Reviews by Muddy

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Crazy horse. Area doesn't seem bad. Sort of industrial. Parked in the back. Walked in. Indian guy in the box. You could hardly see him. Cover is…

Brunswick, OH. Saturday night. Came down here with a purpose. I had to take an explosive diarrehea shit so damn bad. End of strip mall. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10, free military…

Providence, RI. Thursday like around 5ish. Big time traffic on Allens avenue. Already pretty much dark at this time. Parking lot looked pretty much almost filled up. Not a lot of strip clubs out there…

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Just came from a rodeo out in ballpark where the Round Express play. Plenty of parking walk in. A bunch of girls at the desk. Cover is like $15 or…

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Real nice spot. Walk in, guy at the front waives the cover for military, $25 otherwise. Walk in. A couple bars, multiple stages. Well lit club. Various…

Austin, TX. Saturday night after midnight. Plenty parking in the lot. Security is out there. Walk up, guy in a vest pats you down. Girl at the front. Cover is $35, $30 military. Walk in.…

Lubbock, TX. Friday night after midnight. Jaguars looks like that's closed so this is the only game in town. South side of town, sort going out to the desert. I parked on the road, parking…

Amarillo, TX. Friday night. Right near the airport, not far off I-40. Not much else going on around, sort of in the desert a bit, not a bad area. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl…

Amarillo, TX. Friday night just came from Dollhouse. This is more the hip hop spot in town it seemed like. Right off I-40. Plenty parking, walk in. Black lady in the booth. Pay $5 cover.…

Amarillo, TX. Friday night. Plenty of parking, off a busy road right off I-27. Area is fine. Walk in, girl in the booth, I believe cover was $7. Walk in. Pool tables in the back,…

Inola, OK. Thursday. Just east of Tulsa. Rural area, not ghetto. Right next to a truck stop. You enter the parking lot from that truck, the back right corner of it. Might be tough to…

Tulsa, OK. Thursday night. Over the train tracks on to a strip mall. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Big dive bar kind of feel to it. Pool tables, stage on the right, and bar on…

Tulsa, OK. Thursday night. Plenty of parking. Walk in, older guy at the front podium. Cover is like $10. Walk in. It's all pretty much right. One main stage. Seating and tables all around that.…

Tulsa, OK. Thursday night. Plenty of parking, busy road. Walk in, guy at the window. ID check and cover was $5. Walk in. Layout in pretty simple, bar on left, all seats on left, in…

Tulsa, OK. Thursday night. I'm told this was a rougher part of town but it didn't seem that way really. Commerical road. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Hispnaic guy in the window. Cover is $10.…

Tulsa, OK. Thursday night. First strip club stop in Tulsa of the night. Seems like decent area. Commercial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in to a guy at the front. ID, Pat down. Cover is…

Bridgeport, CT. Saturday night. It was pretty early like around 7. Area is in, *Elvis voice* In the ghettoooo, in the ghettooo. A big housing project in the distance, I parked down the crescent ave…

Parkersburg, WV. Saturday night, real late. I got their with about 40 minutes left to go. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seemed ok to me, there were random drunk folks looking like they…

Mineral Wells, WV. Saturday night. Off the freeway right up on a hill, drive up plenty of parking. Safe area to me at least. Walk in. Light skinned black girl at the front, pretty cute,…

Charleston, WV. Saturday night. Downtown Charleston. Doesn't seem that ghetto, some bar around here were pretty full. No parking lot, I found some down the road in an empty lot. Could it have been broken…

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Not far from Huntington and Marshall University. Coming out of here can be tricky as the street is on a curve and it's hard to see who's coming around the bend.…

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Just came from Obsessions. The spot is right up on a hill. Commerical area, safe. Big parking lot. Walk in. Guy in a window you can hear but can't see. I…

Derry, PA. Friday night. After midnight. Area is sort of suburban, ruraly area. Seems pretty safe to me. This strip club looks like a house and it's true to the name, beside a lake. Parking…

Altoona, PA. Friday night. Area seemed ok, pretty dark, gravel lot next to the place I parked in. This place is open a few days a week and the hours are 11 to 4. I…

Atlantic City, NJ. Saturday night. There's a parking lot where it seems impossible to get a spot but I actually found a spot right in there, don't count on it though. I wouldn't say this…