GPS here is legendary

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was just coming out of the tunnel from Canada and figured fuck it I'm right here. Let me check out these downtown clubs, Legends and Bouzouki. I wasn't gonna try to mess with the street parking. I said fuck it, there's a lot right across the street $20. Piece of mind thing. Walk across the street. Big black guy pat down and walk in. Walk in, clear a mag, shit goes in the bucket. A couple of gorgeous women at the register inside. ID and cover was $20. Finally in. Big place, real nice inside. A few stages. A lot of people, well dressed. This is like a wooh party club. Several levels, well lit spot. Definitely not enough seating, for me it was SRO.

Dancers. A lot of these dancers had this bow to my pussy type energy. Talk to me like a human. A lot of huge cunts. Am I gonna buy these overpriced dances with that, yeah no. GPS city. Probably over 60 girls. A lot of girls, a lot of customers but also a lot of girls. A lot of fake stuff but some natural. Looked like all ethnicities to me. 20's and 30's age wise. Definitely a good amount of pretty girls. In the abstract a lot of 7's and 8's maybe even some 9's in there. One brunette white chick I saw, definitely up there. For my tastes I don't like the skinny plastic barbie dolls stuff at all and there's a good amount of it here, not all though.

Some chick named Victoria gave me the tour. Upstairs and the lap dance booths. I thought she looked real good and in another setting I would probably get dances with her. She used to work in Lansing. But these prices were ridiculous. $50! a song. 3 for $120. These are open booths. I think it was 15 minutes for $200. Yeah fuck that. You have to be on CRACK to be buying those things here. Go a few miles west and just get whatever the hell you want which is exactly what I did but first would head over to Bouzouki.