Reviews by Muddy

South Fallsburg, NY. Saturday night. Sort of in a fairly wooded area. Area seems alright to me. Right across from a bright gas station though. Parking lot real small, but it wasn't busy yet so…

New Hampton, NY. In a wooded area. I don't think the whole building belongs to them as I heard folks drinking and hanging out upstairs. There's a lot, I parked wherever. Walk in, guy at…

Poughkeepsie, NY. I believe Mel Gibson grew up in Poughkeepsie until he moved to Australia when he was like 10. Saturday night. Area is fine. Strip mall. Plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in to…

Monticello, NY. I believe this place is now called Sidelines 2 Silhouette now. This place has not been reviewed in 8 years, I would soon find out why. Saturday night. The club is basically…

Coumbus, OH. Saturday night. It really starts getting going around 1030 or so. Small lot but I found a spot. Right next to a sex shop. Walk in, buzz the doorbell. Big bad guy says…

Mansfield, OH. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Drive parking lot seemed kinda light but get inside it's fine, I thought it might be dead though. There's an older blonde lady with giant melons, she's the…

Columbus, Ohio. West side of town. Good location I think right across from the Hollywood Casino. Plenty of parking, walk in and buzz the doorbell. A lady comes to the window, come on in. $10…

Weirton, WV. Friday night after midnight. About as rust belty a part of country as you can get. Dean Martin actually is from just across the river in Steubenville. I parked on the street. Area…

New Brighton, PA. Friday night. Northern Pittsburgh suburbs, real safe area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, to a guy at the front. Pretty friendly dude, ID check and $10 cover. Asks if…

New Cumberland, WV. Friday night. Right by a casino but otherwise kind of out the boonies. Without tuscl or google you would probably never find this place. Plenty of parking, pretty big building. Walk in,…

Westminster, CO. Saturday night. Busy road, Federal Blvd is. Area is fine. Small lot but I found a spot. I walk in to a guy at the front, cover is $10, ID check. Layout, bar…

Denver, CO. Saturday night. Just came from Saturday night live. Area seems fine, comerical area, busy road. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the register ID check and I think cover…

Cheyenne, WY. Saturday around 6 or so. Basically downtown Cheyenne or just next to it. Plenty of parking in a fucked up lot. There are multiples doors I took the one that leads to the…

Cheyenne, WY. Early Saturday night. Sort leaving town going south but still in Cheyenne, not too much around. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, there like a store on the left and then…

Rock Springs, WY. Friday night at around midnight. I believe the nearby Astro Lounge is listed as temporarily closed and they didn't pick up the phone so this might be the only club around for…

Pocatello, ID. Friday night. Still pretty early. Plenty of parking, area is fine, commerical strip. Walk in, no cover, no nothing. To the left is a regular bar. To the right is the strip club…

Idaho Falls, ID. Friday afternoonish around 6 or 7. Nice town, good area. Plenty of parking on the street the lot was already full. Walk in, and greeted by the bartender who kind of does…

Missoula, MT. Thursday night. Home to the University of Montana. Drive up, commercial strip plenty of parking. Area seems fine to me. Walk up women in a cage on your right. ID check, cover is…

Post Falls, ID. Wednesday night. Just came from Deja Vu in Spokane. Plenty of gas stations around here, area seems fine. Walk in, to a chain. I wait there for a bit as the dancers…

Spokane, WA. Wednesday night. You know between Dick's Hamburgers here in Spokane and Dick's Drive in in Seattle, (both unrelated) folks in Washington are eating a lot of Dicks. For good reason the shit is…

Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. Nobody's reviewed it yet so let's put it on the board. Pretty much downtown, commercial strip, small lot, but it was early enough that I found a spot. I walk in,…

Calgary, AB. Club is downtown, real safe downtown, most of these Canadien cities ain't really ghetto at all. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in, through hallway to the bar. Black guy comes up…

Calgary, AB. Tuesday night. This club is east of downtown. Drive up, plenty of parking. Area seems fine. Around 9. It's daylight at this time, and inside this club has red window pains to inside…

Edmonton, AB. Monday night. Only a couple clubs open on Monday so the choices were limited. This club is downtown, you can park anywhere, probably a pay lot next to it, that nobody was enforcing.…

Edmonton, AB. Monday night. Big building, plenty of parking. Area seems fine, commercial area. Walk in, one of the dancers in civie clothes holds the door open for me in civie clothes. Walk in to…