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Sgrayeff
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In NJ. Goes to Pa for BJ.
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4 mos ago
Do you want a condom? Do I?
The dancer asked me a question I'd heard so often. Just yes or no. Yet it got me going each time. So much promise. Just five words plus a question mark. Every time I'd hear it, my dick got harder and bigger. "Do you want a condom?" Do I want a condom? This was a dancer who had already agreed…
3 comments
- last 2 mos ago (Owlyoung_ggofv)
6 mos ago
So much mediocrity. And yet ...
You would think a handjob would be easy. And for pros who rely on handjobs for a significant portion of their income, you would expect expertise. And yet there is so much mediocrity. Just this week, for instance. A slim, young attractive dancer settled into the stool next to mine and suggested we share a drink. Her hand was in…
1 comment
posted 6 mos ago (Jascoi)
1 yr ago
This strip club problem you can neither see nor hear
Something has been missing from the strip club fantasy. It may have been missing forever. It's not something you can see. It's something you can't hear. Dirty talk. In a world dedicated to our sexual imagination, to the illusion that she is preferred at that moment to the women in our real lives, it's missing and missed. Think about it.…
14 comments
- last 10 mos ago (Milkbone117)
1 yr ago
Simple concepts and sure things
There is a scene early in the movie "Pretty Woman" where Richard Gere orders champagne and strawberries for Julia Roberts. Noting that he's not partaking, she tells him: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you got going, but let me give you a tip ... I'm a sure thing. Strip clubs are supposed to be sure things The core of…
12 comments
- last 1 yr ago (panza80)
1 yr ago
The odds are there is some upside
Because I've been pursuing pussy for several decades as both civilian and monger, I can say with confidence that there is more downside than up. Still, the upside makes the pursuit worth the challenge. Like my recent visit to a nowhere club, a near void where the dancers always seemed to be too big, too old or too sloppy (or…
13 comments
- last 1 yr ago (Rohithsol1)
2 yrs ago
A ruined breast and other memories that last forever
Anyone can fuck the hot girl. Pretty faces. A fantasy asses or legs. Even average is worth the effort. There are tits, after all. But it takes a special kind of pervert to fuck the girl with a ruined breast. Not a bad boob job. Hideous scars where the breast should be. A tragedy. I did. I fucked her…
3 comments
- last 2 yrs ago (Heellover)
2 yrs ago
The secret to a great blowjob
What's the secret to a great blowjob? I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said: I've never given a blowjob, but apparently you have to be very strong. If only it were that easy... Because many of us know all too…
9 comments
- last 1 yr ago (Milkbone117)
2 yrs ago
Blowjobs on Christmas Part Two: The Pig all the other days
I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (https://app.tuscl.net/article/57816 )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby and nothing like the Ballpig, may it rest in peace. I actually feel sorry for those who never experienced BP…
4 comments
- last 2 yrs ago (Pussylicker2)
2 yrs ago
Sloppy girls and lame handjobs can't stop me.
So much can go wrong in a strip club. Not the once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe like armed robbery. Not even showstoppers like a grease fire or a power outage. The everyday annoyances that amount to cockblocking - or that just piss us off. Like when there's only one girl in the club that you want to see. And just when the angle…
1 comment
posted 2 yrs ago (Rod84)
3 yrs ago
Raw pussy. Say your prayers and say hello.
Try the pussy raw again, and you might find yourself somewhere you don’t like. If you do, say hello – I arrived a while ago. It’s not the pussy. Oh no. Dipping your skin into that slick silkiness without that antiseptic barrier is more inviting and exciting than ever. The flesh and the friction. A channel open. This isn’t…
9 comments
- last 3 yrs ago (jusflor)
3 yrs ago
Fuck a girl you really don't want to fuck? Maybe.
