Comments by psycho_trick (page 24)

I assume both.

Everyone's positive that's a woman right?

Even I know enough about laundry not to mix whites and...ah, nevermind.

Lol. She's truly obsessed. Get it all out sweetheart 💓 Ima smoke a bowl and get some sleep. Carry on.

Agreed. They're so fun to take on shopping sprees. So excited. I just walk behind them with hard-on smiling and staring at their ass.

She left after breakfast. I'm still reeling. You girls really do keep us young. And you're making personal flames by yourself. I'm just having fun. All this free stripper attention is a gift. 💓

Nice is my favorite cling-on. Please stop DMing me to come visit you. For the 10th time, you know my heart belongs to Posh (and Mamisan). But she's just so cute when she's jealous.

My beautiful otc might be biased cuz she's never been turned-down (and now she smacked me), but even she doesn't get why they're biting the only hands that feed them instead of the club that's taking huge chunks of their bag in fees and tip-outs. Her club gets a straight 40% of everything and she's still killing it.

Here's the difference. Reading the review here, most probably won't make it their first choice in the area (tourist trap, unimpressive girls, low mileage). But reading it there with the strippers' own nasty man-hating comments and bad attitudes amplifies/confirms his bad impressions to the point that men will go out of their way to avoid it. I'd call it cognitive dissonance but they don't seem to have enough cogs to recognize the dissonance.

I think it's a great review, bro. I was going for sarcasm.

I'm not far from 2 clubs off of I-80 in Davenport, IA that have a good draw of truckers. (the world's largest truck stop in walcott, ia is 10 miles west.) Daisy Dooks is next to the Flying J truck stop, and strippers can often be seen soliciting their sleeper services cab by cab, rain or snow. Southern Comfort is off the next exit (hwy 61). Girls don't bang on sleepers, but the large parking lot accommodates 18-wheelers. I'm not guaranteeing a great time. Just real close to I-80. Threw this in cuz June 6th always reminds me of the song 'Convoy'. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYTX7parRw (the real truckers day is 10-4 of course.)

Turn your head to the other boob. Tell her to give u the other one. Take a deep breath. Lean into it.

I only need the nipple.

*how about let's welcome. fuck me*

Let's the newest Tuscl Hall of Fame inductee- Myoman. https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/v5i8yv/this_guys_is_crazy_for_calling_the_best_club_in/ Congrats on making it to the forbidden zone and having your post validated by the beautiful reddit angels. And as always, thanks to the lovely ladies for the free tuscl publicity.💓

Its at 15:40. Boo, u whores. Thongs and pasties ffs.

Still playing along. I wouldn't give Iscra Lawrence a pity stage tip, but now I understand. She's charging by the pound.

Generous of her to spring for the rubber, though.

*sigh. @ $25 a pop*

Since she'd prolly sleaze out of the OTC sex anyway, that's 64 PDs for the same mileage (assuming she even gives a decent grind ITC). But let her know you're still interested by counter-offering a taco bell dollar burrito and a warm beer in the back seat of your car.

The Stripper and The Scorpion A stripper was doing laps across the river. On one bank a scorpion asked for a ride to the other side. The stripper said 'No, you'll sting me'. 'Why would I do that? We'd both drown', said the scorpion. The stripper saw the logic and agreed. Halfway across, the stripper pulled-out a switchblade, cut off the scorpion's stinger, and stole his wallet. Gasping his last breaths, the scorpion said, ' Why did you do that? I promised not to sting you'. 'Sorry', she replied, 'I'm a stripper. It's in my nature'.

And keep the money in your sock. Don't keep anything out in the open that you can't afford to lose. They're always ten moves ahead of you, and it's second nature for them to pounce on ROB opportunities. (P.S., Don't let this stuff derail your enjoyment. Your defenses will also become second nature with experience.)

Agreed. Per the link OTC should be by event, not the hour. These lovely ladies can milk the clock 6 ways from Whore's day.

The Drake has alot of good mandatory OTC reading here: https://www.reddit.com/r/stripclubs/comments/n2o0pa/things_ive_learned_about_otc/ Be patient if possible. Chill with her ITC a few times. Give your brain a chance to catch up with your hormones. Watch her play the other PLs. If you use a motel, buy the cheapest room with a bed possible. You may have to eat the cost when she balks on the original agreement. (Don't worry, her house is almost always dirtier/messier. Especially when they have kids.) Also never, never pay in advance. The second she gets the money her entire facade usually disappears. Personally, I'll go 500 for a sleepover (and her also dealing with my morning wood). If she doesn't like 300 for the first time, tell her the offer's always good, and just deal with her ITC for now. But again, it's your money.

Sarah Silverman's got Cunt: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eALkqAWJmDw