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8 months ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
These micro mini pants exemplify the meaning of "shrinkflation."
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8 months ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Before the lap dance began, I've had the dancer try to sell me a VIP. She mentioned the VIP is totally nude. I tried to be funny and joked, "Do you mean I can get nude, too?" She replied, "No! And I wouldn't even want to see you nude - guy's balls are so ugly." What a buzzkill.
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8 months ago
I expect lap dance ripoffs and am prepared to deal with them. How about waitress ripoffs? You would think they are playing by the rules and not charging more than the menu prices, right? Nope, they can be ripoffs and scam artists, too.
I ordered some simple finger food and the price was clearly stated on the menu. The dancer with me at the table also ordered some finger food. It was easy to determine the total cost because the prices were clearly stated and there is nothing on the menu stating that dancer food costs more. The food arrived and the waitress said that she'll get the check. She returned with the check and the total amount was about $15 more than the menu prices. WTF?
I immediately knew it was a ripoff / scam when I saw the check. The menu items and prices were printed in a microscopic font making them impossible to read while the total amount was printed in a font Ray Charles could see. Obviously, they added some charges / fees they didn't want the customer to see.
I didn't want to argue, paid the check and haven't returned.
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8 months ago
The dancers that charge more than the standard rate are simply following the model established by car dealerships which add a "market price adjustment" to the MSRP. They will charge what the market will bear.
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8 months ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the cock!
I'm glad you're not a chicken.
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8 months ago
The reason why some clubs get the reviews and others don't may simply be due to the Pareto Principle, also known as the 80 / 20 rule. This phenomenon states that roughly 80% of outcomes come from 20% of causes.
Strip clubs are the "causes" and the "reviews" are the "outcomes". So out of the population of strip clubs serving mongers about 20% will get reviews. And the Pareto Principle can also apply to the mongers writing the reviews, 20% of the mongers write 80% of the reviews.
More generally, the Pareto Principle is the observation that most things in life are not distributed evenly.
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8 months ago
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mogul1985I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
The Twilight Zone?
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8 months ago
I dress to impress the strippers and the strippers undress to impress me.
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8 months ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
The proposed new law will have little effect because I've only rarely seen a stripper younger than 21 working at a club. And those that did work, were identified with a color wristband so they were not served alcohol. It just places an additional burden on the club when hiring strippers.
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8 months ago
Does booze qualify as a food? It's easy to stock pile tax free booze at the strategically located New Hampshire state run liquor stores. They have become a travel destination for out of state customers.
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8 months ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Classy date at Olive Garden is an oxymoron.
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8 months ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Restaurants and bars already have "dynamic pricing" so Wendy's is not doing anything new. Restaurants have "early bird" specials and bars have "happy hours." Also they can have daily and weekly "specials" featuring different menu items.
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8 months ago
Sometimes dancers will act that way when they are just passing through. They don't expect to be at a club more than a few nights, perhaps a week. So they think very short term and are satisfied with a quick $10 or $20.
I had a similar experience at another club. I was at a table with a dancer and we ordered some drinks. I didn't recognize the waitress. She demanded a tip before she returned to the bar and placed the drink order. The dancer knew the scam and said that $1 a drink tip would be good. O.K., I gave the waitress $2. The waitress got the drinks and I paid her for them. The waitress then waited and expected me to tip her again. I said, "no thanks. I already tipped you." The dancer just smiled. The waitress would have received much more than a $2 tip had she not pulled this BS. Apparently, this was her last week working and thought she could make a few extra dollars.
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8 months ago
"Freedom is Just another word for nothin left to lose"
Me and Bobby McGee
Sung by Janis Joplin, written by Kris Kristofferson
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8 months ago
Once a dancer asked if she could join me at a table. I said that it was here to watch the stage. If you join me I'm not buying you a drink and not buying a dance. So it was up to her if she wanted to waste her time.
She sat down and the waitress came over. I said that I was all set with my drink and the dancer said that she didn't want anything. The waitress left and returned in about a minute and asked again. The dancer again said that she didn't want a drink. I could tell the waitress was now pissed.
As I was watching the stage, the dancer didn't say anything, moved in closer and began to massage my thigh. After about an hour, she said that she had to leave. I told her I enjoyed thigh massage and offered her a tip. She didn't take the tip, said that it wasn't necessary and left.
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8 months ago
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mogul1985I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
The link has a pay wall.
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8 months ago
I experienced just the opposite. Years ago, I was driving with my girlfriend along Route 20 near Palmer, Ma. She saw a yellow sign, "Magic Lantern" and thought it was some type of Asian restaurant. At the time, I didn't know what it was so we stopped. Surprise, surprise!
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8 months ago
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CJKent_bandThe truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
That's a very old photo. Today, she's about 51 because he was born in 1972. About 30 years ago, definitely a smash. Not sure about today.
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8 months ago
There doesn't have to be any motivation or reason. It's all based on her feelings at the time.
If there is a next time with her, don't be surprised if you keep your shirt on. And she might even be offended if you mention that last time she had asked you to take your shirt off.
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9 months ago
I had one experience where I was being set up by the cops. After I entered the club, right next the door some guy was standing who said something like, "Hey, you dropped that" and pointed to the ground. On the ground I could see part of a $20 bill wrapped in some glassine paper or envelope secured with a paper clip. I said that it wasn't mine. He then became belligerent and said in an authoritarian voice (typical of a cop), "I saw it fall out of your pocket." I just shook my head and kept walking. No doubt it was a marked $20 bill with drugs. There was no bouncer at the door.
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9 months ago
@CjKent-band
Yep, the girls are that easy. Check the reality porn website "Nebraska Coeds" for the proof.
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9 months ago
I heard its rather easy to have sex with a porn star. And you don't have to pay anything or just a small amount in some situations. It all depends on being in the right place at the right time.
Right now the place to be is anywhere in Nebraska near a college campus. There you will find no shortage of coeds who will eagerly make your dreams come true. These Nebraska coeds also have the girl next door look. All you have to do is ask; it's that easy.
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9 months ago
I'm not surprised at all. It's just part of the fantasy having you think you are getting along great. It's really no different than work where you pretend to get along with some coworkers, but really think they are assholes. Except, you don't post your true thoughts on the web.
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9 months ago
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CJKent_bandThe truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
Pass. That fake nail could double as a lethal weapon.
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9 months ago
Not all strippers are there to take your money. The challenge is meeting them which is extremely difficult to do because there are so few of them.
Generally, these strippers are young and have little experience. They have real well paying jobs on the outside and expect to strip for only a short time. They are stripping not to create a fantasy world for the PL, but rather to create a fantasy world for themselves where they can draw attention and flirt without being concerned with restrictive codes of conduct in the business world.
I recall a stripper who was a veterinary technician, one who worked for an electrical engineering consultant, a school teacher and one who had a degree in mathematics. Never experienced any pressure to buy a dance. And the stripper who had a degree in mathematics even refused accepting a tip.