Peyton Manning wasn't calling an audible at the line of scrimmage, he just wanted to go to this strip club. Now it all makes sense.

Omaha, NE. Wednesday night. After having some Runza, checking out downtown and coming from Spearmint Rhino. It's got a parking lot, commercial area. Walk in, big bearded guy at the front, cover is $20 with a stamp and ticket. Check ID. Walk in further a…