Reviews by uniquename

I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon recently. The physical plant wasn’t too bad - the parking lot is a little tatty, but inside is pretty nice. There’s a stage directly in front of...

Despite promising myself not to, I was driving by the Pink Palace when the siren call of the geriatric handy sucked me in. The physical facility and the parking have been described numberous times....

My tour of central PA clubs continued this week, and I’ve gotta say, it really sucks to be a PL out in Pennsyltucky. I found myself with time to kill in Harrisburg recently and thought...

Upsell, upsell, upsell. I stopped in at the Pink Palace the other day. The place has been described endlessly, so we can skip ahead on that. The dollar parade, awful as always. A variety of...

Stopped in the other afternoon when I was passing through on business. Many words have been written about this place, nothing has changed there. It’s a small hole in the wall just off the...

tl;dr - If you’re looking for extras, this isn’t the place to be. As we all know, central PA is a dead zone for adult entertainment. Dream Girls is no exception. I visited on a...

Welcome to North Central Pennsylvania, where your options are limited. I found myself with a little time to kill the other night, and checked TUSCL to see what options there were. The End Zone...

This place has been reviewed a million times. It’s pink, blindingly so. There is lots of parking but the front door faces the roadway, so there is the Walk of Shame to deal with....

DDTR has been reviewed endlessly, and the physical plant has not changed since Carter was president. Located on a main drag in Lakewood, the entrance is in the back so at least you don’t...

Disappointment. I stopped in here the other afternoon only because I was in the neighborhood. The place itself is clean and decently lit. There is lots of off street parking and the lot is...

The Pink Palace has been described as nauseam, so suffice it to say it’s a building, it has a few walls and a roof. There’s a bathroom that would make a 3rd world resident...

Conveniently located on Lakewood Road/Route 9, easy access from the GSP. There are few convenience stores in the area, so it’s easy to hit the ATM before you head in and avoid whatever...

The building has been described many times before, but in honor of the not so dearly departed Shrub, suffice it to say that if you look up the definition of “pink” in the dictionary,...

I was in the D for business and was looking to mix in a little pleasure as well. Based upon other reviews I decided to check the Criket. Maybe my Google-Fu is bad, but...

Based upon a recent review by IPleadTheFifth I decided to give this place, previously referred to as “where old strippers go to die” another chance. I shouldn’t have. Yes, they have redone the inside of the...

First - although the description says that they are open Monday nights, they most certainly are not. This club is located in the middle of Nowhere, Western PA. Seriously, one drives though a lot of...

I’m still shocked. Shocked in a good way. I decided to stop at the Pink Palace this afternoon. I was on a mission and wasn’t taking “no” for an answer. The usual cast of...

Things have recently changed here, apparently for the better. Hopefully the trend continues. As noted in previous reviews by both myself and others, this place was kind of a “no man’s land” for a few...

The basics - the building is pink. The bathroom is disgusting. The parking is easy and the $10 cover includes a bottle of water. As always, the water bottle is never sealed, so I’m...

I’ve been patronizing this place steadily for a few years and over that time I’ve developed and reviewed a few favorites. In the past I have enjoyed quality time with Lyndsey (no longer there),...

DDTR used to be the area go-to prior to Covid. Post-Covid the rumor mill indicated that the place was run down, inhabited by bikers, that the manager and his buddies used it as a...

I found myself in the area of the Pink Palace on a weekday afternoon with time to kill and the siren call of the standard PH experience lured me in. We’ve discussed the physical...

Stopped by DD Manville recently for an afternoon visit. Normally this place is empty during the day, but surprisingly there were three or four dancers and about five custies. I was hoping to see...

This place has been reviewed to death, but for the record: * Pink building that you can see from the space station * Entrance on a main road, so everyone can see you * The bathroom is...