Reviews by Muddy

Watford, ENG. Monday night. The streets here are fucking stupid. I did a loopie de loop like twice over. There's was nobody out in downtown Watford here, ghost town. Anyway I didn't see any parking…

London, ENG. Friday night. Tough to find parking but I found a spot on a side street. I would recommend personally. I was coming from Rainbow bar. Area seems safe, tons of folks walking around.…

London, UK. Friday night. Just came from Brown's up the street. A good amount of night life folks walking the streets out here. Walk on up, id check and in you go. No cover that…

London, UK. Friday night. No lot gotta find street parking, it was tough but I got a spot. I walk on up, bald white guy with a heavy cockney accent gives me the rundown. He…

Sefton, NSW. Saturday night. First stop of the night pretty early on. It's in the suburbs east of Sydney, area seems safe. Big lot but I parked on the street in front. Big sign and…

Petersham, NSW. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a few block west. In the western suburbs of Sydney. Not parking lot you got to park in the neighborhood behind which might be tough but I…

Lewisham, NSW. Saturday night. Sydney suburbs. Just came from Sefton playhouse. No parking lot, no parking on here on Parramatta road, I parked on the side street in the neighborhood, up old canturbury road. The…

Darlinghurst, NSW. Saturday night. Oxford street is a big younger folk hang out, streets pretty packed. Safe area, parking a few blocks away. Walk on in. Two dudes working the front for security. ID camera…

Sydney, NSW. Saturday night. After midnight. Heart of downtown. Good luck trying to find parking. Downtwon is pretty safe, ain't all ghetto like the states. Walk on up. Desk ID check and I think cover…

Sydney, NSW. Sunday night. Downtown. Area is safe, Australian cities usually are. Sunday night I was able to find a spot, I'm pretty sure I was safe from getting ticketed but maybe not. You probably…

Potts Point, NSW. Saturday night. In the King's Cross area. It's like a big bar crawl, tons of people out here, I wouldn't try bringing your car, no parking. I was staying in Wooloomooloo which…

Potts Point, NSW. In the King Cross area. No parking anywhere nearby so walk or park a few blocks away. Walk on up, cover was 10 AUD and ID check. In you go. Pretty nice…

Potts Point, NSW. Sunday night. Used to be called Bada Bing now it's Harem. It actually has two entrances, one on either side of the block. ID check at the door and cover was I…

Potts Point, NSW. Saturday night. Streets are packed. Party, street crawl type area. No parking nearby, part a few blocks a way and your gonna have to walk over. Area is safe. A couple girls…

Brunswick, VIC. Thursday night. I had done the downtown clubs the prior night. And thursday I saw this club up this way and figured I'd check it out. I asked Founder to upload this listing…

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night after midnight. Walked up from Bar 20. Walk on up guy at the front, ID check and cover 15 AUD. Walk on in. The first room here the bathrooms are here…

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night after midnight. You know what I was tossing it around in my head if I even wanted to go. By the point I was pretty dejected on the Melbourne strip club…

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night. Just came from Centrefold. Walk on over two white dudes working the front and one at the desk. ID check and cover 10 AUD. Walk on in and up the stairs.…

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night. Coming over from next door at private eyes. Black dude at the front. No hats I put my hat away I just stopped bringing it. Walk on in girl at the…

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night. Second stop of the night coming north from Kittens. Heart of downtown, no lot, just find some street parking, I moved my car up and found parking a block away on…

Melbourne, VIC. Wednesday night. On the Melbourne club hop. Started out right here. Sort of just outside of downtown, there's some street parking out this was at night but no lot. Walk on up. The…

Mitchell, ACT. Friday night. Cranberra is the Capital of Australia. This club is in an industrial area. Parking lot and street parking. Walk on in. Cover is 20 AUD to the girl at the front.…

Fyshwick, ACT. Friday night. Just came from the other Wanderlust. Neither club has been reviewed yet so let's get these on the board. Industrial area, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Girl…

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night after midnight. Love the Gold Coast such a cool beach city. Big skyline and all that. Area safe, all pedestrian here. I found a spot a few blocks away, it…

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night. A lot night life around, on this street no cars, all pedestrian. I parked a few blocks away an walked on up. You walk in an alley past a restaurant…