Yeah our mileage sucks but have you tried our Haggis?

Edinburgh, Scotland. Saturday night. Just coming from Western Bar. Friendly dude at the front, gives me the rundown. 5 pound entry. Walk on in. Bar on right, bathroom in the back dead ahead, various hang out couches on the left. Lap dance booths on immediate left. Open booths. Customers looked more younger side white guys, 20's, 30's around, in groups.

Dancers. Younger side. Most looked 20's or so, maybe some 30's in there. I thought the talent was pretty solid. No 9's and 10's IMO but most girls in the 6-8 range or so. Some fake stuff. Body types thin to average. Probably about 15 girls. Some foreign chicks but most white and scottish looked like.

I was at the bar when a French chick named Juliette came about. Nice French accent. She gives me the rundown. Brown hair, pretty face, thin. Fake boobs that I didn't know about until I got dances but it's ok. Not typically what I'm into, I like a little meat but pretty girl nonethe less. I took her for a spin. It's 20 pounds for a dances. You got to the guy at the front of the LD area, he takes your drink and holds it at the front. You head on back. Dances are one way, hands at the sides.