No Sex in Essex

Chelmsford, ENG. Saturday night. Only street parking, real tight around but I parked around the corner. Walk on in. I think cover was 5 or 10 pound. ID check. To the lady at the front. Walk on in. Going left around the bend are the bathrooms. Dead ahead is the bar. To the right is the stage. Not in use despite the time, after midnight Saturday night. Customers looked like mostly white guys but seemed pretty slow.

Dancers I would say a solid lineup. A lot of 7's from my view. Mostly white English girls. About a dozen working. Most looked 20's and 30's. While I didn't see any slam dunks knockouts they all seemed bang able to me. Some fake stuff but some natural.

Dance prices were a little more expensive from where I was coming from I believe it was 36£ a song. And then VIP I think was like 175£ around 15 minutes. No touching on the single song that's one way so 36 is a lot in USD that's like 50 bucks. And then VIP is where you can do two way touch.