Comments by Palm

She has nice tits. Flat ass. Uglier in person wears a ton of makeup. Standard dance downstairs and thinks she’s a supermodel for some reason. Wouldn’t repeat.

Strippers are meant to be young and sexy. Get some young immigrants off the boat if need be. These old arthritic ladies are the opposite of sexy. I stopped going here except on the rare occasion where I pop in at night just to see if there is anything new.

Dude could be full of shit.

Angel only does appointments

I don’t like dancers coming to me unless I motion them to. I even avoid eye contact with some of them. The reason, I’m not trying to tip unnattractive dancers. I get it that’s their job but pick up on some body language. I get the typical “ I’ve never seen you before, what’s your name, can I get a tip”

The best underwear for lapdances I’ve found are called Saxx they are expensive but very soft, there is a special pouch that sits around your dick. I wear either these soft nylon material cargo shorts I buy when I find them they have a softer zipper. I usually either unzip my pants and let them grind my dick in the saxx until I bust and they can reach up your leg nice. Most of my repeats let me fuck thru the saxx especially if I put in a condom. Almost as good as vip but less price. This Ukrainian girl was the 1st to do that for me except we didn’t wear condom and one time I bust right in that juicy pussy and sobered up real quick. Luckily she was super cool about it but needless to say she didn’t see me again for a couple months, I had to let the clock tick on that one. In winter it’s sweats but the same routine. I dress super casual like I’m going jogging or running errands. I won’t dance with girls that don’t have on thongs either, if you not putting pussy on dick we don’t need to be here. I fired more than my share of dancers who want to air dance, side booty dance, ass wave, bounce and stand up, dance high on the lap avoiding dick or orbit/hover dick. Anyway Saxx for the win. Let me buy stock after this post.

Cameron is one of my favorites. She is the only dancer I haven’t been able to get to cross her personal line. It’s a challenge. If you are looking for anything besides a dance do not approach.

Suzie needs to find a job. She has an average face and is always sulking, I give her a dollar and wave her away.

I only go to the club to LDK and then once we establish a routine we can go to vip. I usually have my dick out with a condom on just covered by my tshirt and have the dancer bouncing her pussy or asshole on my dick, some insert it past their thong or move the thong to the side. They like it to majority grt super wet, usually I’m done in 4 songs. Tip them $20-$40 and I’m out the door. I’m extremely nice, clean, dancers say I am cute and have a nice smile so that helps I’m sure. If I really want to get loose I either smoke or take an edible before I hit the club, those nuts are the best.

Great write up. I disagree with the dating part, I’m happily married now but when I was single it was easy to score. Different time. Now because of time and marriage I want a transactional exchange. Bitch don’t break up a happy home trying to catch feelings.

Georgia is a HOG. Yuck.

Georgia = Savannah

Pretty sure Amiyah is post op Trans.

I would have cashapped one of the girls for some cash. I hate leaving the club without busting a nut.

Cameron is nothing more than a Casio lapdance.

Gina and Georgia and that old Brazilian lady actually make me want to vomit. I avoid any I contact and slide their tip on the bar very disrespectfully. They should not be dancing.

Sounds like an ad.

I sometimes did 10 with Angel. Most I’ve heard was 30. Don’t know who was in the room.

There will only be new talent if that talent has some sort of issue: drugs, abuse, desperation. Pretty women have too many options to make money with their phone, IG, onlyfans or sugar daddies to jerk dudes off for a living and have to give a cut to the club. The days of walking into a stripclub and banging a 10 for $100 are over. I go to the PHL with the hopes of seeing something new from time to time and usually walk out depressed. After Angel left it’s been downhill. There is still Jolie and Cameron who are the best looking but the service isn’t on the same level. Paying $30 for a lapdance is absurd.

Your review was fine. This club is falling off fairly quickly with the talent. Selection is barely above PHL. Selena is the opposite of attractive.

Regular beaded curtain dance

Maybe if you guys stop patronizing the old hags they could get some new blood in there?

Gina is a total pig. She is one of the reasons I dislike going to PHL.

Name names. We all need to avoid this scammer.

Shelly is a hot Dominican. I used to frequent her.