Reviews by uniquename

Having been here a few months ago, and sensing that there were, shall we say, possibilities., I stopped by once again in the afternoon. Located right off of Rt. 35, the yard is fenced, so…

3500+ reviews, so we all know the layout. Besides, I’m getting tired of finding new ways to describe how shockingly pink the building is. It’s BYOB, and the $10 door fee gets you one or…

I stopped by the other afternoon. Located right off of Rt. 35, access is easy and there is lots of parking, at least during the day. The yard is fenced, so nobody is going to…

I finally understand what the fuss is all about. Finding myself once again in the neighborhood and based upon my semi-successful trip the other day, I decided to give The Geriatric Handy Factory another go.…

Stopped by the Pink Palace on my way to better places. For those not familiar, it is a building so bright pink you can see it from the moon. The place is shabby but serviceable,…

Eleventy bazillion reviews of this place, and nothing has changed. The building is so pink you sunglasses at night, the parking lot is plentiful, and the door is right on 130so there is still the…

I’m normally a daytime visitor but I’ve managed to visit here in the evening a few times now, and I’m glad I went. THE PLACE: It’s located right off the main drag of the business district…

When I first signed on to this board there was a dancer who posted on here that used to work at this club. She’s since gone on to work at one of the legal bordellos…

Going in I knew this place was a dive based upon other reviews here, and when I entered I was not disappointed. It’s a local dive bar with chubby to fat women who should not…

Based upon recent mixed reviews, I decided to stop in and check the place out for myself on a recent weekday afternoon. Parking is easy, and it is not far from the inter of 95…

I found myself in the area with money to spend and time to kill. I’m normally a daytime visitor and you can usually find a seven or so surrounded by fives. I wanted to see…

So I found myself in the area with money burning a hole in my pocket and time to kill after other plans fell through. The Pink Palace beckoned. It’s right on Rt. 130 and parking…

So I stopped in at The Geriatric Handy Factory the other day because I was in the area and needed to destroy my self-esteem. As @TheSingularity noted in his review, the bathroom is awful, with…

I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon recently. The physical plant wasn’t too bad - the parking lot is a little tatty, but inside is pretty nice. There’s a stage directly in front of you…

Despite promising myself not to, I was driving by the Pink Palace when the siren call of the geriatric handy sucked me in. The physical facility and the parking have been described numberous times. It’s…

My tour of central PA clubs continued this week, and I’ve gotta say, it really sucks to be a PL out in Pennsyltucky. I found myself with time to kill in Harrisburg recently and thought I…

Upsell, upsell, upsell. I stopped in at the Pink Palace the other day. The place has been described endlessly, so we can skip ahead on that. The dollar parade, awful as always. A variety of ladies…

Stopped in the other afternoon when I was passing through on business. Many words have been written about this place, nothing has changed there. It’s a small hole in the wall just off the main…

tl;dr - If you’re looking for extras, this isn’t the place to be. As we all know, central PA is a dead zone for adult entertainment. Dream Girls is no exception. I visited on a recent…

Welcome to North Central Pennsylvania, where your options are limited. I found myself with a little time to kill the other night, and checked TUSCL to see what options there were. The End Zone had…

This place has been reviewed a million times. It’s pink, blindingly so. There is lots of parking but the front door faces the roadway, so there is the Walk of Shame to deal with. It…

DDTR has been reviewed endlessly, and the physical plant has not changed since Carter was president. Located on a main drag in Lakewood, the entrance is in the back so at least you don’t have…

Disappointment. I stopped in here the other afternoon only because I was in the neighborhood. The place itself is clean and decently lit. There is lots of off street parking and the lot is fenced…

The Pink Palace has been described as nauseam, so suffice it to say it’s a building, it has a few walls and a roof. There’s a bathroom that would make a 3rd world resident say…

Conveniently located on Lakewood Road/Route 9, easy access from the GSP. There are few convenience stores in the area, so it’s easy to hit the ATM before you head in and avoid whatever ludicrous…