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Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

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SgrayeffIn NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.

We should donate a bottle of mouthwash for the dancers' dressing room. Am I right? Isn't there a outbreak of bad breadth among the dancers? Kimberly? Crystal? Others? I'll take a dance with a grandma before I'll endure a toxic cloud in my face. Scope or Listerene. Or generic. Anything.

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Iknowbetter

Definitely a turn off, but makes you wonder what the rest of the hygiene is like.

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Capnamorica

This is a decent idea! I’d donate!

A little “community basket” in the bathroom or something

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Hank Moody

If this post is serious, just carry mints or gum. If you like a dancer but for her bad breath, offer her a mint. On multiple occasions I’ve asked girls if they appreciate honesty. When they invariably say yes, I offer them a mint and say “I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I’d like to give you a mint.” 100% success rate in it doubling as a good ice breaker.

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JerseyJoe

Devon’s cool, she begins every session with a breath spray, for her and her customer!

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stripperlover777

✅ ' Breath Savers, Certs Or
Halls Cough Drops For Your $SC Girl!
No Gum Coz If Accidently Swallowed, It Won't Digest!

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ClubFan81077

If you really want to get to the root of the problem, you've got to take along an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss. Spend the first three dances or so showing her how to properly brush and floss. Sure, she'll probably try to charge you for those dances, but then you can charge her back for the dental hygiene lesson. And since the electric toothbrush kinda sounds like a regular old vibrator, people will just think you're gettin' freaky in the VIP room! :)

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Beernuts

I thought Jolie, Tatiana at times, and Gina can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. G Gone hopefully now..

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