Reviews by Muddy

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night after midnight. Love the Gold Coast such a cool beach city. Big skyline and all that. Area safe, all pedestrian here. I found a spot a few blocks away, it…

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night. A lot night life around, on this street no cars, all pedestrian. I parked a few blocks away an walked on up. You walk in an alley past a restaurant…

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night. Gold Coast is like the Miami of Australia, cool area. Parking at night is tough but I found a spot on one of the side streets. Walk on over. Area…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Just came from Cabaret. No parking around, found some a few blocks away. Streets packed with young college kids. Area seems safe to me. Walk on up. Cover is $10,…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Hard to find parking around here, I parked a few blocks north. A lotta people on these streets. Walk on in. Cover is $10, ID check. Walk on in. Layout…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Tons of folks on the street, big bar crawl area. Walk up to the dude, ID scan and picture taken. Girl at the front asks if I have a ticket.…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Real late. Last stop of the night on a Brisbane run. This club is more going up the blocks, and closer to where I parked. I just parked, dismounted and…

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. This is like the nightlife crawl for all these mostly younger folk. Streets are packed, tons of bars. This is one of them. Walk on up, guy at the front.…

Petrie Terrace, QLD. Friday night. Just came from the two downtown clubs. Coming over here to Honey B's. Looks like kind of hipster type hang out bar crawl. Right by the stadium where the rugby…

Brisbane, QLD. Friday night. This was my first strip club in Australia so I was trying figure out how they do things here. It's downtown in the open air Queen street mall. So I parked…

Brisbane, QLD. Friday night. Just came from Showgirls now walked on over here. No parking, it's pedestrian only, so you got to find parking somewhere in downtown here, which is a pain in the ass.…

Inglewood, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems ok right by LAX and this club is right under a freeway. I didn't want to pay for parking so I parked on the street behind this…

Los Angeles, CA. Friday night. Downtown. I think this club used to be Deja Vu, now it's Players. Not sure how relevant the prior reviews are. Just came from Dames and Games, haven't done these…

Los Angeles, CA. Friday night. Downtown. Industrial area. Famously there's a lot of homeless are all around but it wasn't that bad here. I parked right on the street to the right of the entrance.…

Santa Ana, CA. Saturday night. Down in Santa Ana, the most southern strip club in Orange County. I've tried this place multiple times over the years it was always closed for some reason. Area seems…

Wilmington, CA. Saturday night just after midnight. Sort going down by Long Beach and the Port of LA/Long Beach. Super industrial area. Last time I came here this spot was closed but it's back open…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. Parked on the street outside, area seems fine to me. Walk up, guy at the front asks if I've been here before and gives me the rundown. Walk on in, up…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. I parked next to the park across the street, parking was tough. City seems safe to me. This is like the college kid drinking hangout strip out here. Nightclub with a…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Elegance. Downtown Portsmouth. Streets are pretty tight here I was able to find a spot though, but a couple blocks over and just walk around. Guy at the…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Portsmouth is a pretty cool coastal english city, real safe. Parking is tough around here but I found a spot. Walk on in, too friendly Jamaican dudes working the front. ID…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night. Just walked over from For Your Eyes Only. Cover is free, one of the girls outside gave me a get in free card. I acted like it made me decide to…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night in Wales. Cardiff is a cool town, parking is tough in the area, I parked many blocks away. All kinds of folks walking out here, packed. Walk up to the bouncer,…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night. First stop in Cardiff. Really cool town, all the strip clubs in town are on this strip, pedestrian only crawl, chock full of people. I parked a few blocks away, parking…

Brighton, ENG. Saturday night. Brighton is a pretty cool beach town. Reminds me of San Francisco. I parked a few blocks up the hill and walked over, your not getting parking on this street right…

Brighton, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Grace up a few blocks. Down here, no parking whatsoever it's a cobble, pedestrian only street, so park the car somewhere, dismount and walk on over. Walk on…