Comments by TBaggins

You're review is cool. This site just has a cadre of incels that are mad if anyone has fun.

The 'get off my porch' rage on this thread is hilarious. Pro tip... you aren't really mad about current events. You are mad because of you're compulsive addiction to echo chamber outrage porn journalism. Stop watching the conservative talking heads who get paid to rile you up and read the substance of actual legislation. Be informed and empowered instead of simply mad because someone told you to be mad. If you understand why liberals blaming Trump for everything is silly you should have the fundamental intellectual honesty to understand and acknowledge the conservative counterpart.

I'm embarrassed for your family.

Sounds like a great time. I'll check it out for sure.

It's just sad to me that so many working people fall for the trap of political polarization and get talked into hating their neighbors for voting differently or having different conclusions about social issues. The wealthy elites don't do this. They write the same checks and get the same earmarks and have the same line item lobbyist edits over the same legislative bodies regardless of which party has a majority. The idea that corruption in government or bias in media is somehow isolated to a side is manifestly false. And really the idea that are sides at all except at the street level is pretty dubious. Follow the money. Who are the GOPS biggest donors? Now guess who the biggest Democrat donors are. Be mad about the leftist media if it helps you but compared to what? The outrage du jour of Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity who are clearly just combing Twitter for arbitrary hysteria? Do you not appreciate that recreational outrage is funneling money into the same accounts regardless of whether its an angry old man in a MAGA hat waving his guns around or a fourth wall feminist spraying blood on fur coats. This is a perpetual motion machine in both cases. Neither will ever be happy because there is no objective thought process present. It's an ego stroking personality contest in both cases and the choice of words makes it obvious. This is just playing ball with the people that steal from you and repeating tired cliches that everyone already knows by heart. What's interesting and elevating and worth devoting time are those folks who take personal responsibility instead constantly blaming some abstraction of political opposition. Thanks to everyone with the attention span to be specific and solution oriented and self reflective. It's pretty rare. Or, we can just continue the endless bitch fest. It's anyone's choice.

Pissed off Republicans are hilarious. You need some extra salt for those crackers Grandpa?

I've gotten full contact dances every time I've been there. This must be a new rule?

The mileage is definitely not a house rule. I've seen two way contact at the stage there.

also interested in instagram contact

I didn't witness penetration but there was plenty of making out and groping.

I have to go just to see a stripper named Brisket. That's hilarious.

Oh, the dances. Two way touch. Even some of the wait staff will let you feel them up for a tip. No one is shy about advertising the fact and it even happen at the rail. Officially no exploration of genitalia is allowed although one girl was ok with it. I think a lot is up for grabs, so to speak, if you are cool and ask first.

So the prices as I recall are $8 cover after six. $5 for a beer. $8 for a mixed drink (which I avoid) Average meal is $10. Again, all vegan. Change is given in $2 bills as a suggestion for minimum rail tip. Ladies drinks are $10-$15. Lap dances are $40, $100, $500 and $1000 for one song, three songs, thirty minutes and one hour respectively. This is high in the spectrum of Portland clubs. Probably the second or third most expensive club in town. I purchased two dances at three songs apiece and spent the rest on alcohol myself and the girls. Probably $350 total. I arrived slightly before the cover began and so avoided that part. A few more downsides that I omitted. The club building is pretty worn out both inside and out. It could probably be decent with a new coat of a paint, some roofing work and a few new fixtures. The cashiers may or may not give you correct change. I was definitely shorted at least once. I'm told that debit tabs are frequently abused but I don't use plastic at places like this so cannot attest personally. While I am definitely not 'self reviewing' this club I should state for total disclosure that I do know one dancer and one bouncer there from outside of the club hobby.