We're gonna downgrade this to a Tropical Storm

Wilwood, NJ. Way down in the South Jersey, can't go much more south. Wildwood has a cool boardwalk, better than AC IMO. This strip club is here as well. Hasn't been reviewed in a few years and doesn't get reviewed a whole lot. Nice decor out front, tropical theme, light green/blue building, seems nice from the outside. I parked right across the street on the street. Around 930pm. Walk in, no guy there but did say on the sign cover $5 1 drink minimum. I sit at the bar get a drink then the bald guy bouncer comes over to collect $5. Set up island bar on right, Stage next over on right and then bathroom. Dances are $20. Customers mostly middle age guys, white and hispanic about 6 all at the bar. Bartender was a somewhat cute looking blonde chick.

Also ALERT: No shitter stall door in the bathroom. You are blocked by a metal panel in front of you but next to you, wide open. It may make shitting uncomfortable. You pee in a trough style urinal.

Girls. Only two. They both go up on stage for a few songs, then come down and mingle. Rinse and repeat. One overweight white girl in her 30's and one normal sized black girl in her 20's. I would say talent here pretty much sucked. Nothing I would want to get dances from. And hardly a lineup anyway. It seems to match previous reviews from years ago. Wildwood is a cool town but I would just skip this strip club, nothing to see here.