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Hola Amigos! I just wanted to say thank you to Countryman for spending so much money in Tijuana last month that I had extra money to take my beautiful family across the border on a much needed vacation to wonderful San…
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Hola Amigos, Sorry I have not posted lately. I’ve have been busy selling the goats I bought for San Jose Guys visit that never happened because his mom wouldn’t let him come down to Tijuana. Looks like he’s not…
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Hola amigos, I have a few female cousins that want to come to America. We used to be able to get them in using a catapult, or a drone carrying the skinny ones over the wall. Now that they…
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Hola Amigos!!!! We wanted you to know we are having a big party down in Tijuana on July 4. American Independence Day has nothing to do with us but we will use any excuse to throw a party. Great…
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Hola Amigos! I have a trip coming up and need your advice. I have never flown on a plane before but San Jose Guy has bought me a ticket to come to the United States. He doesn’t…
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I have my newly hired IT department on it right now. His name is Rech. Seems he used to work here at TUSCL by was recently fired, I guess that’s why you guys now have all these nice…
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Hola Mi Amigos! Got the Monday blues? Just think, tomorrow is taco, tequila and titty Tuesday. These are all available everyday in beautiful Tijuana but on Tuesdays, they are all on sale for you cheap bastards! Have a wonderful week
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hola mi amigos meet san jose guys new girlfriend. I might add she is a little feisty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y9dfeUC-qo
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Hola mi Amigos I need your help! Things got a little out of hand last night when San Jose Guy finally came down to Tijuana, and now he has his penis stuck in a goat. We’ve tried everything…
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Mmmmmmm mmmmmm good. I gave San Jose Guys Mom one last night.
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Hola Mi Amigos, Stormy Daniels will be dancing at my underground Mexican dancing hat club in 2 weeks. We have VIP Huffy bike parking and burritos smothered in gravy. We also have some really nice prostitutes that will…
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Hola, Tijuana Tim here to help navigate all you guys to find the best dirty whores, erectile dysfunction medication, margaritas and burritos that Tijuana has to offer! Ask me any questions you may have!
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