Reviews by Muddy

Dallas, TX. Sunday night. This place used to be some ghetto ass 2amer club but new ownership and changed it up. I'll give it a shot. Right by the Love field aiport. Right off...

Dallas, TX. Sunday night. I've been to baby dolls before but it's been a while now. Plenty of parking the back. Walk in, they told me inside you gotta take off the hat, so...

Euless, TX. Saturday night. Area seems ok. Off highway 157 right up the road from baby dolls which I would head to next. Walk in, $10 to the girl at the front. No pat...

Euless, TX. Saturday night. After midnight. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems ok. Walk in. Lady at the desk, $10 cover. No pat down or ID check. Another spot just like Pandora's...

New Smyna Beach, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me right on Dixie Freeway. You might miss it at first as the lights are out on the sign. It looks like a hotel...

Satellite Beach, FL. Saturday night. Area is safe right off Jimmy Buffet Highway. In a shopping center. There was a cool band of older dudes playing in the bar next door, that bar was...

Daytona Beach, FL. Saturday night. Haven't been to this Daytona club, figured I'd check it out. This part of Daytona ain't bad at all, right on Atlantic avenue, like main beach drag in town,...

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Just came from Soft Tails across town. I parked in the gravel lot next door, area seems ok to me, right off highway 17. Walk in, ID check, pat down...

Micanopy, FL. Just south of Gainsville right off 75. Big truck stop club. Plenty of parking area seems fine, sort of just a pit stop type area. Walk on in. Friendly older guy at...

Ocala, FL. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Busy commerical road, seemed alright to me. Parking lot, got a little tight, I parked on the grass right next to the big sign WHATEVER YOU DO,...

DeLand, FL. Friday night. Right off international speedway blvd. Area looked alright to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. A little hole in the wall you have to croach down...

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night....

Medford, OR. Thursday night. Downtown Medford. Seems alright to me. Street parking found some right out front. Walk in, girl at the desk. Cover is $5. Walk in. To your left is the bar,...

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about....

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. I parked behind this joint, no lot only street parking. Walk in, guy checks ID, and gives you the run down. Not a big club,...

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking around back. Area seems ok. In between Devil's and Hawthorne which I would also hit. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy sitting in a chair, show him ID in...

Coos Bay, OR. Thursday night. Coastal Oregon. Area is fine, cool town. Raining of course. Just north of here is Dune City where the creator of the film Dune got his inspiration for that...

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Plenty of parking on the side and in back of this club. Walk in, guy sitting at the front, cover was $5 I think. From here, Lap dance booths with...

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking on the street. Neighborhood is pretty industrial around here, doesn't seem that bad to me. Walk in, no nothing just basically empty bar. I counted a three strippers. Three...

Portland, OR. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parked around back. Entrance is also in back. Walk in. Younger dude at the front, ID check and pat down. Layout, bar dead ahead. Some slot...

Portland, OR. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Seems ok a few homeless in the area. Parked across the street, walk on in, no cover, no nothing. Video slot machines, most being utilized. The...

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Northwest part of town. Plenty parking up on a hill. Walk in, lady asks if I've been, no I say and gives me the rundown. I ask for singles and...

Portland, OR. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Neighborhood seems alright. Right off Powell blvd and right before you go over the Ross Island bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in....

Portland, OR. Friday night. Area seems alright, parking in the lot or the street outside. Guy out front checks ID. Walk in. Sort of like cheers bar type enviornment. The bar is right as...