Added Another One To My No Fly List

Ahhh, the Pink Palace. The Walmart of handies. Old reliable, emphasis on old. I was curious about a new girl reported to be there, Natalia. Reported to be a breath of fresh air, a slender American brunette in her 20’s, which would make her about half the age or less of the typical Playhouse staffer. She was on the schedule this day, and since other, better plans fell through, I thought I would do a little recon. Drove all the way there, checked the schedule again before I went in, and her name was suddenly gone from the line up. “That’s not good,” I thought.

Veterans will tell you that it’s always good to have a game plan when you go there. Figure out who’s on the line up that you’re interested in, and who you want to avoid. The rest of the line up was solid, including Devon, Mercedes, and Jennifer. Decided I would see what Jennifer was all about, and have Devon as a back up. I should have gone with Plan B.

Sat at the rail and Maria collected the $10 cover and brought me a bottle of water that, as always, had the seal broken. The sharks started circling, collecting their tributes. I went through $10 in singles in about 15 minutes. Never saw Cayenne or Mercedes who both were on the schedule as well. Finally Jennifer came around. She’s a taller woman, today she was a dirty blonde, height and weight proportional, and no tattoos. Decent bolt ons. She had already done an uninspired “set” swaying lazily to the music and wandering aimlessly up and down the stage (which, for the new guys, is Jersey Standard behind the bar). That should have been a hint.