Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

Houston, We Have Liftoff

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Muddy
Aug 22, 2022, 10:56 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Cocoa Beach, FL. Tuesday night. Not far from the Kennedy Space Center. Fun fact my nickname in strip clubs is Neil Dickstrong. Safe area, on Atlantic Ave. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, cover is I think was like $10, free military. Everyone I encountered from the door girls to waitresses were real nice to me here. I was hitting on all of them and they loved it. Layout you got an L shaped bar, then a runway stage, two girls up at time, and seat beyond that. LD area is a community dance room $20 a song. There's VIP option I just can't remember the prices on that.

Dancers, of the Cocoa Beach clubs, I would say this place had the best lineup by a hair over Cheaters but it was close. I would say if you like white girls more go to this one, it skewed more white here. White, latina and black. About 25 girls I would say. Most younger side, a few vet strippers in there. Some fake stuff, but some not.

Right after I got my beer some girl named Annabelle came up to me and started chit chatting. She was some natural young blonde chick, very girl next doory, nice ass, very pretty face, she kind of has those eyes where she kind of looks like she's squinting I don't know why I just love that. I was like oh look at this. Say no more hey you wanna warm me up for a few dances I said. And off we went. Dances were only $20 so I partook, ain't a bad deal. The lap dance area isn't that private but it was good two way touch, nipple kissing, and she was great at dancing really moving her hips on my dick. It was great. I definitely asked if she wanted to hang but no she ain't about that life, eh it sucks cause oh man I loved her! Exactly what I like.

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