Tonight's Main Event...Customer Vs Lame Strip Club, FIGHT!

Mays Landing, NJ. Wednesday night. After 11. You really are driving through some wooded areas around here, really out in the sticks, kinda place you have Jersey Devil sightings. Plenty of parking, walk in. Service dog running around this club. Not sure why. Guy at the front, cover is $10 let me know they were closing at 12 tonight. Stage is two dancers at a time. They don't really tip walk you throw the money. My water was $4. I thought the best looking girl was maybe the 40 year old latina waitress, with like they yoga pants kind of outfit. Customers mostly black and hispanic, about 10. The facility feels like a house converted into a strip club.

Dancers. Didn't like this lineup that much. About 9 dancers. 4 black girls, 2 latina and 2 white. Nothing special. No fat girls though. Mostly average body types. Probably like 6's all around. Average age probably around 30 or so. Dances you got to buy in bulk it's like $90 for 15 minutes, something like that. I don't know I just felt like I wasted money coming here. Not my thing. No value. No hot girls, at least for my tastes.