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published 2 yrs ago
Do not call me "Babe" it's offensive. I am not your Babe. You can call me Ho though that's ok.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Pensacola, FL. Saturday night. Seemed like a safe area right across the street from Eden Cabaret. Parking lot is not enough, I was able to find a spot. One cop in the lot was addressing…

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published 2 yrs ago
Houston Oil. No wait I'm sorry I had a diarrhea accident in the pool, just ignore that
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Houston, TX. Friday night. In the Galleria area, pretty busy area. Came in as it was just starting to fill up. It looked like the parking lot was valet so I just parked in the…

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published 2 yrs ago
Cubarado
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Houston, TX. Friday night. Just by the sound of this place it kind of sounds divey but you drive up to it, a nope this is like an upscale strip club. A big Vegas style…

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published 2 yrs ago
The Night Before I was fucking a crackwhore in a dumpster for 7 dollars, On this night though I would be visiting this strip club right here
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Lincoln, NE. Downtown. I wouldn't worry too too much in Lincoln, not really known as a crime hub. I parked right in front. The door is on the corner. Walk in, no cover, no id…

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published 2 yrs ago
Cornhusker? I think of myself as more of a Stripperhusker
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Lincoln, NE. Wednesday night. Right downtown basically this club on University of Nebraska's campus. Parking actually isn't an issue here, there's plenty of street parking and behind the back, where the entrance is to this…

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published 2 yrs ago
Peyton Manning wasn't calling an audible at the line of scrimmage, he just wanted to go to this strip club. Now it all makes sense.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Omaha, NE. Wednesday night. After having some Runza, checking out downtown and coming from Spearmint Rhino. It's got a parking lot, commercial area. Walk in, big bearded guy at the front, cover is $20 with…

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published 2 yrs ago
College Girl World Series
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Carter Lake, IA. Walking distance from Charles Schwaub field where they play the College World Series. If I didn't have google maps it would be tough to find this place. It's like in an industrial…

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published 2 yrs ago
Big Gay Al's
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Peoria, Ill. Tuesday night just before midnight. Downtown Peoria. Parking lot on bothsides of club. I wouldn't say you had a lot of crooks hanging in the parking lot, but there are some randoms hanging…

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published 2 yrs ago
Hey God Dammit, stop trying to hump the pony! How many times do we gotta say it?
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Indianapolis, IN. Tuesday night. Originally wanted to go to Dancers but said fuck that their parking lot was so dead, I knew it'd be a waste. I came here instead on my way through Indy.…

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published 2 yrs ago
I don't need Slippah's I need Sawx
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Boston, MA. Saturday night. Just came from next door at Centerfolds. A guy at the front asks me if I have cash for the front, I did. He looks a lot like that one bald…

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published 2 yrs ago
Even J. Geils walked the fuck out
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Boston, MA. Saturday night. Downtown. It going to be a pain in the ass to find street parking anywhere close, I just took the garage right across the street ended up being $17 and change.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Mickey Mantle once had to stop and take a dump here and thus...
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Cumberland, RI. Saturday night. I was passing through to Boston, figured it be a nice stop I haven't been to the spot yet. Although not listed in google, I had to google the address itself.…