Reviews by Muddy

Dublin, Ireland. First stop of the night in the heart of Temple Bar, so the streets are PACKED. Don't try to drive here, dismount and walk on over. Walk on up two guys at the…

Dublin, Ireland. Saturday night. Second stop of the night. This is the sister club of Lapello, similar pricing and all that. Walking through Temple Bar, all kinds of folks out and about. Area is safe,…

Dublin, IRL. Saturday night after midnight. Raining on and off. Last stop on a Dublin club hop. Walked on over from Temple Bar past St. Stephens Green. Down the stairs past two bouncers, give you…

Chelmsford, ENG. Saturday night. Only street parking, real tight around but I parked around the corner. Walk on in. I think cover was 5 or 10 pound. ID check. To the lady at the front.…

Meads Corner, ENG. Saturday night. Out in the estuary. Parking right out front, area seems fine. Walk on in. Looks like somaon dude bouncer, nice dude pat down, and asks if your going to the…

Leicester, ENG. Wanted to go to Spearmint Rhino but that was closed despite saying it being open on google. Went over to see if this spot was open and it was. Eastern european bouncer at…

Rochester, ENG. Saturday night. Pretty busy area, tough to park free but there is a big lot where you have to pay a small fee to park right across the street I just bit the…

Providence, RI. Saturday night. Felt like hitting up Providence clubs. I'm too lazy to write reviews for the other spots but I hit Fantasies it was pretty dead for a Saturday night and it was…

McKees Rocks, PA. Saturday night. Right over the bridge from Pittsburgh. Seems like an alright area to me. Plenty of parking in the lot, on both sides. They have the number of dancers working on…

Four Corners, FL. Friday night. Right off US27. Seems like an alright area to me. It's got a lot, it can a little tight but I found a spot. Walk on up. Dude at the…

Duncannon, PA. Friday night after midnight. Just north of Harrisburg. Havne't been to this one yet, I guess they opened it pretty recently, it doesn't feel like a new club at all, it's a beat…

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Wanted to check out the Original Dollhouse. The one in Tampa is low mileage but with good looking chicks so wanted to see how this one was. Area seems safe, right…

Jacksvonville, FL. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems alright to me. Not far off 295. Walk on in, guy at the front, ID, 10 dollar cover and pat down. In we…

Brunswick, GA. Saturday night. Downtown Brunswick. Plenty of street parking, with those slanted spots, I parked right on Newcastle street. The club apparently has been going in some form for over 50 years. It feels…

Tuscon, AZ. Saturday night. I can't remember if I've been here, Tuscon clubbing is a long way back for me. But I don't see a review up so maybe not. Anway plenty of parking in…

Star Valley, AZ. Friday night. Drive on up. I would be careful, I'm looking at the side of the road and thinking WTF is that. It was GIGANTIC Elk just staring from the side of…

Maidenhead, ENG. Saturday night after midnight. No lot, parked on the street. Walk on up, in you go, ID check and 10 pound cover. In you go. Here they don't have a stage going, the…

Epsom, ENG. Saturday night. Just coming from Fillies Kingston. Now I'm here. I parked on the street, no lot. Guy out in front asks me if I've been and gives me the rundown. In you…

Basildon, ENG. Sunday night. Out in the estuary. Parking in a lot, they charge 1 pound an hour. After enough tickets in this fucking country, I just pay it. In we go. Black dude at…

Kingston upon Thames, ENG. Saturday night. No lot, just street parking. Pretty empty around here at night just saw a few police officers cruising around. Walk on up, guy at the front, friendly dude gives…

London, ENG. Friday night. The streets were fucking PACKED. It was like driving through a school of fish. Take the train. Take the fucking train. Never again. I parked in the Soho Square a block…

Watford, ENG. Monday night. The streets here are fucking stupid. I did a loopie de loop like twice over. There's was nobody out in downtown Watford here, ghost town. Anyway I didn't see any parking…

London, ENG. Friday night. Tough to find parking but I found a spot on a side street. I would recommend personally. I was coming from Rainbow bar. Area seems safe, tons of folks walking around.…

London, UK. Friday night. Just came from Brown's up the street. A good amount of night life folks walking the streets out here. Walk on up, id check and in you go. No cover that…

London, UK. Friday night. No lot gotta find street parking, it was tough but I got a spot. I walk on up, bald white guy with a heavy cockney accent gives me the rundown. He…