Roses are red Violets are blue If you run out of KY Jelly Don't try to use Gorilla Gluex
Also avoid using Frank's Red Hot because you really shouldn't "put that shit on everything" when you are looking to spice things up.
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Roses are red Violets are blue If you run out of KY Jelly Don't try to use Gorilla Gluex
Also avoid using Frank's Red Hot because you really shouldn't "put that shit on everything" when you are looking to spice things up.
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LOL, in my twenties, during a drunken date makeout session in my car, I had forgotten about the spicy boiled crawfish we had eaten a couple hours earlier. Our mutual manual stimulation turned into near howling pain. The heat of passion took on a new meaning that night 🔥 🤣
I licked some very hot peppers from my garden once, before thoroughly washing. Had to pee and forgot about picking f peppers. Went to the fridge and poured milk and ketchup on myself to calm it down.
I accidentally used a sample size tube of tooth paste instead of Preparation H. It made matters a lot worse. :)
Meat72 picked a peck of fucking hot peppers. A peck of fucking hot peppers Meat72 picked. If Meat72 picked a peck of fucking hot peppers Which OTC gal came to lick the ketchup off his dick?
Stick to cheesesticks, you’ll only get the farts, which are usually manageable.
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