Peyton Manning wasn't calling an audible at the line of scrimmage, he just wanted to go to this strip club. Now it all makes sense.

Omaha, NE. Wednesday night. After having some Runza, checking out downtown and coming from Spearmint Rhino. It's got a parking lot, commercial area. Walk in, big bearded guy at the front, cover is $20 with a stamp and ticket. Check ID. Walk in further a guy checks your ticket. Set up is pretty much one stage, nude dancers. No alcohol. Guys around the stage tipping pretty good. There's some seats away from the stage aswell. Chairs are pretty rickety. VIP curtained booths along the left side with cameras. $90 for 10 minutes and Lap dances on couches for $30 a song. I think $30 is a lot for Omaha. Customers were all middle age white men. About 8 or 9.

Dancers. All the dancers were on the younger side. No more than 10 dancers. All white save for two black girls. One theme of this lineup was except for maybe two girls, all the girls were super thin. Like I don't even know if they cracked 100 lbs. I just don't get this type of girl, but some guys are really into that. Not for me though. The only exceptions was one black girl who was pretty chunky and one white blonde girl with a heavy spray tan that seemed to be a weight which would be considered healthy, and actually had boobs. I thought she looked the best but was chatting with a customer the whole time I was there. This lineup was not bad in the faces though.

This club is just not my thing at all, got to get some cheeseburgers and pizzas in here and let the girls have at it. Dances too pricey anyway. I headed out and hit the road for Lincoln.