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published 2 yrs ago
Harry, No
reviewed by
Muddy

3.0

Stamford, CT. Saturday afternoon. I guess this isn't the ritzy part of Stamford but it didn't seem that bad. This club's parking situation is awful, I parked one block over, there's a lot but it…

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published 2 yrs ago
Go Rub one out in the car instead
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Reading, PA. Friday night. Parking lot, club is a little off Pottsville Pike on Berkley. Parking lot, plenty of room. Walk in, old lady in the booth, cover is $10, $5 if military. BYOB, full…

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published 2 yrs ago
Under the Reading Rainbow
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Reading, PA. Friday night. Parking lot, tight but I got a spot. Right across from a baseball field and next to a gas station and car repair shop on 5th street. Walk in, girl at…

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published 2 yrs ago
Savanah on Hannah and in walked Hannah Montana from Fontana with a Banana and a Bandana and she licked my balls in a Cabana
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Harrisburg, PA. Pennsylvania has for me, the most impressive State Capitol building. Friday night. There was a concert going on and a guy comes up to me and asks if I'm here for that or…

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published 2 yrs ago
What happened to ShowGirl II?!?! Where is ShowGirl II? AMBER ALERT! AMBER ALERT!
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night. 815. Parking lot was empty I should've took the hint. Walk in guy at the counter. Military is free if there was a cover I wouldn't have come in at…

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published 2 yrs ago
Uhh dude we got like 1 showgirl right now is that cool?
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night around 9. Just came from Showgirls III which I was thought was false advertising btw they should be Showgirls none. Walk in, ID check and no cover. Two fat guys…

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published 2 yrs ago
How are Joe Klecko and Zach Thomas not in the NFL hall of fame yet?
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Canton, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Peppermint Hippo. Safe, commercial area, well lit. Parking lot, plenty of spaces. Walk in, they cash register wasn't working so they guy said no cover. Some blonde chick,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Hey everybody lets go feed the cute Hippo some Peppermint! OH NOOOO! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Akron, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Luigi's they got some good pizza I thought and it was the only thing open and the only sign of life in downtown Akron which was a complete…

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published 2 yrs ago
Holy Toledo
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Toledo, OH. Saturday night after midnight. Northern Toledo. Walk up get patted down, cover $10, free military. Walk in, stage, two dancers up at time, seating all around bar on right. Dances are $25 a…

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published 2 yrs ago
Dan Crenshaw at the door
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Toledo, OH. Saturday night. Strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in. through the mag. Guy at the front looked just like that dude Dan Crenshaw, eye patch and all. Said he did 21 in the…

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published 2 yrs ago
Angel in the Outfield. Strippers in the Strip Club.
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Kalamazoo, MI. Near a fairly wooded area actually. Big parking lot. Walk in, cover was $10 IIRC to the girl at the booth. No pat down or ID check. Club is really a long rectangle.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Trying to find me one of Derek Jeter's favorite strippers
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Kalamazoo, MI. Friday night. Just came from Angels. Parking lot should find a spot. They were grilling out front but it was $9 bucks for a hamburger that ain't a deal. Alright so there's like…