Comments by Biseggi

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m the real deal, Italian meal! The mama Luca of gabba gool. You ain’t never seen anything like Biseggi! I’m a real professional strip club reviewerer.

It’s Biseggi! Im back and I’m that real Italian strip joint reviewerer! All the boys know, even my boy Snerzy knows that the LDK keeps the doctor away!!! Aye!!! The all last comment is the accurate. When the all guy comes back from the all dance and walks straight out with no eyes contact - that’s a winner winner king dinner. And a shout out to the very intelligent Tuscler Rick the All Lion! Biseggi out!

And to the all the Biseggi fans who asked - yeah Snerzy will be w me at the all clubs next weekend. He just better move his ass because I sent him out to get me two glazed donuts and a coffee 30min ago and he’s dilly dallyin. Where the hell is he - Snerzy hurry up !!

And to all my fans, them Biseggi fans - I’ll be back home in the all NYC next two weeks. Everybody loves Biseggi!!

I went one club last night in Phillyelfy called Oasis. I walked in and saw one girl - and no girls dancing on the all stage. She came over right around and said hey Biseggi, you wanna dance. She didn’t make the all cut for me so I said “na, I’m not dancin but I was hoping you were”. Then she got up on the all stage and did a nice dance set. Ya see - bada bing, bada boom. Ya just gotta ask em girls sometimes when they all play that Pokémon on their phones instead of working. Biseggi out!

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me!!! And happy new year!! So yeah in 20the24 this is where we will discuss all the all goings on in the clubs. As you all know, and all the boys know - I only recommended the best there is. I’m that famous reviewerer and it all starts here - ok!! Yeah! Biseggi out

Alright! It’s Biseggi!!!!! Everybody knows me!!!! Yeah that’s right - Biseggi is back for what you’ve all been waited for. The new strip club advice from the “real deal, Italian meal” - Biseggi style! When you bring your all wallet into the club you need to organize the all bills on the right order. Don’t do it like my boy Snerzy do it - he’s an imbecile. You keep your hundreds and twenties sandwiched in the all middle with the ones on the outsides in the wallet. These all stripper girls be looking in your wallet when you open it to pay for a drink. You don’t wanna flash the all hand Jan!! And that’s it for today. Don’t do it like my boy Snerzy. He ends up getting dance and then I get dance with same girl. He pay $500 and I pay $300 for same dance. Stupid Snerzy

Ok time for Biseggi tip number 2!! If you go to one of them classy clubs - like Rick Cabarnet - you need to dress it on up!! If ya Schlub yaself in there you’re gonna spend the same amount of holla dollas and get less attention boys. All the boys know - dress it on nice - real nice. That it for Biseggi tip number two. You heard it here first from the “REAL DEAL, ITALIAN MEAL”. Everybody knows Biseggi!

Biseggi is everywhere!!! Yeah! From the NYC but Biseggi gets to all the best strip clubs. All across the all country!! Biseggi style!

Lots of comments here about Biseggi! First off, my caricature is very straight, but straight, bused, whateva is good for the goose is good w me. Now for Biseggi’s Tips! If you go to the all Lusty Time Adventure place in Akron - make sure to close the all door on your way in! That’s right, it doesn’t fully close unless you pull it because there’s no door handle and the floor is broke. If the door is open, you’ll see lots of wrinkles on the all dancers cuz letz just say they leave their all walkers in the dress room. But ya know, 5 smackaroos for a jukebox swirl ain’t so bad!! Just close the damn door!!!

I lov Lucy was good show. But now, the real show is BISEGGI! It’s called everybody loves Biseggi! Yeah!!

That’s right! Biseggi confirms!! Them Akron clubs smell like a dirty elephant mixed with an armpit. It’s like old tuna fish gone rotten them Akron clubs. Even my boy Snerzy threw up when he walked in Akron club. Then he went and threw up in parking lot and I told him grow the f up and toughen up like Biseggi. Then girl walked in from street and took off shirt and pants and ate Mcdaniels food. She was - let’s say inattractive. Then Snerzy ran out to throw up again!!! Damn Snerzy.

Yeah Biseggi knows the Risqué on Fri the all afternoons. They have them free lunches on the other days but same girls on Fri afternoon. It’s about 7-8 girls - some Italian and Portuguese. Real nice though. Dances 20 smackAroos. All the girls come to see Biseggi when I walk in there. They love Biseggi! And all the boys know, even my boy Snerzy knows and he don’t know much! Alright - Biseggi out

Mira Mira on da wall - biggest DRILL AD of em all

Listen - Biseggi knows em all. And I know some peeps say desert is dry with reviewings but he ain’t offa the mark here. AI’m the real, big time reviewerer for NYC and the world clubs. Biseggi says - DRILL AD!!!! PLEASE - FOOL MY ITALIAN KNEES

That’s not true about havin to go to the all Miami for more mileages than this - you go right to the city of the industry boyz!! All the boys qknow if LA don’t do it for ya - head to the city of the industry for the real partttttyyyy! Even my boy Snerzy knows this and he don’t know much.

Now this is a Biseggi type club!! Yeah!!!!! I like them prices. I like them prices I said!

I meant hit not approve! I don’t like this review an all. It’s the all club needs to fix the door. And that wasn’t me - that must’ve been different Biseggi.

You just need to be the all real Italian meal!! You need to be the king of the all sting. Biseggi knows em all!! Need a lil bounce in the all step. A lil jewelry - some nice rings an all. Maybe some nice wingtps and a tailoreded suit. Ain’t nobody stoppin u then !! Not even my boy Snerzy and lemme tell ya he’d be easy to stop no offense Snerzy

Them drink prices are very high at the all Lou Turk

My boy Snerzy says he got 39 problems and this club ain’t one! Aye!!!

And I’m a skill and publish rewiewerer - Biseggi says no to this club. On to da next!!!!

Deserts is right - DRILL AD!! Biseggi knows all the good clubs and this ain’t one of ‘em. Even my boy Snerzy said the bar was bussin but nobody really workin. Silly silly managers probly with storage room vip dance hahahaha! Desert Sub not a wolf you don’t say that thing ….not a wolf. He’s right this is nothing more then DRILL AD OR NON SKILL REVIEWERER.

Club Risky Tacony selling itself - bye bye!! July 22 for auction !! Not eBay auction - live auction of club. Goin once, goin fourth, sold auction. It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer for all Philadelphia and New York and all the big cities. That’s Biseggi!! I find time to announcing I see Club Risky Taconie Bologna is gonna sell it up! I read July 22 they’re auctioning off the crib!! Read it on the all web! Biseggi knows best!! Even my boy Snerzy saw it on Philly billboard. I think they silly Club Risky buying that all Creekside Cabaray. Nice place an all - but I think they spent 7 Millionz on it and maybe realized they spend too much money out window.

He say the all Biseggi ain’t the real deal - but all the boys knows me!! Everybody knows me!! The main Italian strip club reviewerer for all the real place!! Biseggi style ! I saw other person review Le Rouge - not just me ya know an all. Other places it says look link https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=387195 Something bout wonders land or somethin an all. My boy Snerzy pointed it out. And all the boys know !!