Reviews

When I first signed on to this board there was a dancer who posted on here that used to work at this club. She’s since gone on to work at one of the legal bordellos…

Going in I knew this place was a dive based upon other reviews here, and when I entered I was not disappointed. It’s a local dive bar with chubby to fat women who should not…

Based upon recent mixed reviews, I decided to stop in and check the place out for myself on a recent weekday afternoon. Parking is easy, and it is not far from the inter of 95…

I found myself in the area with money to spend and time to kill. I’m normally a daytime visitor and you can usually find a seven or so surrounded by fives. I wanted to see…

So I found myself in the area with money burning a hole in my pocket and time to kill after other plans fell through. The Pink Palace beckoned. It’s right on Rt. 130 and parking…

So I stopped in at The Geriatric Handy Factory the other day because I was in the area and needed to destroy my self-esteem. As @TheSingularity noted in his review, the bathroom is awful, with…

I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon recently. The physical plant wasn’t too bad - the parking lot is a little tatty, but inside is pretty nice. There’s a stage directly in front of you…

Despite promising myself not to, I was driving by the Pink Palace when the siren call of the geriatric handy sucked me in. The physical facility and the parking have been described numberous times. It’s…

My tour of central PA clubs continued this week, and I’ve gotta say, it really sucks to be a PL out in Pennsyltucky.

I found myself with time to kill in Harrisburg recently and thought I…

Upsell, upsell, upsell.

I stopped in at the Pink Palace the other day. The place has been described endlessly, so we can skip ahead on that. The dollar parade, awful as always. A variety of ladies…

Stopped in the other afternoon when I was passing through on business. Many words have been written about this place, nothing has changed there. It’s a small hole in the wall just off the main…

tl;dr - If you’re looking for extras, this isn’t the place to be.

As we all know, central PA is a dead zone for adult entertainment. Dream Girls is no exception. I visited on a recent…