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I have to stop fucking raw

It happened again last week. I fucked another girl without a cover. This has to stop. What's a guy to do? It's a suburban AMP where usually the operators are dedicated to latex love. She'd just come. So I stand up…

Front Room

The bra drops ... Not again ...

The bra dropping is supposed to be wonderful - the realization of so much expectation, the fulfillment of so many teenage fantasies. Why is it so disappointing so often now? I'm not even referring to the legacy of the Wonder Bra.…

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

No insta. No sked

Anyone know what's going on? It appears even their new Instagram profile is down. Where to find the schedule?

Front Room

She wanted a $60 tip for BBJ

You know what I did when she asked for a $60 tip for a BBJ? After I said a polite, definite "no"? I let my dick go soft. I looked her in the eye, focused on something else, and let…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Bad problem. Easy fix.

We should donate a bottle of mouthwash for the dancers' dressing room. Am I right? Isn't there a outbreak of bad breadth among the dancers? Kimberly? Crystal? Others? I'll take a dance with a grandma before I'll endure a toxic…

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Your choice ... Too skinny. Too fat.

Which girl would you fuck? Too skinny? Or too fat? Operative term is "too." No other info, criteria or choices. Just too skinny. Or too fat. Pick which girl you would fuck.

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Should I be pissed at this babe? And she was a babe.

So I'm in the back with a totally hot number. We don't fuck or anything. But she is straddling me and pulls my dick out. She spends much of the session rubbing her pussy on my dick through panties so…

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Got a big load. Now what?

I haven't come in a month. All that jizz has been building up. Now what? I'm taking suggestions. Already a pretty fair cummer, this one is going to be a gusher. It's a serious question. Should I just jerk it…

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One of the most pathetic sites at a club

One of the most pathetic things I've ever seen at a strip club isn't a nasty, flabby ass. It was a fellow monger hitting the ATM three times in a little more than an hour. He didn't look rich. Maybe…

Front Room

Topless? Stop this ...

I hate it when dancers start unbuttoning my shirt in the private room. What's the point? There's no reason to waste time with all my buttons. And besides, there's an undershirt under there. She should be topless. I should be bottomless.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

The schedule - your view?

How reliable is the schedule most days? Do the girls mostly show as scheduled? Some of you must have a view. Also, I wonder about the end of the week. Anyone notice if the schedule for Friday or Saturday seems…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

How long can this go on?

It's been four days since the Pink Palace has been reviewed. I didn't think that would ever happen.

Front Room

Try S&M? Even if you don't want to?

Have you tried S&M even though never really wanted to? I'm asking because I recently discovered a girl who looks just like my fantasy. Except her thing is domination. Her X feed includes various photos and videos of her spitting…

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The schedule lists "Tiny." And you think ...

What do you think when the club's schedule shows a name you haven't seen before: Tiny. Will she be small? Or will she be large? What crosses your mind first?

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Body shaming by review

One comment to a recent review of mine said I was body-shaming dancers while seeking blowjobs. I admit to seeking BJs. I admit to complaining about dancers whose figures aren't my type. I confess that some of those complaints are…

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Is my dick too big?

What's the right answer when a dancer asks: "Is your dick too big?" That's the question I asked by an attractive dancer recently. Those exact words. We were discussing fucking in the back. Before she'd agree, she wanted to know…

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Quitting porn

Why does male talent quit the porn business? It's a serious question. Women quitting, I understand. Their shelf life tends to be short, with economic and/or boundary consequences as a result. But men? The dicks with size and stamina? There's…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

Blowjobs on Christmas part two

Should you care to reminisce, I added another article of BP memories.

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

Reopening in January

That's what they said. Reopening Jan. 2 BYOB. Then Jan.10 with bar. Auditions next week. Hooray?

Front Room

Something bad happened to my dick

Something bad happened to my psyche and my dick. It started when the hot girl who'd blown me often said she can't because the club was watching her. A jealous dancer had tipped them off that she was sneaking out…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

Reopen?

They said they will be reopening. Why did they close? Info please?

Front Room

What would you pay for a dance you don't want?

I swear certain yucks reading reviews for approval on this site don't go to clubs. How else to explain why they reject reviews that make clear the club is a waste? In one recent case, the reviewer told us the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

Remember?

This month marks one year since BP shut down. I posted some memories in an article here: https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=57816 Add yours if you like.

Front Room

Went home. Jerked off. And proud of it.

She was pretty. And she was down to fuck. She wasn't a stripper. Not tonight anyway. I was at one of my sleazy Pennsylvania clubs on a slow weeknight. She was in street clothes. There with a girlfriend. Also pretty.…

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managing favorites on this board. help?

Would someone help me figure out how to manage my favorites on TUSCL? There's one I want to drop. And another I want to add. But see not a single clue how. Help?