Have I jerked it to the movie The Little Mermaid? Yes, yes I have. Am I proud of it? No...No I am not. But what's done is done.

St. Pete Beach, FL. Maybe I'm wrong but the only strip club practically on the beach in the west coast of Florida. Monday night after midnight. Parking lot not too packed probably should of took the hint. Area is nice btw. Walk in, no cover. Just a bar where all the customers were at and the stage on the left side, one dancer up at time. Various ocean theme decorations in the club, not a big spot. Dances $30 and VIP option where I can't remember the exact price but a few hundred. My water was $3. About 4 other customers all at the bar.

Dancers, all cuban on this night. Seemed like an older group. About 5 dancers. I wouldn't say anything too good here I saw. Some heftier. I thought the best looking girl was on stage, busty cuban girl, maybe late 20's. I was talking to her and seeing about dances/VIP. She stopped dancing and sat down on stage to talk with me. She didn't get specific about anything and just said yes baby you find out, it good time Papi. Yeah not buying it. The older black manager starts staring her down with an upset confused look and says "Hey Can YOU DANCE FOR EVERYBODY!!!" And then she gets into with him and says "AYE WHAT CUSTOMERS? WHERE?" I didn't want to get her in further trouble so I stepped away and just thought you know what why I am even here, I got the fuck out. I was expecting sort of beach club to be a little better but then again, how many are really good? Not this one.