If no one is going to go to the ball park, no one is going to stop them. That wisdom from Yogi Berra has its corollary in sex clubs. If there’s no good reason for most men to go to a sex club, that’s not going to stop them. I’ve been to a bunch. And I can say with some…
3 comments
- last 2 yrs ago (FLAP3000)
4 yrs ago
Listening to Strippers, and Loving Them Anyway
The problem isn’t talking to dancers. It’s listening to them. Talking with people is a habit I can’t avoid. Jobs and life have put me in conversation with pretty much any type you can name: the elite intellectual and the unremarkable everyman, the rich and the poor, the beautiful and the hideous. Liar, saint, or psychopath, there aren’t many types…
13 comments
- last 3 yrs ago (SerenityNight2)
4 yrs ago
A Squirter For Real
Some women squirt when they come. I state this fact in response to a comment I heard last week at a sex club. “She really squirted,” he said. “I thought that was only a porn thing.” It’s not. She was the best looking girl at the club, which in this case was more like saying she wasn’t the ugliest…
4 comments
- last 1 yr ago (5footguy)
4 yrs ago
At the Ballpark, Blowjobs on Christmas
This was a place where blowjobs were ordinary and condoms were not. At the Ballpark, if you didn’t get oral, you just weren’t trying. Nearly every dancer would blow. Among the few who wouldn’t go to their knees, many would fuck you instead. Lap dances were for the others clubs. Handjobs were for chumps. And if you wanted…
10 comments
- last 3 yrs ago (Jascoi)
4 yrs ago
Classic trap. Buyer beware.
Achieve one of this hobby's great goals and you might find yourself in a classic trap. Get her to go GFE for you, to pull those panties aside and put you in, and you might find yourself with a girlfriend attitude to go with your girlfriend experience. It happens. It happens for sure. Might be nature. Could be cash. Anything…
6 comments
- last 1 yr ago (Jascoi)
4 yrs ago
Two girls. The dick knows the difference.
I fucked two different girls with two different dicks. Really. It happened. The same club. The same couch. The same price. Two girls. Both pretty. Both slim. One brunette. One blonde. And me. The brunette could have been a model. She's tall and beautiful. Yet the burdens of her short life seem to show on her face. Though the eyes, the…
10 comments
- last 4 yrs ago (madhouse)
4 yrs ago
Five minutes. Or I cum.
The classic porn star Nina Hartley once told an interviewer that she gave her husband a blowjob every day. Every day. The interviewer expressed surprise. "Wasn't that a lot?" he asked, a blow job every day? "No, it only takes five minutes," she said. She explained a husband who needed more couldn't be her husband. That's stayed with me over the…
2 comments
- last 4 yrs ago (Sgrayeff)
5 yrs ago
Waste our money one day. Risk it again the next.
All too often, I throw good money after bad. That makes me a degenerate. You? You know what I’m talking about. That once a week trip to the club you allow yourself. Only this week was a bust. So I’m going again. Just this once. Because there was no one I liked last time. Or no extras. Or the extras…
5 comments
- last 5 yrs ago (advisor)
5 yrs ago
Lap Dance Fails: I wish they wouldn't
Every lap dance should be heaven. Not every one is. These are a few of the things that have gone wrong just when I had my hopes up. Could have broke it She was a sweet young thing. And she’d agreed to fuck me. Pretty face. Tight bod. Soft though, with a full, firm ass. I had a kung fu…
5 yrs ago
On this OTC date, Mom was there
The stripper’s mom introduced herself to me just moments before I would be fucking her daughter. You read that right. Mom drove her to our OTC date. I’ve done OTC with strippers a few times. You want to know what I think? Do it for the stories more than the sex. This stripper was the babe of a club that…
12 comments
- last 5 yrs ago (Sgrayeff)
5 yrs ago
Uncovered … Unexpected
I’ve been at this for decades. And it never occurred to me to fuck without a cover until one night in one of NYC’s classier clubs. She was gorgeous and slim. Confident. In charge. What we would drink. Where we’d sit. When we would go upstairs for privacy. In the room, down to her gold G-string, she was still calling…
9 comments
- last 4 yrs ago (bkkruined)
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