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Diamond Showbar - Strippeklubb Oslo

Oslo

Oslo Stop #4

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. Last stop of the night. During the day this like the heart of the tourist zone. I took my car over here and there is no parking spots that I could…

4 days ago

Strings

Oslo

Oslo Stop #2

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. Coming from Loutus a block over. I parked right out front here, don't do that they're giving chicken shit parking tickets at this hour. Walk on in, 250 NOK to…

4 days ago

Blaze Go Go Bar

Oslo

Oslo Stop #3

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. Just came from Strings. Made a friend there, Norwegian dude from up north. He said he only wore a t shirt 4 times this year, fuck all that shit. Anyway off…

4 days ago

Lotus Show Bar

Oslo

Oslo Stop #1

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Oslo, NO. Wednesday night. First stop of the night. I parked on the street right outside of Strings one block over and walked these clubs, I received ticket so they are doing enforcement even at…

4 days ago

CristalClubCopenhagen

Copenhagen

Copenhagen Stop #4

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Copehagen, DK. Saturday night. Area is pretty seedy, working girls all around. I parked on one of the side streets and just walked all these clubs around here. Just came from Dollhouse, this club is…

6 days ago

Wandas

Gothenburg

They do happen to accept Swedish meatballs as formal currency

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Gothenburg, SE. Thursday night. I parked a couple blocks over on the street. Area is fine real safe, it's a nice town. Walk on in, lady at the desk charges I think it was 200…

1 wk ago1

Chat Noir

Gothenburg

Danse Aérienne

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Gothenburg, SE. Thursday night. Just came from Wanda's. You know what Sweden is the only place I've been where you'll see knock 10 blonde girls working the midnight shift at the gas station, what a…

1 wk ago2

Pearls Table Dance

Hamburg, DE

We had a Hamburglar sighting in the club

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Hamburg, DE. Saturday night after midnight. On the Reeperbahn. I was tired as all fuck I figured I would hit one club, not all of them over here. It seems to appeal to the random…

1 wk ago1

Kakadu Bar

Copenhagen

Copenhagen Stop #7

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Copenhagen, DK. Saturday night, pretty late. It was like 3 or 4. All these clubs are open late they go to like 5 or 6am. I parked on one of the blocks and just walked…

1 wk ago

Ladylove

Copenhagen

Copenhagen Stop #6

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Copenhagen, DK. Saturday night. Walk on in guy at the front it's 150DK on in, it comes with a free drink. I don't trust that free drink shit anyway espcially while the girl escorts, Nope…

1 wk ago

Candy Club

Unassigned

Copenhagen Stop #5

★★★★★★1.0/10

Copenhagen, DK. Saturday night. Just came from Cristal Club a few doors down. Walk in, bouncer sitting on stool who doesn't even look up at you, pay the guy in the window 80DK in. Walk…

1 wk ago

Dollhouse of Copenhagen

Copenhagen

Copenhagen Stop #3

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Copenhagen, DK. Saturday night. This area is like the red light area of Copenhagen, you got all kinds of working girls out here, that was not interested in at all. Walk on in, big freindly…

1 wk ago

7th Heaven

Copenhagen

Copenhagen Stop #2

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Copenhagen, DK. Saturday night. Just came from Bada Bing. At night, it's tight streets in this area but you should be able to find a spot somewhere. I walked on over, in we are go…

1 wk ago

BadaBing

Copenhagen

Copenhagen Stop #1

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Copenhagen, DK. Saturday night. Everyone is on a fucking bike in this town. Even at night here. I park right out front. Don't know if I could park there but others were. I walk over…

1 wk ago1

Mermaid

Wellington

Wellington Stop #3

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Wellington, NZ. Saturday night after midnight. Came here from Calendar Girls. This club is not quite as nice as Calendar girls but nicer than Dream Girls inside. So it's sort of in the middle. Guy…

3 wks ago

Calendar Girls

Wellington

Wellington Stop #2

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Wellington, NZ. Saturday night. Just came from Dream Girls. Walk up, guy at the front does a pat down, ID scan and check, in you go. I believe cover was 25 NZD. I still had…

3 wks ago

Dreamgirls F**k Yeh

Wellington

Wellington Stop #1

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Wellington, NZ. Saturday night. This street Dixon street is like the main thouroughfare of all the late party in Wellington packed with a lot young kids, drinking and clubbing. Walk in, in we go the…

3 wks ago

Calendar Girls

Christchurch

I actually went and splurged for the hot tub, first time

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Christchurch, NZ. Friday night. Right across from a casino. Christchurch seems like a nice town, I think the recently passed Sam Neill grew up here. Largest city on the south island. It's pretty safe around…

3 wks ago

Showgirls Christchurch

Christchurch

Jesus Christ...Church. These cookies are amazing!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Christchurch, NZ. Friday night. I was actually staying like a block away, sort of downtown Christchurch. there's parking on the street though. Nothing else open around here at this time. White guy at the front,…

3 wks ago

Club Minx

Sydney

Too expensive, too much hustle

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Syndey, NSW. Thursday night. Haven't been to this one yet in Sydney thought I'd give it a shot. Parking can be rough around here in downtown Sydney but I found a spot right out front…

3 wks ago

Gentleman's Club

Helsinki

Helsinki Stop #3

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Helsinki, FIN. Saturday night after midnight. Last stop of the night. Only street parking in downtown Helsinki. Walk on up and down the stairs. 20 Euro for entry. In we go. Bathroom not labeled but…

4 wks ago

Crystal Show Club

Helsinki

Helsinki Stop #2

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Helsinki, FIN. Saturday night. Parked a few blocks over, it's all street parking for these downtown clubs, no lots. Area is fine. Walk on in. Guy at the front, 20 euro cover. In you go.…

4 wks ago

Alcatraz

Helsinki

Helsinki Stop #1

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Helsinki, FIN. Saturday night. First stop of the night. I parked a few blocks over and just walked over. Very safe city. Walk up and down bunch of working girls are hanging out right out…

4 wks ago

Kings & Angels

Perth

Perth Stop #1

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Perth, WA. Saturday night. Came here first, no a lot of parking I parked on the street across from a bar a block south. Walk on up, guy at the front desk. Friendly dude working…

1 mo ago

Penthouse Club Perth

Perth

Perth Stop #3

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Perth, WA. Saturday night. Just coming from Voodoo lounge. I think cover was 25 AUD here. Big older Polynesian guy, at the front. You could tell by his hands he probably was a former Rugby…

1 mo ago