TrentonPhantom

Im just about done getting over a cold and am faced with a conundrum. The girl I want to see only dances on Mondays, and I would hate to wait...

I ate a pack of juicy fruit beforehand and just shit myself during the LD. While it is fun leave the LD area with a LDK its very challenging...

Because there's a clock on the stove.......

Recently watched the end of Sopranos like everyone else and im am shocked. I thought my DVD player was broken, but was told by my friend that this was the...

Tonight was one for the ages. I had a few drinks in me and walked into the bar and took a seat. Sat down and saw a dancer with a...

Shes a 5'11' blonde golf star and her boyfriend prefers to get his junk massaged by an old asian. Proves that behind every beautiful women out there is a man...

I have only had two injuries in the 15 years Ive clubbed. One was because the girl I was dancing with was big and it took 6 songs for me...

When I go to strip clubs I like it when the girl suck on my nipples. For that reason I like to shave the hairs around my nipples weekly. Does...