I didn't even use my free dance voucher

Leeds, ENG. Friday night. Just came from Purple Door next door. I know the shitty rules the council came up with. But shit I'm right here next to this club, maybe they break the rules, I came all the way to Leeds let me just see just to see what's up in here. Walk on in. Guy at the front say 20 pound entry with free drink and a free dance. I say fuck it lets do it. Walk on in.

Only customer in the place bar dead ahead. I turn right a see about 5 extremely obese dancers staring at me like they are watching a movie. It's probably Star Wars I can hear Admiral Ackbar now, "It's a trap!"

The girls looked like latina or eastern euro, all 40's and up. It was just a rough lineup where there was no interest at all. I'm doing the damn review so I have to get some details. So one girl comes up, we sit and I get the details. She was trying to sell the VIP for 120 pounds. She wasn't detailed enough on contact, you'll find out. Ok I've had enough. I had the free dance coupon, there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YOU, TO USE IT ON.