Articles by Sgrayeff

Surprises are part of this hobby. The new girl who's just your type. The smoking hot Latina who just plunges her sweet, young pussy down on your cock without so much as a hint. (Yes, that happened to me). Then there is another category of surprise ... I'm not even referring to that most common "oh no" category: the breast reveal.…

The dancer asked me a question I'd heard so often. Just yes or no. Yet it got me going each time. So much promise. Just five words plus a question mark. Every time I'd hear it, my dick got harder and bigger. "Do you want a condom?" Do I want a condom? This was a dancer who had already agreed to…

You would think a handjob would be easy. And for pros who rely on handjobs for a significant portion of their income, you would expect expertise. And yet there is so much mediocrity. Just this week, for instance. A slim, young attractive dancer settled into the stool next to mine and suggested we share a drink. Her hand was in my…

Something has been missing from the strip club fantasy. It may have been missing forever. It's not something you can see. It's something you can't hear. Dirty talk. In a world dedicated to our sexual imagination, to the illusion that she is preferred at that moment to the women in our real lives, it's missing and missed. Think about it. You…

There is a scene early in the movie "Pretty Woman" where Richard Gere orders champagne and strawberries for Julia Roberts. Noting that he's not partaking, she tells him: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you got going, but let me give you a tip ... I'm a sure thing. Strip clubs are supposed to be sure things The core of the…

Because I've been pursuing pussy for several decades as both civilian and monger, I can say with confidence that there is more downside than up. Still, the upside makes the pursuit worth the challenge. Like my recent visit to a nowhere club, a near void where the dancers always seemed to be too big, too old or too sloppy (or all…

Anyone can fuck the hot girl. Pretty faces. A fantasy asses or legs. Even average is worth the effort. There are tits, after all. But it takes a special kind of pervert to fuck the girl with a ruined breast. Not a bad boob job. Hideous scars where the breast should be. A tragedy. I did. I fucked her and…

What's the secret to a great blowjob? I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said: I've never given a blowjob, but apparently you have to be very strong. If only it were that easy... Because many of us know all too well…

I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (https://app.tuscl.net/article/57816 )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby and nothing like the Ballpig, may it rest in peace. I actually feel sorry for those who never experienced BP before…

So much can go wrong in a strip club. Not the once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe like armed robbery. Not even showstoppers like a grease fire or a power outage. The everyday annoyances that amount to cockblocking - or that just piss us off. Like when there's only one girl in the club that you want to see. And just when the angle is…