Valentine's Day PSA

LOL, in my twenties, during a drunken date makeout session in my car, I had forgotten about the spicy boiled crawfish we had eaten a couple hours earlier. Our mutual manual stimulation turned into near howling pain. The heat of passion took on a new meaning that night 🔥 🤣

I licked some very hot peppers from my garden once, before thoroughly washing. Had to pee and forgot about picking f peppers. Went to the fridge and poured milk and ketchup on myself to calm it down.

I accidentally used a sample size tube of tooth paste instead of Preparation H. It made matters a lot worse. :)

Meat72 picked a peck of fucking hot peppers.
A peck of fucking hot peppers Meat72 picked.
If Meat72 picked a peck of fucking hot peppers
Which OTC gal came to lick the ketchup off his dick?

Stick to cheesesticks, you’ll only get the farts, which are usually manageable.