshit like this exists where they may be named in a review. And not all customers tell the truth in reviews. Next thing you know, one girl reads something about a girl she doesn't like and then the entire Club knows making it hell for the girl who was reviewed. It's another example of respecting others. Put yourself in the position of a dancer and imagine if somebody wrote a review about you. I'm sure you wouldn't want everybody to know your personal business either.
And bubble dumb? That's all you got? Well, I hope calling me that made you feel better about yourself and the fact that you're out ratioed here. You sure showed me!
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2 years ago
Let's just say not all strippers are tech savvy or realize they can be so easily found out. And that's the same for customers as well (as we recently learned with our married friend who's no longer on this site). It's more of respecting the girls who service you for their privacy and their safety.
For example, what if a pimp where to come across a review where one of his girls was named and the reviewer admitted she under charged the minimum he set for her to charge and then he beats her ass for it. Certainly it doesn't affect you because you got what you wanted. You got your dick played with at a reasonable price to you and you wrote that amazing and wonderful review about it. But this is about her. It affects her because she has to deal with the consequences of you writing a review while naming her. And then you're going to go back to that club and wonder why she isn't working anymore and someone's going to tell you something bad happened or who knows what. And that scenario, while it sounds fictional, has actually truly happened to girls in the past because of this website and USASexGuide.
It's not that hard to just describe the girl you went to VIP with and then private message somebody who may inquire about who it was. People think the reviews are private, but non-VIP site members are allowed to view a few free reviews every day.
Why endanger someone's life, privacy, or safety if you don't have to? As stated above, laziness... But also no remorse and complete disregard for the safety of the strippers who risk their sexual health so you can get off.
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2 years ago
@Nina , we actually don't have a vice squad right now. They're temporarily disbanded due to being short staffed
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2 years ago
I had an insane idea about working at Bogarts for a night or going to Akron to club hop to fuck with PL in person without him even knowing. My pride and ego are too high to stoop so low to walk onto Bogarts property though. ☹️
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2 years ago
Bubble-troll? Oh come on, PL. I thought it had been agreed on by everyone I was bubble_yeast, a name kindly granted by my former bestie Daily_Grindr (rip).
Thank you for all of the compliments. It takes a true pussy bitch like yourself to recognize when an alpha is speaking down at you. Have fun at your dishwashing job at Bogarts in a few hours and can't wait for your mommy to come over after she drops your disappointing existence off.
Now I'll go log into my old account I finally regained access to and message everyone I've met from here that I'm apparently a male and they all hallucinated me as a female. 🥰
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2 years ago
"Knowing who will do what is actually very helpful in a review. There seems to be concern about dancer protection. It doesn't seem like anyone understands this but dancers use anonymous stage names which can be changed."
Tell us you're a retard who doesn't understand without saying it. Have you ever heard of reverse Google searching images, dumb fuck? Go find that dancer's IG and do a reverse search and suddenly her old MySpace page or Photobucket shows up. Search for that corresponding username and suddenly a spokeo account shows up with a real name attached. Google that name and now you haver her government name, address if she's registered to vote, and her Facebook.
Suddenly John is pissed off because Bubbles charged him $300 when the reviewer got whatever for $150 and he hunts her down because how dare that whore overcharge his tictac dick. Not only does John write a review about her making shit up deliberately naming her, but he goes out of his way to show up at her apartment. Some customers are crazy as fuck and I'm happy to link numerous articles about things like this happening to dancers because they were found out.
It's 100% unnecessary to name dancers when this is supposed to be a STRIP CLUB REVIEW site. The name is The Ultimate Strip Club List, not the Ultimate Dancer Review Site. Use private messages and stop endangering dancers.
So, Mickey, do you live in Roseville, hence the zip code in your username? Kindly hit yourself in the head with a hammer and knock some sense into that empty space of yours.
discussion comment
2 years ago
According to some of the comments on the already approved reviews naming dancers, a common misconception with the morons is they are thinking of law enforcement seeing it instead of being concerned with dancer safety and privacy. They all play a factor but it's less likely for law enforcement to care more than a pimp, spouse, manager, or scorned customer.
And it's not baloney when you consider a scenario of a rapist choking out a defenseless dancer in VIP because he knew there were no cameras in advance. I know that's really extreme, but it is something dancers are concerned about.
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2 years ago
^ would fucking LOVE to see that happen as would almost every stripper in existence (extras and non-extras), but doubtful given the historical lenient bullshit moderation.
I rejected a review last night that was only a paragraph going after and bitching about a dancer. It was immature and offered zero club info. This shouldn't be a place for vendetta based reviews when we only ever get one side of the story anyway.
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2 years ago
"Now before you start telling me how little my dick"
No need to. We've all seen the photo by now and everyone is well aware of your tictac dick and feels second hand embarrassment for you. Tictac dicks provide zero pleasure and most women and men have to ask you if it's in, hence your need for a strap-on.
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2 years ago
He's literally leaving the door wide open for something to happen to any extras dancer should the wrong person in that dancer's life stumbles across a review. And given the amount of screenshots all over the internet of reviews that are supposed to be paid for to read, who knows if it could be a pimp, manager, owner, spouse, parent, child, crazy customer jealous over him being charged x when the reviewer was charged y, etc.
Despite the stupid ass disclaimer of everything being a work of fiction, when (not if) something happens to someone because of this site, because an extras dancer was outed, it's going to come back and legally bite him in the ass.
STOP OUTING EXTRAS DANCERS.