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published 2 yrs ago
Emerald Lagasse
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Port Charlotte, FL. The only club in the area looks like. In sort of strip mall area, plenty of parking. The blue iguana or some shit like that is next store where you can drink.…

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published 2 yrs ago
I fucked Sara Sota! Yes I kiss and tell.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Sarasota, FL. Monday night. Suburban area. Plenty of parking. Parking is $3 to the valet guy to use the lot. Walk in, I think cover was $10 but free military. Check ID. Walk in, one…

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published 2 yrs ago
Have I jerked it to the movie The Little Mermaid? Yes, yes I have. Am I proud of it? No...No I am not. But what's done is done.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

St. Pete Beach, FL. Maybe I'm wrong but the only strip club practically on the beach in the west coast of Florida. Monday night after midnight. Parking lot not too packed probably should of took…

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published 2 yrs ago
Wackon, Wackoff
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Jacksonville, FL. Wednesday around 4pm. I just came from Sinsations but only three girls in there, not my type, didn't want to dig deeper pay for the mandatory drink so I bailed and came here.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Capital Punishment
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Morrisville, NC. Right outside of Raleigh. Wednesday night after midnight. Plenty of parking. Quiet area. The door girl and the parking lot guy playing soccer in the lot. She goes in gives me a discount…

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published 2 yrs ago
You know, enough with all these fucking trees
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Cary, NC. Wednesday night. Seems like a quiet area. This is a setup I've never seen before. The gas station is connected to a night club on the right and on the left side is…

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published 2 yrs ago
I got Tar on my heel walking up here. WTF.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Raleigh, NC. Wednesday night. Right off 440. Drive up, parking lot, the lot in front of the club is valet you gotta pay for that but there is a side lot that is free. Parking…

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published 2 yrs ago
Nobody, not even David Wright could buy a lap dance in his hometown
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Virginia Beach, VA. Thursday afternoon. I just ate at Virgina Beach's specialty Chico's pizza. Man did that suck, don't eat that fugazi bullshit. Right in front of NAS Oceana, this town is the Navy's east…

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published 2 yrs ago
Down in Redneck Riviera trying to bang some Panama Canals
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Panama City, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Place was packed to the gills. I was able to find a spot. Walk in $20 cover and they give you a wristband. Pat down. Walk in, club…

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published 2 yrs ago
10 was Pearl Jam's Best Album
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's across the street. Walk in cover I can't remember what it was now I think maybe $5 or $10 to a girl at the door.…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not to sound racist but I’m more of a Blue Rose kind of guy. Sorry. Sorry everybody. I apologize to the Rose community.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Fort Walton Beach, FL. This club is connected to a night club one door down. Parking I found some in the back going left. Food truck right near. A lot of vacationers and tourists and…

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published 2 yrs ago
Sammy Sosa
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Red Rose. Real big tourist/vacation spot. Right near a couple other clubs. Parking lot plenty of spots. Walk in $10 cover to a nice girl. Free…